Left-Hand Theory

I know everyone heard the crazy myths about being left handed. Like left handed people use the left side of the brain(logicside,right side isartistic). There is sum even crazier myths like left handed are more likely of suicide. Hand preference depends on what hand you grow up using. its not implanted in the dna to be left handed or right. So with one semester of psychology under my belt i consider myself a left hand psychologist phd.

Everyone learns how to whipe before writing or anything else requiring one hand. Some kids learn the left is for whipping the right for eating. Other kids overlook this logic and eat whipe with the same hand. so psychology talks about being in 5 stages in childhood one of them being the anal stage where it kind of determines how clean you are later in life. so psychologically speaking left handed people got some sort of dirty fetish maybe even aware about it. It's not the physical action of whipping and eating with the same hand but their underlays a largepsychological effects that leads to the crazy myths of being left handed.

I need a nobel prize for this

Okay, here you go:

No.

I see no reason why your opinion is correct.

Brain lateralisation I think disproves part of what you are saying.

There are specific functions for each brain hemisphere. For instance the function of language if I am nost mistaken resides in the left one for the majority of people.

So with one semester of psychology under my belt i consider myself a left hand psychologist phd.

I need a nobel prize for this

I need a nobel prize for this

playmynutz

Okay, here you go:

Oleg_Huzwog

If you are a strong believer in psycho analytic theory then you should believe that you have an Oedipus complex going on as well.... Or you just going to believe the parts you want?

Did you just put the folder directory as the img link? :P

Teenaged

No. Why, is it not showing?

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

Did you just put the folder directory as the img link? :P

Oleg_Huzwog

No. Why, is it not showing?

And this is what I find in its link:

file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/tb023c/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-10.png

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

Did you just put the folder directory as the img link? :P

Teenaged

No. Why, is it not showing?

And this is what I find in its link:

file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/tb023c/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-10.png

The hell is this? Must fix...

Okay, so left handed people are left handed because they have **** on their hands?

[spoiler] Get lost fatty [/spoiler]

I'm right handed and always wipe with my right hand. I compensate for this by washing my hands. Is there something wrong with me?Gallion-Beast

Yes.

Nah, I'm the same way actually. Gee, this is a intresting thread. Getting to know what hand OT users use to wipe themselves with. Say TC you should create a poll on it :D.

I know everyone heard the crazy myths about being left handed. Like left handed people use the left side of the brain(logicside,right side isartistic). There is sum even crazier myths like left handed are more likely of suicide. Hand preference depends on what hand you grow up using. its not implanted in the dna to be left handed or right. So with one semester of psychology under my belt i consider myself a left hand psychologist phd.

Everyone learns how to whipe before writing or anything else requiring one hand. Some kids learn the left is for whipping the right for eating. Other kids overlook this logic and eat whipe with the same hand. so psychology talks about being in 5 stages in childhood one of them being the anal stage where it kind of determines how clean you are later in life. so psychologically speaking left handed people got some sort of dirty fetish maybe even aware about it. It's not the physical action of whipping and eating with the same hand but their underlays a largepsychological effects that leads to the crazy myths of being left handed.

I need a nobel prize for this

playmynutz

I'm pretty sure it's in your DNA as to whether you are left handed or right handed. I want you to lock your fingers together(you know palms touching, the fingers from one hand go into the space between the fingers of the other) Now look at your thumbs. You have a gene that determines whether you're left thumb or right thumb is on top of the other. True fact.Agent-Zero

Mind = blown.

I'm mixed-handed. What now?

I'm mixed-handed. What now?

Velocitas8

[QUOTE="Velocitas8"]

I'm mixed-handed. What now?

lightleggy

No. Mixed-handed.

I am not equally-skilled with both hands, so I am not ambidextrous. I am simply left-handed in certain tasks, and right-handed in others.

i.e. I write with my left hand, but throw with my right. I use a firearm left-handed, but bat right-handed.. etc.

