I'm 5'9" and 180 pounds... and I'm not even 14 yet.
I couldn't wipe my own butt until I was 10, so I just left it unwiped.
I couldn't tie my shoes until I was 9.
When I was younger, I'd pull my pants down when using the urinal.
Well, you did want to know my secrets...
That sounds like my brother minus the pants down. People learn at different times, sometimes longer than others. My bro is almost 20 and still seems 14 years old to me. When he was 14 he seemed 8 to me.
[QUOTE="Allicrombie"] awe you can tell me! =PDeihjan
For you, m'dear, anything! Ok. ok. [spoiler] I like to bake cookies shaped like pacman [/spoiler] Wait..... doesn't that mean you took a bite out of it.
Outside of my brother, nobody really knows i've been to jail. That's about as much as i'll say.
ShuichiChamp24
We know you want to say it really and it has to be something badass otherwise you won't of even brought it up. I mean if you went jail because you were using your underage teenage cousin to take picture to sell for porn, or you beat up your wife while you were drunk and wearing a string vest then you'll probably want it to slink into obscurity. I doubt it's about murder as I'm pretty sure more then your brother knows about it, so maybe it's assault because everyones an Internet hardman, or drugs because stoners are awesome like, or maybe vandalism, but that sounds too kiddy like so maybe not. Oh, driving without insurance! Pretty boring offence that one, so I wouldn't blame you for not bringing that one up. Damn picture being in jail and one of the guys asking "so what are you in here for" and you go to say "driving without insurance" you'll think, Nah! then make up something like "I beat up some loser who thought he was all gansta and was having a go at my homeboy!"
[QUOTE="awesome3496"][QUOTE="Teenaged"]Too bad she is one person.
spazzx625
Why is one in bold? Original response was plural (womEn), but Teenaged was pointing out that Megan Fox is a single womAn. Oh thanks for pointing that out.
Outside of my brother, nobody really knows i've been to jail. That's about as much as i'll say.
Evil_Saluki
We know you want to say it really and it has to be something badass otherwise you won't of even brought it up. I mean if you went jail because you were using your underage teenage cousin to take picture to sell for porn, or you beat up your wife while you were drunk and wearing a string vest then you'll probably want it to slink into obscurity. I doubt it's about murder as I'm pretty sure more then your brother knows about it, so maybe it's assault because everyones an Internet hardman, or drugs because stoners are awesome like, or maybe vandalism, but that sounds too kiddy like so maybe not. Oh, driving without insurance! Pretty boring offence that one, so I wouldn't blame you for not bringing that one up. Damn picture being in jail and one of the guys asking "so what are you in here for" and you go to say "driving without insurance" you'll think, Nah! then make up something like "I beat up some loser who thought he was all gansta and was having a go at my homeboy!"
Nah, I got there for misinterpreted conducts. Really, nobody outside of my brother know cause he is pretty much my only family. Him and my sister that is, but not by blood. Assault? I wish, not that big of a badass, and I don't do drugs. Don't own a car so that is out of the list. Keep guessing though, you might get it, who knows.
I sometimes imagine chaos rampaging in my head randomly i pretend i'm bashing the person in the face(friend or foe). So I giggle and sigh and they'll ask haha what's up and I'll just say lol nothing I just remembered something and move on
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