Jehovah's witness's?

They were tricky in my neighborhood when we used to get them. They would always drop off a van full of drop dead beautiful women that wanted to come inside and talk about God with me.

Shove a shotgun in their face and say "Get off my freakin' porch" with a raspy, crazy, old man voice.

I have a neighbor who listens to what they have to say and when they're done he'll say "Well you've taken ten minutes of my time, now let me take ten minutes of your time," and he'll proceed to tell them about his beliefs. They don't go there anymore. :P

I've never had one. I did have this group of two Mormons come to my door, but I just told them I already had a relationship with Jesus.

GabuEx

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Please, do go on.

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I've never had one. I did have this group of two Mormons come to my door, but I just told them I already had a relationship with Jesus.

SideSwipes

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...Jesus is underage?

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I've never had one. I did have this group of two Mormons come to my door, but I just told them I already had a relationship with Jesus.

Atmanix

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...Jesus is underage?

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I live in a gated community. I haven't had a Jehovah's witness knock on our door in years.

I just tell them I have to go.

I just politely tell them that I am not a christian and would appreciate it if they stopped leaving their booklets at my door. I have never had them persist beyond that response.

They once came to my appartement ,then one of neighbours put a sign that said : Dogs and Jehova's Witnesses are not allowed in the building , they never came again!

They were tricky in my neighborhood when we used to get them. They would always drop off a van full of drop dead beautiful women that wanted to come inside and talk about God with me.

Atmanix

No need to be malicious buy throwing things at them. Just shut the door and walk away. I'd shut the door on the president, I don't care. As long as they have your attention they won't leave.

You could just go to the door with stubble grown out, wearing only a pair of underwear pulled up to your chest and some cowboy boots. That would probably run them off for good, I'm sure.:lol:

I usually just tell them I'm not interested before they even get a chance to talk. Once I'm done I just close the door.

Some upstanding white kids bike around my area trying to sell the Lord door to door. When they came by my house (again) I just shook my head at them through the window and thumbed them along toward the next house.

What do you say to the jehova's witness's when they come knocking? I tried to be respectfull but they are such a problem. So recently ive been trying to think up ways to mess with them. Ive been saying "no thanks, i worship satan." then close the door. The look on their face is pricelsess. So, any good ideas?

kipohippo021

They have never knocked on my door. Thats a positive about living out in the country.