Make Your Own Religion!

Just a fun thread....It doesn't matter if you're athiest or already believe in something, it's just for fun.

ITT: We make up our own religions, even have debates over one or the other, try to get converts, the stuff like that. Just a note though, please no references to any real life religion. (This is not a religious thread....not a serious one atleast)

The religion I follow is called Foreignguyism. Basically, we have one God named 'Fez' who comes from a foreign land which we don't know the origin to. It was said that he saved us from the aliens and zombies...for now.

If you decide to join this religion, you get free cookies. :twisted:

FREE COOKIES!!!!!!! Foreignguyism FTW!

Though I think onanism is better - oh wait, that's a real religion... I got nothing.

jaydoism. I'm so awesome that I require a religion dedicated to me, but I won't tell you what the church believes in until you get to level 7 which requires a small fee of $10,000,000. We hold sessions that require $100 per session, and anyone who speaks against my religion will be sued, silenced, or destroyed. :D jaydough

That sounds oddly familiar...btw, props to me for remaining the only poster that hasn't shamelessly put himself in his religeon :D

We all play in a giant LAN party with thousands of games and listen to music FOREVER.Efielret

Procrastinism. It's a religeious belief which incorporates evolution. God is rather lazy, and despite the incredible age of our universe he still isn't quite finished and when asked about how long it will take him to finish the damn thing he mutters "Yeah, I'll get to it, I'll get to it." When he's not playing WoW, he spends most of his time apologizing to disgruntled creations. His apostles believe that the world will end in 10,000 years when God finally gives up and throws out the universe.darkmoney52

While I respect your religious views, I disagree. Your God isn't lazy, he just doesn't care. Your God plays WoW? Pfft....Even though he has the highest level in the game, he uses 1337 h4x and therefore is a noob.

Now here's the face of a real god.

Did I convert you yet?

[QUOTE="Efielret"]We all play in a giant LAN party with thousands of games and listen to music FOREVER.jaydough

jaydoism. I'm so awesome that I require a religion dedicated to me, but I won't tell you what the church believes in until you get to level 7 which requires a small fee of $10,000,000. We hold sessions that require $100 per session, and anyone who speaks against my religion will be sued, silenced, or destroyed. :D jaydough

Forget my dumb religion. Where can I sign up?

While I respect how freakishly handsom yet still effeminate your God looks, I still believe that Procrastinism is the way to go. I would explain further, but my religeon dictates that I now take a break for cheetohs and cheap beer.

The more orgasms you experience, the better chance of going to heaven you have.

It doens't matter if it is with a girl, guy, or by yourself. All you have to do is enjoy yourself(pun?)

Pft...LJS9502_basicology. Pure debauchery....all the vices you could dream of in life. And the girls are hawt.;)LJS9502_basic

While I respect how freakishly handsom yet still effeminate your God looks,

Damnit...I'll have to agree with you on that.

I still believe that Procrastinism is the way to go. I would explain further,

Objection! That is false and can be seen in Section 2 of the Constitution, I'm just too lazy to look it up. And I know the bashers would ask me for proof and stuff like that, but I'm too lazy. I'll do it later....

but my religeon dictates that I now take a break for cheetohs and cheap beer.

Meh, why don't you procrastinate later?

darkmoney52

It doens't matter if it is with a girl, guy, or by yourself. All you have to do is enjoy yourself(pun?)

shaza91

Indeed, that does sound like fun.

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

While I respect how freakishly handsom yet still effeminate your God looks,

Damnit...I'll have to agree with you on that.

I still believe that Procrastinism is the way to go. I would explain further,

Objection! That is false and can be seen in Section 2 of the Constitution, I'm just too lazy to look it up. And I know the bashers would ask me for proof and stuff like that, but I'm too lazy. I'll do it later....

but my religeon dictates that I now take a break for cheetohs and cheap beer.

