The horse bred highlands are lovely this time of year though that's just what Mick Jagger told me, I've never been, though I did go there last year to buy some mustard. It was the the Fourth of July and my hot dog was terribly dry you see, so I thought "what the hell", so I boarded a plane and went over to the horse bred highlights, but when I got there a moose rammed it's golden lemon into my skull, so I said "lol wut" and the moose got scared and ran away. It was then I realized HE HAD THE MUSTARD! So I chased after him and jumped on his back. Suddenly Patrick Stewart came out of the moose's shoulder and politely told me that the mustard belonged to them, but I really wanted something my hot dog, so I said Kirk was a better captain and Patrick started crying. I then punched his face and mustard started pouring out of his ears. I put some on my hot dog and jumped off the moose into a lake made of lotion (it was only later that I discovered the lake was actually made of bulls!). I swam out and boarded a plane again and head back to my home. When I got there I enjoyed my hot dog. The elf that lives in the paint chips on the floor kept asking me for a bite, but I worked to hard to give it up to some walrus worshiping elf!
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