Let's discuss how useful Emus are

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#1 killer336
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Aren't they just nice little birds?

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#2 Kikouken
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Emu's are so ugly.
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#3 freek666
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They are alright. Dunno if it's illegal or not, but I've gone out with others hunting them when they were snooping around our campsite.

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#4 Raeyi
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I think they have a mean reputation... And they're not little birds :lol:

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#5 zarshack
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Emus have big claws and can gut a full grown man in 1 swipe.

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#6 killer336
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Emus have big claws and can gut a full grown man in 1 swipe.

zarshack
that is exactly why they are nice litttle birds /sarcasm
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#7 bronxxbombers
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Emus scare moi.
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#8 saltsoap
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I have a few in my garage.
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#9 D_Battery
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They are tasty mofos. You ever had emu jerky? Mmmm...

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#10 freek666
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They are tasty mofos. You ever had emu jerky? Mmmm...

D_Battery

Emu pie...

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#11 bronxxbombers
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[QUOTE="D_Battery"]

They are tasty mofos. You ever had emu jerky? Mmmm...

freek666

Emu pie...

I'm quite partial to Emu sweetbreads myself.
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#12 UnknownSniper65
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I don't like them...they're quitters...always sticking their heads in the sand...or that an ostrich 0_0

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#13 freek666
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[QUOTE="freek666"]

[QUOTE="D_Battery"]

They are tasty mofos. You ever had emu jerky? Mmmm...

bronxxbombers

Emu pie...

I'm quite partial to Emu sweetbreads myself.

I actually know of a place to get emu pie, as well as buffalo pie, crocodile pie and kangaroo pie.

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#14 rowzzr
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they cut themselves too?
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#15 KG86
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I don't like them...they're quitters...always sticking their heads in the sand...or that an ostrich 0_0

UnknownSniper65

That's Ostriches. Emus don't take **** from anyone.

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#16 freek666
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[QUOTE="UnknownSniper65"]

I don't like them...they're quitters...always sticking their heads in the sand...or that an ostrich 0_0

KG86

That's Ostriches. Emus don't take **** from anyone.

Especially those ******* Kasawari's.

Pricks.

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#17 Kryptnyt
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Useful?
Well I guess they would work better than guard dogs in some scenarioes but theyre a lot harder to train. You know so they don't attack when you go to feed them.

Luckily I live far away from emus. In good ol' Ohio where guard dogs will just have to suffice. Although emu jerky does sound rather good. Better than venison? (My local cheat meat)

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Peek-a-boo
hai

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#19 shoot-first
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I thought this was a threat on emo birds. :P

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#20 flordeceres
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They're about as useful as llamas.

YUS I WENT THAR

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#21 shani_boy101
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say what? um lets see their knee joints are the other way round and they can't go backwards... but they're really fast forwards.

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#22 Kenny789
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The only useful Emu is a dead Emu. Oh snap I went there!
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#23 jimmyjammer69
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Emus are a showcase in bad design. Call yourself a bird with your gastrocnemius muscles and your small vestigial wings? Utter crap.
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#24 DJ-Lafleur
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I've never seen an emu in my life, but they look like interesting birds...

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#25 jiggaloj
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Peek-a-boo
hai

Lto_thaG

This caught me off guard.

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#26 Artekus
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Useful? Like riding them into battle?
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U-G-L-Y with no alibi

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Making shoes and coats.
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#29 vitriolboy
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they cut themselves too?rowzzr

Don't cry..........

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