Kim Kardashians first song may be the worst thing I've ever heard

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#51 Naruto5901
Member since 2007 • 9015 Posts

kim kardashian is good for one thing only, and singing aint it.

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wut?

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#52 Upparoom
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You clearly haven't heard this masterpiece of song writing.

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#53 MystikFollower
Member since 2009 • 4061 Posts

The Cardassians are a real threat to are very way of life. Repel the Obsidian Order!

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#54 taterfrickintot
Member since 2008 • 2851 Posts

i was just raped by kim kardashian. and i didnt like it.

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#55 Ace6301
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Wow. That was...incredibly bad. Like I would rather listen to Sagat's theme from street fighter 1 than this.
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#56 THGarrett
Member since 2003 • 2574 Posts

It was like the same tune over and over again for 5 minutes...

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#57 taterfrickintot
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she should stick to making porn IMO.

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#58 Tetrarch9
Member since 2010 • 2581 Posts
[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

[QUOTE="JML897"]

Even by pop music standards that was really bad.

And is there any bigger tool in show business than Ryan Seacrest?

My guess would be the Beiber.

Im not normally one to defend the biebs but atleast his lyrics don't consist of: Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up Yeah (x8) Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up Yeah (x8) or Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me Turn me up Yeah (x8) Killa (Killa), I run music
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#59 SepticSangreal
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*Pauses Septic Flesh to listen to the posted song*

*Gives the song a chance, but inevitably closes the window*

*Plays Septic Flesh again*

*Posts a post that doesn't serve much purpose other than describing my actions while in this thread*

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#60 Lonelynight
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At least it's something that could be ignored.
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#61 GreySeal9
Member since 2010 • 28247 Posts

It would be a poor song regardless of who sung it, but her voice is what really makes it suck.

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#62 deactivated-58a5e8ead9efe
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Aaaaaaaannnnnnnd...

it's garbage. Not surprised.

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#63 RogueShodown
Member since 2009 • 2818 Posts
I didnt even know she could sing.AutoPilotOn
She can't.
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#64 the_ChEeSe_mAn2
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I listened to the chorus and first verse and just started laughing uncontrollably for the rest of the song. Oh I want to "jam" with your booty alright, Ms. Kardashian :D

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#65 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

Hope there's a music video though

Stesilaus

Why?

Cardassian females aren't particularly attractive. :o

Thank god someone else's mind went there.

I don't even know who this Kim Kardashian woman is.

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#66 Rckstrchik
Member since 2010 • 1271 Posts

Is she this desperate to get her 15 minutes of fame back again? She should just make another sex tape considering she has no artistic talent whats so ever.

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#67 Zilch90
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I think I just went deaf.

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#68 deactivated-5ee322a396e26
Member since 2005 • 2510 Posts

she doesn't need to be able to sing, she's hot and is famous for being hot, thats all anyone needs to have a music career these days

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#69 coolbeans90
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She's too fat to be a pop star, and sounds like s*** anyway.

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#70 mrbojangles25
Member since 2005 • 60828 Posts

WTF!!!!! WHERE did standards go?!?!

I dont know what is worse:

1. the fact people didnt say "no, you cant sing, you shouldnt sing...we arent going to produce this and submit the public to it."

or

2. the fact the "artist" doesnt know how awful they are

they all talk about how "oh we did it for fun" or "oh I felt like expressing myself" but damn girl you dont have to release it and let everyone hear it.

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#71 mrbojangles25
Member since 2005 • 60828 Posts

Her lyrics impose of sense of wonderment an trumiph of the common man.Wilfred_Owen

indeed, i want this song played at my wedding, when my kid graduates college, and at my funeral.

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#72 F1_2004
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That sounded like my computer singing.
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#73 james007_14
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The song is garbage.
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#74 RogueShodown
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That sounded like my computer singing.F1_2004
...if your computer could sing badly.
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#75 killinserially
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[QUOTE="F1_2004"]That sounded like my computer singing.RogueShodown
...if your computer could sing badly.

Pretty sure my computer can sing better than this. How can anyone be proud of this or feel that they "tried"?
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#76 mrbojangles25
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[QUOTE="F1_2004"]That sounded like my computer singing.RogueShodown
...if your computer could sing badly.

my computer sings pretty nice, in my opinion

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#77 metallica_fan42
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Not my thing...
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#78 supergoat777
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[QUOTE="supergoat777"]

[QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

http://ryanseacrest.com/2011/03/02/world-premiere-listen-to-kim-kardashians-debut-single-jam-audio/

Hope there's a music video though

Jolt_counter119

uaaaaaaaaaaaa no offense but thats probably better than what you could sing, and no one asked you to listen to the song in the first place.

supergoat777 strikes again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo

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#79 jimmyjammer69
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You say first like there's risk of another. I don't buy it.
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#80 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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F*** my life. That was abysmal.
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#81 GreySeal9
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Honestly, this song is so bad that it makes Paris Hilton's look like a pop masterpiece.

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#82 IPWNDU2
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wow this is worse than Radiohead

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#83 Morphic
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It's funny how anyone with money thinks they can write a book or release an album.

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#84 surrealnumber5
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i would "do" her, but i am not going out of my way to find bad music.
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#85 Led_poison
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I think she was talking that whole song
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#86 imaps3fanboy
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[QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

Hope there's a music video though

Stesilaus

Why?

Cardassian females aren't particularly attractive. :o

Lol, first time I read that I thought it said Caucasian females aren't attractive

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#87 Mr_Pieman
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At least it's something that could be ignored.Lonelynight
not when you work at hmv
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#88 Desulated
Member since 2005 • 30952 Posts

Who is the ***** anyways?