It's the year 2100: Should Canada secede from the United States?

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#51 BattleTurtles
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So are the people in Massachusetts still alive?

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Of course not. Boston was the Neptunian base of operations and the entire state was nuked.
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#52 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

So are the people in Massachusetts still alive?

BattleTurtles

Of course not. Boston was the Neptunian base of operations and the entire state was nuked.

Aww man. What about Vermont, New Hampshire, and Florida?

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#53 batman_is_aweso
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Make fifty spam topics on OT in one day.BattleTurtles
Most of my topics aren't spam.

key word is most

also I haven't even made 5 threads in my whole duration here in OT as I know noone would post in it:cry:

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#54 BattleTurtles
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

So are the people in Massachusetts still alive?

ice_rootbeer

Of course not. Boston was the Neptunian base of operations and the entire state was nuked.

Aww man. What about Vermont, New Hampshire, and Florida?

Florida was the first to be destroyed in World War III when the Ukrainians invaded. New Hampshire and Vermont are fine though.
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#55 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] Of course not. Boston was the Neptunian base of operations and the entire state was nuked.BattleTurtles

Aww man. What about Vermont, New Hampshire, and Florida?

Florida was the first to be destroyed in World War III when the Ukrainians invaded. New Hampshire and Vermont are fine though.

To the cabin by Lake Sunapee I go! And there are lakes around, right?

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#56 scorch-62
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] Of course not. Boston was the Neptunian base of operations and the entire state was nuked.BattleTurtles

Aww man. What about Vermont, New Hampshire, and Florida?

Florida was the first to be destroyed in World War III when the Ukrainians invaded. New Hampshire and Vermont are fine though.

Now that you've mentioned both WW III and WW V, what were the outcomes of World Wars 3, 4, and 5?
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] Aww man. What about Vermont, New Hampshire, and Florida?

scorch-62

Florida was the first to be destroyed in World War III when the Ukrainians invaded. New Hampshire and Vermont are fine though.

Now that you've mentioned both WW III and WW V, what were the outcomes of World Wars 3, 4, and 5?

No one won, there were only losers.

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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] Aww man. What about Vermont, New Hampshire, and Florida?

ice_rootbeer

Florida was the first to be destroyed in World War III when the Ukrainians invaded. New Hampshire and Vermont are fine though.

To the cabin by Lake Sunapee I go! And there are lakes around, right?

The US added 6 more great lakes.
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#59 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] Florida was the first to be destroyed in World War III when the Ukrainians invaded. New Hampshire and Vermont are fine though.BattleTurtles

To the cabin by Lake Sunapee I go! And there are lakes around, right?

The US added 6 more great lakes.

Lake Sunapee's alive?

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[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] Florida was the first to be destroyed in World War III when the Ukrainians invaded. New Hampshire and Vermont are fine though.BattleTurtles

Now that you've mentioned both WW III and WW V, what were the outcomes of World Wars 3, 4, and 5?

No one won, there were only losers.

Then what started all three conflicts?
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#61 BattleTurtles
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] To the cabin by Lake Sunapee I go! And there are lakes around, right?

ice_rootbeer

The US added 6 more great lakes.

Lake Sunapee's alive?

Yes.
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#62 BattleTurtles
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"]

[QUOTE="scorch-62"] Now that you've mentioned both WW III and WW V, what were the outcomes of World Wars 3, 4, and 5?scorch-62

No one won, there were only losers.

Then what started all three conflicts?

III-Ukraine IV-Neptune V-China
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#63 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] The US added 6 more great lakes.BattleTurtles

Lake Sunapee's alive?

Yes.

Fantastic. That's where I will head during this apocalypse.

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#64 BattleTurtles
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] Lake Sunapee's alive?

ice_rootbeer

Yes.

Fantastic. That's where I will head during this apocalypse.

I wouldn't. It's currently being occupied by Moon Troopers.
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#65 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] Yes.BattleTurtles

Fantastic. That's where I will head during this apocalypse.

I wouldn't. It's currently being occupied by Moon Troopers.

Oh. Is Vermont occupied?

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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] Fantastic. That's where I will head during this apocalypse.

ice_rootbeer

I wouldn't. It's currently being occupied by Moon Troopers.

Oh. Is Vermont occupied?

Yes. By skiers.
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#67 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] I wouldn't. It's currently being occupied by Moon Troopers.BattleTurtles

Oh. Is Vermont occupied?

Yes. By skiers.

Do they have machine guns or other deadly weapons mounted on their skies? :o

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#68 BattleTurtles
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] Oh. Is Vermont occupied?

ice_rootbeer

Yes. By skiers.

