lmao my frend...

lol u no those annoying people that try to sell u stuff on the phone. yeah, so one of those people called my frend. i was there so this is how it went (btw my frend does this all the time)

caller : hello sir, do u want to buy a product that will make ur life easer

my frend : SHUT UR ******* MOUTH! DO U NO I AM PAYING FOR THIS FREAKEN PHONE! U HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME WHILE I AM BUSY DOING IT UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, RUB, UP, DOWN! I GOTTA ******** FOCUS, AND U HERE COME AND RUIN THE WHOLE DAMN MOMENT.

caller : im sorry sir..

my frend : DAMN STRAIGHT U R! U JUST RUINED THE WHOLE MOMENT FOR ME... U NO HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO COME TO THIS MOMENT!...

caller : but sir, this might..

my frend : WHAT! JUST SHUT THE **** UP AND PUT THE DAMN PHONE UP! I GOTTA DO WHAT I WAS BUSY DOING, AND I GOTTA DO IT UP AND DOWN!

caller : sir just out of curiosity, what exactly where u doing

my frend : BRUSHING MY DAMN TEETH! WHAT DID U EXPECT...

caller : *puts up the phone*

me and my frend were laughing... man i need a good laugh

How does he talk so well with a thoothbrush in his mouth:?

I used to be one of those phone people who try to sell you stuff. We were called telemarketers.

But we used to always share stories of whacked out customers and without a doubt, whoever called your friend has shared that story with someone.

It happens all the time though. It never really makes a telemarketer mad because we spend so much time reading the same script over and over that when someone curses at us, well it's the most interesting thing that happens. If you really wanna make em mad then go through with what they're saying then be like.. 'actually.. I change my mind. I don't want it, by now!'

:lol: Awesome.

I heard one of these played on the radio where the guys asked the telemarketer to wait while he goes to the door.

Then you can here carolers singing outside. Then the guys like "GTFO!!!" and you can hear a shotgun booming in the back and the carolers screaming.

The door shuts and he's like, "I'm sorry, go on."

:P

ideas like ....inapropriate?

heh, my brother did something worse, only he *was* the telemarketer.

he was calling some lady and when her husband answered it was like this:

"Hi may I speak to Amy?"

"Why do you want to speak to Amy?"

"Because I just do now let me speak to Amy"

"This is her husband"

"Oh **** she never told me she had a husband!"

*click*

Best Prank on a Telemarketerblooddemon666

ideas like ....inapropriate?

tacosrule193

no, funny ideas...

what kinda person do you think I am?! :(

heh, my brother did something worse, only he *was* the telemarketer.

he was calling some lady and when her husband answered it was like this:

"Hi may I speak to Amy?"

"Why do you want to speak to Amy?"

"Because I just do now let me speak to Amy"

"This is her husband"

"Oh **** she never told me she had a husband!"

*click*

Pearl_of_Egypt

a friend of mine had gotten a call from a guy that she didn't really like. so I answered and I was all like

"who the hell is this, and why are you calling my girlfriend's number. If I find out who you are, I'm totally gonna kick your little ass."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7HXIm5207M

lol. I know this is old but still funny.

Best Prank on a Telemarketerblooddemon666

I used to be one of those phone people who try to sell you stuff. We were called telemarketers.

Lyphe2k

*Punches you in the mouth* :P

People who advertise on the phone are called telemarketers, and that was pretty funny.

I heard one of these played on the radio where the guys asked the telemarketer to wait while he goes to the door.

Then you can here carolers singing outside. Then the guys like "GTFO!!!" and you can hear a shotgun booming in the back and the carolers screaming.

The door shuts and he's like, "I'm sorry, go on."

:P

sinistergoggles

haha thats awesome.

Well your story was ok, but..

6/10 for annoying spelling and use of 'u'.

Best Prank on a Telemarketerblooddemon666

Dear god that was great. :lol:

lol u no those annoying people that try to sell u stuff on the phone. yeah, so one of those people called my frend. i was there so this is how it went (btw my frend does this all the time)

caller : hello sir, do u want to buy a product that will make ur life easer

my frend : SHUT UR ******* MOUTH! DO U NO I AM PAYING FOR THIS FREAKEN PHONE! U HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME WHILE I AM BUSY DOING IT UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, RUB, UP, DOWN! I GOTTA ******** FOCUS, AND U HERE COME AND RUIN THE WHOLE DAMN MOMENT.

caller : im sorry sir..

my frend : DAMN STRAIGHT U R! U JUST RUINED THE WHOLE MOMENT FOR ME... U NO HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO COME TO THIS MOMENT!...

caller : but sir, this might..

my frend : WHAT! JUST SHUT THE **** UP AND PUT THE DAMN PHONE UP! I GOTTA DO WHAT I WAS BUSY DOING, AND I GOTTA DO IT UP AND DOWN!

caller : sir just out of curiosity, what exactly where u doing

my frend : BRUSHING MY DAMN TEETH! WHAT DID U EXPECT...

caller : *puts up the phone*

me and my frend were laughing... man i need a good laugh

tacosrule193