Kanye West's Diary
8:00 A.M.: Wake up; shoo away tiny pranksters putting more crop-circles in my hair.
10:05 A.M.: Breakfast . . . wonder why my picture isn't on the front page of the paper.
11:10 A.M.: Spend $45,000 at Sunglass Hut.
12:30 P.M.: Lunch with my three favorite people: Me, myself and I.
2:45 P.M.: Accuse girls that want to sleep with me of being "Jackass Diggers."
4:30 P.M.: Get confused; interrupt Beyoncé to tell her she's not as good as herself.
10:00 P.M.: Bedtime; pray to Jesus that he can be more like me.
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