Is there any way I can become a virgin again and be pure in the eyes of the lord

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]Oh Em Gee. The topics get worse and worse. * facepalm * Seriously some people are not interested in your sex life. And I'm one of them.nht12101990

I concur.

Wait, what?

Just stop now ur only going to embarrass urself.... you will lose.........trust me I know -_-

[QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]Oh Em Gee. The topics get worse and worse. * facepalm * Seriously some people are not interested in your sex life. And I'm one of them.MissRiotmaker

I concur.

Wait, what?

Everything but the Christian! I'm listening to up beat Christian music right now.

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]Oh Em Gee. The topics get worse and worse. * facepalm * Seriously some people are not interested in your sex life. And I'm one of them.nht12101990

I concur.

Wait, what?

Everything but the Christian! I'm listening to up beat Christian music right now.

[QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="nht12101990"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]Oh Em Gee. The topics get worse and worse. * facepalm * Seriously some people are not interested in your sex life. And I'm one of them.MissRiotmaker

I concur.

Wait, what?

Everything but the Christian! I'm listening to up beat Christian music right now.

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

nht12101990

No, wait, I guess he still plays WoW. That explains a lot about this thread. :lol:

[QUOTE="nht12101990"]

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

SpaceMoose

No, wait, I guess he still plays WoW. That explains a lot about this thread. :lol:

[QUOTE="SpaceMoose"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

MissRiotmaker

No, wait, I guess he still plays WoW. That explains a lot about this thread. :lol:

Indeed. Let this thread die a slow and painful death.

By he, you're mistaking him for me. I have always played WoW. I used the WoW facepalm. Whether or not he plays WoW I really cannot say. :|MissRiotmaker

Oh, it seemed so non sequitur I must have just assumed... :P

My mistake.

[QUOTE="SouthernBBaller"]Naw man you can't be a virgin again but thats just natural. Everybody's body wants to naturally have sex. If it was lust takin over just ask the lord for forgiveness.nht12101990

My dad is a priest. He said if you guys don't help me he will beat the sex out of me. Please help!

Lmao, this is full of win.

Virginity is a lie made up by the morality police.

[QUOTE="SimpJee"]

are you male?!

If so, you never had a virginity.

nht12101990

I tried to lose my virginity to my hand and my dad beat the hormones out of me.

[QUOTE="Cesb02"]ur suppose to confess ur sins, and truthfully ask God for forgiveness that u allowed ur "urges" control your rational mind......tsk...tsknht12101990

Someone said you can be a Born-Again-Virgin. How do I do that?

Flail your arms above you head, yell "Praizzz Jezus!" then start speaking in tongues. The other alternative is to jump on Operah's couch, give money to a cult and claim you are a scientologist...............

Respawnmastersword007

lol. /retry

Though this thread did make me laugh at first.

Have better sex. Problem solved.Robbie_IV

^This

[QUOTE="SouthernBBaller"][QUOTE="nht12101990"]

[QUOTE="SouthernBBaller"]Naw man you can't be a virgin again but thats just natural. Everybody's body wants to naturally have sex. If it was lust takin over just ask the lord for forgiveness.nht12101990

My dad is a priest. He said if you guys don't help me he will beat the sex out of me. Please help!

Alright I'm guessin youre jokin now. :?

No! I'm not. One time he saw me watching Brokeback Mountain and he beat the gay out of me.

Last night I met this girl and after a minute of brief and unsatisfying sex I realized I wasn't a virgin anymore. At first I was happy but now I feel dirty and I cried in the shower while I scrubbed myself. Is there any way I can be a virgin again?nht12101990

Wtf is wrong with you ?! Or was she that ugly ?!

[QUOTE="SouthernBBaller"]Naw man you can't be a virgin again but thats just natural. Everybody's body wants to naturally have sex. If it was lust takin over just ask the lord for forgiveness.nht12101990

My dad is a priest. He said if you guys don't help me he will beat the sex out of me. Please help!

Aw dude that sucks real bad :(