Jesus vs Muhammad vs Moses

Jesus, and here's why:

Jesus wouldn't throw a single punch--that's not His styIe. He'd get the crap beaten out of Him. But, you see, He'd always--always--get back up. The other two would eventually get exhausted and pass out, leaving a bloody-but-standing Jesus as the winner.

Theokhoth

What if they cut off Jesus's legs?

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Jesus, and here's why:

Jesus wouldn't throw a single punch--that's not His styIe. He'd get the crap beaten out of Him. But, you see, He'd always--always--get back up. The other two would eventually get exhausted and pass out, leaving a bloody-but-standing Jesus as the winner.

Shad0ki11

What if they cut off Jesus's legs?

Then they'd leave a bloody-and-screaming-but-conscious Jesus as the winner.:P

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Jesus, and here's why:

Jesus wouldn't throw a single punch--that's not His styIe. He'd get the crap beaten out of Him. But, you see, He'd always--always--get back up. The other two would eventually get exhausted and pass out, leaving a bloody-but-standing Jesus as the winner.

Theokhoth

What if they cut off Jesus's legs?

Then they'd leave a bloody-and-screaming-but-conscious Jesus as the winner.:P

Why would they leave?

It is a fight to the death, no?

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

What if they cut off Jesus's legs?

Shad0ki11

Then they'd leave a bloody-and-screaming-but-conscious Jesus as the winner.:P

Why would they leave?

It is a fight to the death, no?

They'd pass out, not leave. Then Jesus could kill them. :P

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Then they'd leave a bloody-and-screaming-but-conscious Jesus as the winner.:P

Theokhoth

Why would they leave?

It is a fight to the death, no?

They'd pass out, not leave. Then Jesus could kill them. :P

What if Jesus's arms and legs were cut off?:shock:

What if somehow all of their arms and legs were cut off? What would be the outcome?

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

Why would they leave?

It is a fight to the death, no?

Shad0ki11

They'd pass out, not leave. Then Jesus could kill them. :P

What if Jesus's arms and legs were cut off?:shock:

What if somehow all of their arms and legs were cut off? What would be the outcome?

God damn it, it's Jesus! He'd make new arms and legs outta lightning or some **** and blast the rest of them to bits by blinking!

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

They'd pass out, not leave. Then Jesus could kill them. :P

Theokhoth

What if Jesus's arms and legs were cut off?:shock:

What if somehow all of their arms and legs were cut off? What would be the outcome?

God damn it, it's Jesus! He'd make new arms and legs outta lightning or some **** and blast the rest of them to bits by blinking!

Wow.:o

Jesus, and here's why:

Jesus wouldn't throw a single punch--that's not His styIe. He'd get the crap beaten out of Him. But, you see, He'd always--always--get back up. The other two would eventually get exhausted and pass out, leaving a bloody-but-standing Jesus as the winner.

Theokhoth

Sorry, it's already been established that Captain Falcon would win :D.

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

What if Jesus's arms and legs were cut off?:shock:

What if somehow all of their arms and legs were cut off? What would be the outcome?

Shad0ki11

God damn it, it's Jesus! He'd make new arms and legs outta lightning or some **** and blast the rest of them to bits by blinking!

Wow.:o

I there any possible way they could reach a stalemate? :?

Only if the referee (Thor) steps in to stop the fighting.

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

God damn it, it's Jesus! He'd make new arms and legs outta lightning or some **** and blast the rest of them to bits by blinking!

Theokhoth

Wow.:o

I there any possible way they could reach a stalemate? :?

Only if the referee (Thor) steps in to stop the fighting.

Hell yeah! XD

Haha this reminds me of when i made a drawing of muhammad and jesus boxing during a Religion test. ended up getting chusked out of the class :P

Haha this reminds me of when i made a drawing of muhammad and jesus boxing during a Religion test. ended up getting chusked out of the class :P

RiseAgainst12

They're best friends.Vanadium2k8

No, they are SUPER best friends. :P

Probably Muhammad. The man was a seasoned war veteran. Jesus as a carpenter's son. No contest.Vandalvideo

War veteran? :?