Meh, why don't you procrastinate later?

the_foreign_guy

I would attempt to convert your beliefs, but I suppose I'll just have to settle for your work ethic.

mi avatar shows my religion

bot don't try to click it for a free PS3 ........ you have to earn it

just give me you credit card numbers and you are in ....

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Pft...LJS9502_basicology. Pure debauchery....all the vices you could dream of in life. And the girls are hawt.;)Efielret

All the fun you could have...without worshipping a foreign dude.>__>

All the fun you could have...without worshipping a foreign dude.>__>

LJS9502_basic

Who said he was foreign? (Please don't quote my earlier post >_>) Fez lives in all of us if you just believe. You know what nonbeliever? You're going to go to the special hell reserved only for child molesters and people who talk in the theater. Good day sir!

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

All the fun you could have...without worshipping a foreign dude.>__>

the_foreign_guy

Who said he was foreign? (Please don't quote my earlier post >_>) Fez lives in all of us if you just believe. You know what nonbeliever? You're going to go to the special hell reserved only for child molesters and people who talk in the theater. Good day sir!

What's the point of seeing a thriller if you can't yell at that blonde to please,just please, stay out of that room, he's in there! ? If your God can't appreciate my movie-time shenanigans I'm not sure I can appreciate him. Way to loose a potential believer.

i forget whats its called at the moment, but your eternal fate is determined by how many times you can bash your head on a wall in your shallow mortal existence. oh yeah, its amnesianism.

dont all raise your hands at once.

What's the point of seeing a thriller if you can't yell at that blonde to please,just please, stay out of that room, he's in there! ? If your God can't appreciate my movie-time shenanigans I'm not sure I can appreciate him. Way to loose a potential believer.

darkmoney52

I shall quote the holy book.

Fez 8:2 The Commandments

And then there was light. But then the light started to dim as the movie turneth on. First rule of the theater is to shut up and enjoy the movie. Those who shall talk outeth loud will go to the special hell. Besides, the stupid characters on screen will not hear your complaints, warnings, and other what ifs. They can't hear you. Enjoy your popcorn, but do not throw the popcorn on the ground, for the butter is sticky.

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

All the fun you could have...without worshipping a foreign dude.>__>

the_foreign_guy

Who said he was foreign? (Please don't quote my earlier post >_>) Fez lives in all of us if you just believe. You know what nonbeliever? You're going to go to the special hell reserved only for child molesters and people who talk in the theater. Good day sir!

You did.:D Pft...we have fun in my religion. While yours is...not fun.

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

What's the point of seeing a thriller if you can't yell at that blonde to please,just please, stay out of that room, he's in there! ? If your God can't appreciate my movie-time shenanigans I'm not sure I can appreciate him. Way to loose a potential believer.

the_foreign_guy

I shall quote the holy book.

Fez 8:2 The Commandments

And then there was light. But then the light started to dim as the movie turneth on. First rule of the theater is to shut up and enjoy the movie. Those who shall talk outeth loud will go to the special hell. Besides, the stupid characters on screen will not hear your complaints, warnings, and other what ifs. They can't hear you. Enjoy your popcorn, but do not throw the popcorn on the ground, for the butter is sticky.

I shall quote the real holy book..

LJS 2:21

Eat, drink, dance naked with the sexay. For drinking of the nectar of the gods will sate you. The food is tasty, the drinks cold, the women hawt. Viva the life.

You did.:D Pft...we have fun in my religion. While yours is...not fun.

LJS9502_basic

But, we do have fun. ;_; Just come to any of our church meetings and you'll see. But fine, since you're sooo quick to bash others without even attending one of our ceremonies and gaming tournaments, I think you just damned yourself to eternal unfun-damnation.

:roll:

The giant Rock Band Guitar is a God in disguise!!!

You must shred hard enough to pass the gates into Hell to rock along the demons!

Haha

The giant Rock Band Guitar is a God in disguise!!!

