Let's say you're out skiing...

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#1 TheHighWind
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And you ski right into a bear!! What do you do OT? What do you do?

Me I'd scream like a little school girl and depending on the bear I'd play dead. It only works with Grizzly bears though so if it's a black bear or a polar bear you're screwed.

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#2 FUloin33
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If it was a polar bear, I'd give him a coca-cola.

he'd be happy :)

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#3 Aspen706
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I don't think I'd go skiing...
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#4 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I'd excuse myself.

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I'd piss on him.

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#6 Pirate700
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I'd ski with it.

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#7 arad96
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Backhand it.

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#8 Pirate700
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I don't think I'd go skiing...Aspen706
*looks at forum name* *confused*

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#9 mrmusicman247
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"Excuse me, Mr. Bear. I'm skiing here."
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#10 KiIIyou
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How bout an abominable snow man instead? the kind with the swirly hypnotizing eyes.
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#11 FUloin33
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How bout an abominable snow man instead? the kind with the swirly hypnotizing eyes.KiIIyou
or like the ski free monster!
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#12 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]How bout an abominable snow man instead? the kind with the swirly hypnotizing eyes.FUloin33
or like the ski free monster!

:lol: I wonder how many are old enough to know the reference.

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#13 IBullseye
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Drop kick him as my last action on this planet.

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#14 -Shooter-
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I would give him a big hug and we would be best friends forever.

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#15 mrmusicman247
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[QUOTE="FUloin33"][QUOTE="KiIIyou"]How bout an abominable snow man instead? the kind with the swirly hypnotizing eyes.Pirate700

or like the ski free monster!

:lol: I wonder how many are old enough to know the reference.

So many memories of trying to escape that thing...
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#16 CHOASXIII
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I guess just run. Did you just play Ski Free or something? rofl

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#17 FUloin33
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[QUOTE="FUloin33"][QUOTE="KiIIyou"]How bout an abominable snow man instead? the kind with the swirly hypnotizing eyes.Pirate700

or like the ski free monster!

:lol: I wonder how many are old enough to know the reference.

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ahh! hegunna eat me!
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[QUOTE="FUloin33"][QUOTE="KiIIyou"]How bout an abominable snow man instead? the kind with the swirly hypnotizing eyes.Pirate700

or like the ski free monster!

:lol: I wonder how many are old enough to know the reference.

I hate that monster :|

And if I crashed into a bear. Well I would suddenly go a lot faster than I have ever done before.
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]How bout an abominable snow man instead? the kind with the swirly hypnotizing eyes.FUloin33
or like the ski free monster!

Oh god, I play that game when I'm downloading stuff. :lol:

damn that yeti

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#21 Alacoque72
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If it was a black bear, fight it. If it was a grizzly, die.

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#22 Mafiree
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I would wonder why he was not hibernating......
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#23 lasseeb
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I once pretended to be a hot cheerleader and the bear let me go.

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#24 AmazonTreeBoa
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I would have to be drunk to ski right into a bear and I would never ski while drunk. So I would never run into a bear. I would steer in the opposite direction as soon as I saw it.

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#25 Lost-Memory
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I don't ski, so this scenario is bogus xD Although, If i was Snowboarding and I ran into a bear. I'd probably just try to get past it without being mauled by its claws.
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#26 LoG-Sacrament
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they say you arent supposed to run from a bear, but id feel pretty good about my chances on skis. plus it would probably be a small bear if i didnt see it earlier.
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#27 JustPlainLucas
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Simple. I'd go straight for the nuts.