Joke thread: What is you most hated piece of clothing?

Mine would be the Fedora as it gives everyone a ladyboner...

People who fly fish dressed as if they are about to go to war in Iraq.

Personally wear a t-shirt with a picture of Bart Simpson. it doesn't seem to have much negative effect

@uninspiredcup: hmmm... i was expecting something about pants... maybe Indzman...

I dislike people who doesn't observe the rules of decorum. Like wearing shorts in a inappropriate setting. Or those who overdress.

motherfucking CROCS

@Master_Live: For the last time, i just forgot to wear my pants to the meeting, stop talking about it! D:

WITH SOCKS

@ianhh6: *pukes* dude am trying to eat my Dürum! D:

Keep them on!

I will admit every once in a while I commit what some consider a fashion crime: I wear flip-flops with socks.

But it feels soooooo gooood! So bite me.

I say either crocs or those individual toe shoes. Hate those things.

@Master_Live: That's 2 fashion crimes, actually.

@Master_Live: as you wish

dress ties

@Storm_Marine: Why do you hate the noose uhm i mean class?

Guilty as charge. Take me in officer.

Tank tops on dudes, t-shirts with the sleeves cut off, anything with a Rebel flag on it, and middle-aged men wearing the jersey of their favorite sports team.

@Master_Live: It's ok; all I want is for you to be happy.

people who wear their carhartt in a way that leaves room for a master rat to control their movement

new balance shoes, because if you have new balance shoes, i know you fold under peer pressure coupled with a willingness to compromise general aesthetics because lets face it, new balance shoes are generally either fugly or bland or both

fjallraven backpacks, again, you're just following a trend, and also for the same reasons as new balance shoes, they're fugly and/or bland but hey - you're trendy amirite

white sneaks, because sneaks that are completely snow white are for ignorant people who have no grasp on reality or the value of money

i can't pick the thing i hate the most, because there's so much hate in me for so many different things

Dragonball Z button up shirts

Also graphic tees with some kind of nerd humour/joke

I could only understand 47% of your post...well done!

@korvus: i may have found a way around censorship then! :D

@BiancaDK: Don't get your hopes up though, I just get confused easily =P

@korvus: aw :[

polo shirts.

So flip flops, baggy jeans, navel v neckline shirts, clothes with holes, "I'm a slut" tees, leopard print clothing is all well and good but you draw the line at polo shirts?

Skinny jeans, on either sex. Ugh.

good god the images

stop yourself man

@BiancaDK: Sorry, I don't know my own powers sometimes.

@korvus: "I could only understand 47% of your post...well done!"

At least you made it through the whole post, I got lost on the 1st paragraph.

@ianhh6:

What on earth is those?

@korvus: coulda said crocs and your point woulda been made buddy, there's kids on this site

@PSP107: what i meant by the 1st line was people wearing their carhartt hat like so:

Swimwear

You want people swimming naked huh? Pervert! =P

yeah those are definitely a turnoff. I'd much rather see overweight guys playing golf without a shirt. =P

Guilty as charged. But pervert reasons aside, it just feels alot better swimming naked. Swimming with swim clothes feels pretty gross in comparison honestly. Sauna with swim clothes is even worse.

@themajormayor: I for one prefer not to have to look at naked people when I go for a swim.

I understand you, but you don't have to look at them. And doesn't it depend on what people it is?

@themajormayor: It's probably going to be hard not to see naked people when they're all around you XD And no, it doesn't depend on who it is =) That being said, I don't have a problem with naked people, just given a choice, I'd rather not see them =P

I can't help but agree, and laying on the beach in wet swim shorts is just terrible.

That said...I would rather not see most people naked.

Does anyone remember the French advertisement for kids clothing where there were a handful of kids running side by side along a beach and a fat naked guy wading into the water in the background?

There was a thread about it here a few years ago.

@BiancaDK:

I never heard of carhartt but whats wrong with the way she's wearing it?

There's a rat inside it controlling her.

Just Googled it...Is this the one?

Yeah that's definitely the worst part.

Well same, but a minority of people will compensate for that more than enough.

jeans with button shirt for men. As generic as Battlefield 3.

Pants.

And I'm not joking.

Uggs are pretty stupid.

@korvus said:

@Storm_Marine said:

Does anyone remember the French advertisement for kids clothing where there were a handful of kids running side by side along a beach and a fat naked guy wading into the water in the background?

There was a thread about it here a few years ago.

Just Googled it...Is this the one?

yup, the legend