I know everyone heard the crazy myths about being left handed. Like left handed people use the left side of the brain(logicside,right side isartistic). There is sum even crazier myths like left handed are more likely of suicide. Hand preference depends on what hand you grow up using. its not implanted in the dna to be left handed or right. So with one semester of psychology under my belt i consider myself a left hand psychologist phd.

Everyone learns how to whipe before writing or anything else requiring one hand. Some kids learn the left is for whipping the right for eating. Other kids overlook this logic and eat whipe with the same hand. so psychology talks about being in 5 stages in childhood one of them being the anal stage where it kind of determines how clean you are later in life. so psychologically speaking left handed people got some sort of dirty fetish maybe even aware about it. It's not the physical action of whipping and eating with the same hand but their underlays a largepsychological effects that leads to the crazy myths of being left handed.

I need a nobel prize for this

playmynutz

I think you need to take more psychology. The anal stage is just about learning how to use a toliet not about a child being clean or not

i.e. I write with my left hand, but throw with my right. I use a firearm left-handed, but bat right-handed.. etc.

Velocitas8

I'm pretty sure it's in your DNA as to whether you are left handed or right handed. I want you to lock your fingers together(you know palms touching, the fingers from one hand go into the space between the fingers of the other) Now look at your thumbs. You have a gene that determines whether you're left thumb or right thumb is on top of the other. True fact.Agent-Zero

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"]I'm pretty sure it's in your DNA as to whether you are left handed or right handed. I want you to lock your fingers together(you know palms touching, the fingers from one hand go into the space between the fingers of the other) Now look at your thumbs. You have a gene that determines whether you're left thumb or right thumb is on top of the other. True fact.CptJSparrow

LOL you just quoted Freud on psychosexual development... No 'right' minded psychologist would quote Freud's psychosexual development theory.

Everyone learns how to whipe before writing or anything else requiring one hand. Some kids learn the left is for whipping the right for eating. Other kids overlook this logic and eat whipe with the same hand.

playmynutz

Wait, so not only do people learn how to whip things before writing or anything else, but they also eat the whip with the same hand they use to whip people?

All this time I've been doing it wrong.

Like left handed people use the left side of the brain(logicside,right side isartistic).

playmynutz

Wrong. Right brain controls the left side of the body, and left brain controls the right side of the body.

Also, you should probably study some more psychology. Like, some real psychology.

Wait, wouldn't left handed people be right brained? (assuming there was a correlatory bias)

EDIT: Poster above beat me to it.

[QUOTE="lightleggy"][QUOTE="Velocitas8"]

I'm mixed-handed. What now?

Velocitas8

No. Mixed-handed.

I am not equally-skilled with both hands, so I am not ambidextrous. I am simply left-handed in certain tasks, and right-handed in others.

i.e. I write with my left hand, but throw with my right. I use a firearm left-handed, but bat right-handed.. etc.

wow I am exaclty the same :p do you kick left footed by any chance?

you're wrong,the left side of your body is controlled by the right hemisphere of you're brain,The dominant hand is genetic.You can tell from birth which side is the dominant side of the baby,this is seen by which hand is held closer to the babys mouth

also high levels of testosterone befor birth can lead to the child being left handed though this is just a theory

And every thing about is is implanted by genetics,our characteristics,traits,habits,looks,height,hair and even the dominanr side of our body is pre detemand befor we are born.

How do i know this,iv have been studying genetics for 3 years

You consider yourself a psychologist phd? Then could you please elaborate on the psychological process you were going through when you created that username?

clearly u failed that semester of psych too

Reminds me of a guy who said "You wipe your bum with your right, you fap with your right, you pick your nose with your right most likely, so why do we shake hands with the right?" :lol:X360PS3AMD05

This guy knows why.

It's a rule, not a theory.

It's a rule, not a theory.

Dark__Link

Right-hand rule > left hand rule, son.

No you get the Pollluting medal: Instead.

It's a rule, not a theory.

Dark__Link

i'm artistic, and have a passion for music

andI write with my right hand