Make Your Own Religion!

[QUOTE="jaydough"] A substitute would be playing DDR for at least an hour a week. :D ff7fan2

I play this card then.
Get ready when I unleash Master Spark.the_foreign_guy

[QUOTE="ff7fan2"]I am here to present to you the religion of Un-Foreignguyism. This religion is simple: We praise everybody except the_foreign_guy, because he steals all of our possible dates. It'll be hard to defeat this creature, however I feel that with our teamwork, we can bring this guy down.

the_foreign_guy

In rhythm games? Hell, he beat me in all the games I've played against him, that bastard. :x

I play this card then.

Get ready when I unleash Master Spark.

Can I join in?
*Plays cards*

You've got some red on you. jaydough

You have many allies Sir Foreign Guy, however you just use your cards, you're supposed to love your cards (not in that way -_-). ff7fan2

I don't love the cards in that way...Just the characters on the cards. >_>

[QUOTE="jaydough"] You've got some red on you. ff7fan2

But I am god. Kneel before me, and you can be vice-god. jaydough

[QUOTE="jaydough"] But I am god. Kneel before me, and you can be vice-god. ff7fan2

Did the Black Knight bite your knee-caps off? jaydough

[QUOTE="jaydough"] Did the Black Knight bite your knee-caps off? ff7fan2

Procrastinism. It's a religeious belief which incorporates evolution. God is rather lazy, and despite the incredible age of our universe he still isn't quite finished and when asked about how long it will take him to finish the damn thing he mutters "Yeah, I'll get to it, I'll get to it." When he's not playing WoW, he spends most of his time apologizing to disgruntled creations. His apostles believe that the world will end in 10,000 years when God finally gives up and throws out the universe.darkmoney52

That's funny. I think I'm going to use that on some people. I'd rather call it lazyism though.

Mine would be like Jediism but we would only study the dark side.Drizzt13

[QUOTE="Drizzt13"]Mine would be like Jediism but we would only study the dark side.jaydough

That was a sad day indeed but with the rise of Darth Drizzt, I think the Sith Lords are back.

Yeah, in my religion, I can wear tantos and katanas and flying daggers.

I also got the right to ask for a duel with a knife and switch to my pistol as soon as the duel begin...

I also use lightsabers...

Jaydough failed, Gamespot agreed. Don't bother them about it.the_foreign_guy

Equal rights for all man and woman, free health care and education, respect all men, women and kids and wars would be settle by the leaders in a steel cage match

it sounds more political then religious.....is there really a difference?

Equal rights for all man and woman, free health care and education, respect all men, women and kids and wars would be settle by the leaders in a steel cage match

it sounds more political then religious.....is there really a difference?

shyskillz

meh, i like mine better.

Equal rights for all man and woman, free health care and education, respect all men, women and kids and wars would be settle by the leaders in a steel cage match

it sounds more political then religious.....is there really a difference?

shyskillz

I second that.

fonzism, may i start us all off with a good eyyyyyy! *does the thumb thing*ConkerAndBerri2

family guy ..... that episode was grate

While I respect how freakishly handsom yet still effeminate your God looks, I still believe that Procrastinism is the way to go. I would explain further, but my religeon dictates that I now take a break for cheetohs and cheap beer.

darkmoney52