Lies you tell people

"i only have 1 gig of p0rn in my hdd"

"i'm broke..."

"don't worry baby, i won't put it in the 455..."

i park in a handicap parking spot and if anyone questions me i say i got shot in the iraq war.

"Oh that? thats my little sister's."

But I don't look at porn.blackngold29

This

"Oh that? thats my little sister's."

II_Seraphim_II

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]

"Oh that? thats my little sister's."

blackngold29

nothing........

no really, that was awesome.

I didn't moderate you, it was that other moderator.!duxup

I have to say the mod wins.

I didn't moderate you, it was that other moderator.!duxup

lol

i dont play games they are for losers

"I never had sexual releationship with that women"

of course i remembered...

thats probably the most common lie i tell.

"don't worry, they're on their way!"

hours later....

"I must of spilt milk on the carpet."

...my wife is always stepping in something sticky

How old are is your partner...25, hold old are you? 22 :| (im really 18 )mexicangordo

Huh? explain it better. All I got from this was something that Don Vito would say.

But I don't look at porn.blackngold29

Macs are great

(I work on and sell computers)

Ill only be on the computer five more minutes.

"No you don't look fat"

"No, don't jump!"

"It wasn't me"

[QUOTE="mexicangordo"]How old are is your partner...25, hold old are you? 22 :| (im really 18 )RMANPOWER

Huh? explain it better. All I got from this was something that Don Vito would say.

"I love you....*cough*optimus prime*cough*"

I can't stand my work mate lies and he is very good at it.

Chapter 1: being very nice, make you stupid.

"My daughter is sick so how about attending instead of me and I will take your shift tomorrow"

"I have a family dinner today and Im going to buy some stuff before they come, I want you to help me, I can't go to work today"

"I can't go to work today, Im camping and my car doesn't work dammit"

Me: "Ok, don't worry"

Me: "I understand what you are going through"

Me: "Oh man, what a bad luck, don't worry but you should go to work tomorrow instead of me"

Chapter 2: the counter attack.

"I have a family member who just had an accident today, I can't go to work, I want to check on him all day"

"My wife is visiting her mother and there is nobody around my daughters so Im going to take care of them instead, sorry, I can't go to work, could you take my place?"

"Im in the workshop repairing my damn car, could you please?

Me: "I hope he is alright but I can't go either, let his family check on him and come to work because I have a high fever and I can't stand from my bed, Im exha.. *cough* ..usted *cough*"

Me: "You know me, even if you didn't give an excuse I would go if you are not in the mood of work, you are my friend after all but this time I can't go to work because my little bro has an exam and I have to teach him today".

Me: "Really?!!! OMG!! lol, sell your car dude, it is really a mess, how about taking a cab to go to work? Im very tired today and I can't go, simple as that, I will not go even if someone is dying in your arms now, sorry dude but enough is enough"

He did shut up but after a while he came back with his funny lies.

I'm a guy..:roll:

I'm a loser..(really, dats not a lie)

I hate cake but love pie..

I'm an honest person..

I don't really care about alcohol, its overated anyway....

Haha... hahahaha.... hahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!! IM IN UR BOOZE CABINETS DRIKIN ALL UR WISKEE

"I didnt steal your stuff."

"I promise..."

"Yeah looks good on you."

I didn't do it..

To ugly girls:

I think you're pretty..

I find you cute..

Your that smoke in my steak..:|

Your like a fresh beef burger straight from the oven...:|

"Na i got something to do right now i cant come over"gummy_joe