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[QUOTE="narutoisapirate"]:( check out a YLYL topic.. might get lucky :Puh, i havent laughed in a while :(
Strider_91
Newspaper article, "Final Fantasy XIII - 25 Hours of Boredom" It's funny because it's true :lol:Flame_Blade88Hope thats not true.. :(
It's not true, it's awesome
I'm sitting in the Computer Science building at my university and laughing right now because I'm listening to these three nerdy guys debating about healthcare and talking about how they should just get rid of the FCC. They're not being dumb necessarily...just funny.
Now they're making programming jokes....and now they're talking about how living in North Dakota is like being in a sci-fi movie....and now they're talking about how it'd be cool to have an alarm clock that would somehow catapult you into your shower in the morning. :lol:
I want to be friends with these guys!
Yeah, that clip that made it huge.... "kid gets hit in face with basketball".... That was ,no joke, my older brother.Children getting hit in the face with giant balls always makes me laugh. My wife tells me I'm going to hell for it.
Atmanix
My friend told me a funny story tonight. The professor in one of his classes was talking about sperm and mentioned that there is sugar in it. A girl in the class (who I guess wasn't thinking before she spoke) said "Wait then how come it doesn't taste sweet?" Everybody started laughing and the professor said "Because you taste sugar with the tip of you tongue, not the back of your throat." The girl started to cry and left the room.Bruin4ev3r1520
That professor is awesome.
[QUOTE="Bruin4ev3r1520"]My friend told me a funny story tonight. The professor in one of his classes was talking about sperm and mentioned that there is sugar in it. A girl in the class (who I guess wasn't thinking before she spoke) said "Wait then how come it doesn't taste sweet?" Everybody started laughing and the professor said "Because you taste sugar with the tip of you tongue, not the back of your throat." The girl started to cry and left the room.applesxc47
That professor is awesome.
Wow I cant believe he went there lol.[QUOTE="applesxc47"][QUOTE="Bruin4ev3r1520"]My friend told me a funny story tonight. The professor in one of his classes was talking about sperm and mentioned that there is sugar in it. A girl in the class (who I guess wasn't thinking before she spoke) said "Wait then how come it doesn't taste sweet?" Everybody started laughing and the professor said "Because you taste sugar with the tip of you tongue, not the back of your throat." The girl started to cry and left the room.muller39
That professor is awesome.
Wow I cant believe he went there lol.Oh my...:o
I'm sorry to hear that.. :( I hope for happiness in your future :)wow, i seriously dont know the last time i laughed. its definatly been over a month.
blackacidevil96
[QUOTE="blackacidevil96"]I'm sorry to hear that.. :( I hope for happiness in your future :)wow, i seriously dont know the last time i laughed. its definatly been over a month.
Strider_91
me too. im actually seeing a Dr tomorrow about it. my current Dr thinks i have some hardcore anxiety and depression. i hate pills. HATE medications in general. so im hesitant to try anything. last week he had me try some medicine for anxiety. took it once and had some extreme adverse side effects. rapid violent mood swings all day long. followed by laying on the couch and playing halo for 8 hours solid. still had the mood swings but lacked all motivation to act on anything. he said that is generally a reaction seen by people with bipolar depression. so i have to go see another dr about it.
its all very stressful
[QUOTE="Bruin4ev3r1520"]My friend told me a funny story tonight. The professor in one of his classes was talking about sperm and mentioned that there is sugar in it. A girl in the class (who I guess wasn't thinking before she spoke) said "Wait then how come it doesn't taste sweet?" Everybody started laughing and the professor said "Because you taste sugar with the tip of you tongue, not the back of your throat." The girl started to cry and left the room.applesxc47
That professor is awesome.
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