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#1 SideSwipes
Member since 2009 • 3064 Posts

The Finger Tray

The Sponge Mic Which Allows Me To Look Like A Complete Moron

The "Ow I Just Fell Off And Smashed My Skull" Ladder

The Stop People From Stealing Your Bread Thingy

This Is Just...LOL

The Tottaly Useless Superman Hanger

Wacka-Wacka-Wacka Hats

The Head Rester Thing

This Is Wrong On So Many Levels

Do You Live In A Flat? Well, Now You Can Let Your Baby Play Outside!

The...The Hell Is This?

Share your own useless inventions.

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#2 EJ902
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The head rester looks pretty useful and the finger tray would be great if they made a better effort to conceal the fingers. The rest though seem pretty pointless (except the pacman hat)
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#3 entropyecho
Member since 2005 • 22053 Posts

This should have been a YLYL. I lost. :lol:

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#4 kidsmelly
Member since 2009 • 5692 Posts

I want to get the thumb wrestling thing and the breast feeding thing. Where can I buy these things?

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#5 Kle0
Member since 2010 • 219 Posts
I liked hte Rpo Thumb Wrestling ring :D
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#6 aaronmullan
Member since 2004 • 33426 Posts

The make up gun of course!

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#7 Daavpuke
Member since 2009 • 13771 Posts

this

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#8 entropyecho
Member since 2005 • 22053 Posts

... the finger tray would be great if they made a better effort to conceal the fingers. EJ902
You can balance a tray better using your palm rather than your fingers alone though. I am sure it was not intended to place heavy objects on it however.

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#9 SideSwipes
Member since 2009 • 3064 Posts

this

Daavpuke

Brilliant!! :lol:

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#10 entropyecho
Member since 2005 • 22053 Posts

Also, my is the sponge-mic guy wearing glasses in the shower? Is that Bono?

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#11 jubino
Member since 2005 • 6265 Posts

Those pacman hats are awesome! How dare you say they're useless!

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#12 iBear-
Member since 2010 • 1092 Posts

Actually half those aren't make to have any functional purpose, they're just made to look cool. Like the waka waka hat and the pro thumb wrestling thing. They're stupid, but it's not like anybody made it for a practical purpose. The bread container thing looked friggen sweet.

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#13 smc91352
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The Stop People From Stealing Your Bread ThingySideSwipes
I could use that.
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#14 entropyecho
Member since 2005 • 22053 Posts

Let's not forget the EZ Cracker. Commercials such as these make me feel competent.

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#15 jasonharris48
Member since 2006 • 21441 Posts

this

Daavpuke

nice lol

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#16 JigglyWiggly_
Member since 2009 • 24625 Posts
I want a wacka wacka hat
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#17 dr_octagon
Member since 2003 • 625 Posts

Pac Man Hat was awesome.

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#18 T_REX305
Member since 2010 • 11304 Posts

if this was YLYL i would lose :lol:

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#19 GmasterRED
Member since 2006 • 1051 Posts

this

Daavpuke
LOL it's trolling. It's the most basic form of troll.
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#20 horgen  Moderator
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Dude, the Pac Man hat rocks!
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#21 SideSwipes
Member since 2009 • 3064 Posts

This is a thread with funny pictures in it, I guess it can be considered a YLYL.

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#22 Meinhard1
Member since 2010 • 6790 Posts
Funny stuff :D
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#24 Elraptor
Member since 2004 • 30966 Posts

Also, my is the sponge-mic guy wearing glasses in the shower? Is that Bono?

entropyecho
I think he was supposed to look like Bono. A younger Bono.
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#25 0Tyler0
Member since 2008 • 2602 Posts

The Swing Wing

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#26 felipebo
Member since 2009 • 4170 Posts

The Swing Wing

0Tyler0

If you spin too fast, won't you take off?

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#27 0Tyler0
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[QUOTE="0Tyler0"]

The Swing Wing

felipebo

If you spin too fast, won't you take off?

Yeah, but people in the 1950's were new to headbanging, and couldn't do it fast enough to do that
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#28 SideSwipes
Member since 2009 • 3064 Posts

Here's a few more wacky inventions.

Butter your toast!

Ouch, my noodles are hot...I know!! I'll attach a fan to my chop sticks!

Can't quite reach? Use this!

Now you can look ugly in the same sweat shirt!

The Swiss farmers knife

Wanna walk your dog, but it's raining? Fear not!

Are you female? Are you a clumsy idiot? Then this is for you!

O_o

Does it take a while for you to go? Well, now you can play golf while you wait!

This is actually pretty cool

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#29 DJ-Lafleur
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SideSwipes

I would totally buy that!

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#30 Vesica_Prime
Member since 2009 • 7062 Posts

This.

EDIT: For people who're too lazy to click, it's the freaking stick.

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#31 NightStalkerBX
Member since 2006 • 2032 Posts

Here's a few more wacky inventions.

The Swiss farmers knife

SideSwipes

I lol'd so hard. Captain Obvious reporting for duty but that's such a photoshop. :lol:

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#32 one_plum
Member since 2009 • 6825 Posts

Treadmill on wheels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM

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#33 ghoklebutter
Member since 2007 • 19327 Posts

The transistor. What a piece of trash. >_>

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#34 TehFuneral
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SideSwipes

I was so close falling off my chair laughing on this one :lol: :lol:

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#35 Atmanix
Member since 2009 • 6927 Posts

Should I be ashamed that I want some of these...?

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#36 bobbleheadrogue
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Lame Invention- Homework :D
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#37 bobbleheadrogue
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="SideSwipes"]

I would totally buy that!

me too! is it on sale or just a design? :P
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#38 comp_atkins
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solar powered flashlight.. think about it..

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#39 SideSwipes
Member since 2009 • 3064 Posts

The keep stuff in your tie...Tie

The pervert pillow

The suicide uno cycle bike

Get your baby working, get a clean floor!

Gotta poo while on the move?

Apparently, this helps if you have vertigo

A surfboard with a motor in it :o

There goes your suit

Lung cancer, here I come!

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#40 entropyecho
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The Swiss farmers knife

SideSwipes

This reminds me of Spaceballs:

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#41 CRS98
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The Wonder Rake 5000. Picks up pinecones!

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#42 EJ902
Member since 2005 • 14338 Posts

The keep stuff in your tie...Tie

SideSwipes
Oh wow that looks fantastic. If I wore ties I'd get one of these in a heartbeat
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#43 travisstaggs
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this

Daavpuke
Thats awesome!
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#44 cornholio157
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99% of the things billy mays advertised. :P also infomertials and other "for only 19.95" commercials.

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#45 Ringx55
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="SideSwipes"]

bobbleheadrogue

I would totally buy that!

me too! is it on sale or just a design? :P

I've seen one in a "As seen on T.V store"

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#46 needled24-7
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the shake weight

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#47 SideSwipes
Member since 2009 • 3064 Posts

Wow...People love toilet golf.

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#48 CJL182
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solar powered flashlight.. think about it..

comp_atkins

That could actually be useful if it can sustain that charge for a significant amount of time. If there's some big disaster or something, the flashlight would be ready to use without having to search for batteries, and you can recharge it during the day.

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#49 entropyecho
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the shake weight

needled24-7

What's wrong with it?

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#50 GazaAli
Member since 2007 • 25216 Posts

This should have been a YLYL. I lost. :lol:

entropyecho
I reckon, I lost so hard at the breast feeding one.