You must shred hard enough to pass the gates into Hell to rock along the demons!

Haha

Matt-4542

That sounds worse than TFG's.:o

I shall quote the real holy book..

LJS 2:21

Eat, drink, dance naked with the sexay. For drinking of the nectar of the gods will sate you. The food is tasty, the drinks cold, the women hawt. Viva the life.

LJS9502_basic

I think you interpreted that wrong. That wasn't meant to be taken literally, but figuratively. Drinking and dancing stands for enjoyment. Being naked with the sexay canmean a number of things, including sexual intercourse, but most scholars have concluded that it means that you have no clothes on but you are still very sexay. As you can see, you are clearly disallusioned by a desolution. Yes, I know what I'm talking about.

Proof if you don't believe me.

And I leave you with a quote.

Rebelations 28:1

The horneth angels shall play their song and cry out,"Viva revolution! Viva Las Vegas!"

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]Procrastinism. It's a religeious belief which incorporates evolution. God is rather lazy, and despite the incredible age of our universe he still isn't quite finished and when asked about how long it will take him to finish the damn thing he mutters "Yeah, I'll get to it, I'll get to it." When he's not playing WoW, he spends most of his time apologizing to disgruntled creations. His apostles believe that the world will end in 10,000 years when God finally gives up and throws out the universe.the_foreign_guy

While I respect your religious views, I disagree. Your God isn't lazy, he just doesn't care. Your God plays WoW? Pfft....Even though he has the highest level in the game, he uses 1337 h4x and therefore is a noob.

Now here's the face of a real god.
*Fez*

Did I convert you yet?

Not quite.. Now let me show you the true god:

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

I shall quote the real holy book..

LJS 2:21

Eat, drink, dance naked with the sexay. For drinking of the nectar of the gods will sate you. The food is tasty, the drinks cold, the women hawt. Viva the life.

the_foreign_guy

I think you interpreted that wrong. That wasn't meant to be taken literally, but figuratively. Drinking and dancing stands for enjoyment. Being naked with the sexay canmean a number of things, including sexual intercourse, but most scholars have concluded that it means that you have no clothes on but you are still very sexay. As you can see, you are clearly disallusioned by a desolution. Yes, I know what I'm talking about.

Proof if you don't believe me.

And I leave you with a quote.

Rebelations 28:1

The horneth angels shall play their song and cry out,"Viva revolution! Viva Las Vegas!"

I know full what what dancing means...;)LJS9502_basic

It's one thing to know what it means, but it's another thing to be good at it. :roll:

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]I know full what what dancing means...;)the_foreign_guy

It's one thing to know what it means, but it's another thing to be good at it. :roll:

Sorry dude I didn't know. Ah well.....practice makes perfect. Good luck buddy.

Internetism. You already know how it works.Thiago26792

Let me guess:

Sorry dude I didn't know. Ah well.....practice makes perfect. Good luck buddy.

LJS9502_basic

Some people are just born with this great ability to dance...Like our savior Jimmy the Dancing Cat.

In the beginning there was Arceus. Arceus said "Let there be first generation Pokemon" and there was. And it was good. This religion has now been come to be know as Pokrastination.

An artist's rendition of Arceus:

This religion is simple: We praise everybody except the_foreign_guy, because he steals all of our possible dates. ff7fan2

You shall worship no god before jaydough. :x jaydough

[QUOTE="jaydough"] You shall worship no god before jaydough. :x ff7fan2

I am here to present to you the religion of Un-Foreignguyism. This religion is simple: We praise everybody except the_foreign_guy, because he steals all of our possible dates. It'll be hard to defeat this creature, however I feel that with our teamwork, we can bring this guy down.

ff7fan2

In rhythm games? Hell, he beat me in all the games I've played against him, that bastard. :x

I play this card then.

Get ready when I unleash Master Spark.

A substitute would be playing DDR for at least an hour a week. :D jaydough