Do they have machine guns or other deadly weapons mounted on their skies? :o

Poles?
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#69 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] Yes. By skiers.BattleTurtles

Do they have machine guns or other deadly weapons mounted on their skies? :o

Poles?

Vermont sounds safe then.

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#70 coolbeans90
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No, Darth Vader wouldn't let them.

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#71 BattleTurtles
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No, Darth Vader wouldn't let them.

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What? He was assasinated in WWIII.
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#72 quebec946
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what happened to quebec did they finally seperated from canada?:P

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#73 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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do a barrel roll!

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#74 quebec946
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do a barrel roll!

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i liek mudkipz

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#75 svenus97
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This is one of the best theads I have ever seen! Kudos to OP, you surley have a vivid imagination, but it is helluva funny.

Lol at Darth Vader being assissanted in WWIII.

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#76 quebec946
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

No, Darth Vader wouldn't let them.

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What? He was assasinated in WWIII.

what year he was assasinated
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#77 svenus97
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

No, Darth Vader wouldn't let them.

quebec946
What? He was assasinated in WWIII.

what year he was assasinated

He was assassinated in a galaxy far far away, many years ago.
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Cool story, bro.

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In the next 90 years we will have managed to have 3 more world wars? People need to seriously learn to get along. The good thing is we will have develop so fast technologically that we somehow created a second moon, and made it habitable. The most surprising thing about all this is: Tony Blair lives another 90 years. Wouldn't that make him the oldest person to live ever?
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[QUOTE="clayron"]In the next 90 years we will have managed to have 3 more world wars? People need to seriously learn to get along. The good thing is we will have develop so fast technologically that we somehow created a second moon, and made it habitable. The most surprising thing about all this is: Tony Blair lives another 90 years. Wouldn't that make him the oldest person to live ever?

Tony Blair never existed. Tony Blair is an alias for Jesus Christ, our lord and prime minister.
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what happened to quebec did they finally seperated from canada?:P

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It became it's own country. It's called French Canada.
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[QUOTE="svenus97"][QUOTE="quebec946"][QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] What? He was assasinated in WWIII.

what year he was assasinated

He was assassinated in a galaxy far far away, many years ago.

Nebraska, to be exact.
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What did we ever do the Neptunians?
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What did we ever do the Neptunians?ZookGuy
They attacked us demanding Celine Dion.
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[QUOTE="ZookGuy"]What did we ever do the Neptunians?BattleTurtles
They attacked us demanding Celine Dion.

They can have her. While they're at it, take Justin Beiber too.

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Make fifty spam topics on OT in one day.Theokhoth

boo friggen hoo

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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ZookGuy"]What did we ever do the Neptunians?ice_rootbeer

They attacked us demanding Celine Dion.

They can have her. While they're at it, take Justin Beiber too.

We gave Celine Dion to the Neptunians at the end of the war. Beiber, however, is the current emperor of Japan.
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] They attacked us demanding Celine Dion.BattleTurtles

They can have her. While they're at it, take Justin Beiber too.

We gave Celine Dion to the Neptunians at the end of the war. Beiber, however, is the current emperor of Japan.

Darn. Who wants to help destroy Japan?

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what happens to the Philippines?

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what happens to the Philippines?

hiphopballer
It's been renamed Fillippines to avoid confusion.
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#91 ice_rootbeer
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[QUOTE="hiphopballer"]

what happens to the Philippines?

BattleTurtles

It's been renamed Fillippines to avoid confusion.

Confusion of what?

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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="hiphopballer"]

what happens to the Philippines?

ice_rootbeer

It's been renamed Fillippines to avoid confusion.

Confusion of what?

The Fillippino leader's name is Fill Up.
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] It's been renamed Fillippines to avoid confusion.BattleTurtles

Confusion of what?

The Fillippino leader's name is Fill Up.

Oh. Is Russia still ok?

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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] Confusion of what?

ice_rootbeer

The Fillippino leader's name is Fill Up.

Oh. Is Russia still ok?

Yes, but it's not cold anymore.
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[QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"]

[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"] The Fillippino leader's name is Fill Up.BattleTurtles

Oh. Is Russia still ok?

Yes, but it's not cold anymore.

:o What happened?

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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] Oh. Is Russia still ok?

ice_rootbeer

Yes, but it's not cold anymore.

:o What happened?

The Lava Golem was awoken.
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[QUOTE="BattleTurtles"][QUOTE="ice_rootbeer"] They can have her. While they're at it, take Justin Beiber too.

ice_rootbeer

We gave Celine Dion to the Neptunians at the end of the war. Beiber, however, is the current emperor of Japan.

Darn. Who wants to help destroy Japan?

There's no hope. He built a massive radio tower, anyone trying to get within a thousand miles of the island will hear a continuous loop of One Time.