Is this tree hot?

I would have to say no, but I would have it in my garden

I think it's time for a TREESOME! :D

Murj

If I was a tree, sure.

I woodpecker in the cheek >___>

Yeah, that was bad -___-

Alright you guys, no need to be a beech, There all just trying to be punny.

I think it's time for a TREESOME! :D

Murj

The puns in this topic are making me cringe more than a certain Chuck Palahniuk story that I won't name.

Theokhoth

I think the tree's name is Katreena.Chojuto

i chuckled

This is gonna give me morning wood.

Hey guys! I want to put my wood into that tree's tight knot and plant my seed, then tap it a few times to make it sticky sap run.

wrfade82

You have won, sir.

The prize is this tree as your wife.

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Hey guys! I want to put my wood into that tree's tight knot and plant my seed, then tap it a few times to make it sticky sap run.

avatar_genius

You have won, sir.

The prize is this tree as your wife.

That's TREEMENDOUS! :D

I better trim my hedges to make my tree look taller.

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Hey guys! I want to put my wood into that tree's tight knot and plant my seed, then tap it a few times to make it sticky sap run.

wrfade82

You have won, sir.

The prize is this tree as your wife.

That's TREEMENDOUS! :D

I better trim my hedges to make my tree look taller.

That's Mrs Tree to you. 8)

She could mow my lawn any day of the week

Would you date this tree?

I would. :D

I dont know whether to hit it from the top or the bottom 8)

last night she had me howling like a timberwolf

Oh wow, these puns are hilarious. Keep them punning.

I would bang the bark out of that tree.zakkro

LOL

Don't see any holes...

bangell99

but you gotta admit, that tree is a TILFSevered_Hand

:lol: i can't believe you just said that

I prefers tree's with flowers. This one seems it has been deflowered.

:P

I prefers tree's with flowers. This one seems it has been deflowered.

:P

darkmark91

This thead has been bumped! :o

*locks*