Man Accused of having sex.... With a BIKE

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#1 GarchomPro
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http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike--&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html

:lol: Haha Thoughts?
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#2 staindcoldlp
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There's something I never though I'd hear. EVER.

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#3 Greatgone12
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I embrace this act.
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#4 Etherninty
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He must be getting ready for the Cylons.
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#5 BraindeadRacr
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Having.... sex... with... a... bike...? Where the hell would you put it? You sure he wasn't just out of screwdrivers? Oh crap, wrong use of words...
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#6 USmellLikePoopy
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That is a little odd.
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#7 ralf1
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This.....Is.......Hot :shock:
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#8 DeLurk
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Sounds like some sort of new fetish :|

How the hell do you have sex with a bike anyway...

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#9 PickGlove243
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He's an inspiration to all of us
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#10 BraindeadRacr
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He's an inspiration to all of usPickGlove243
The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.
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#11 ralf1
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[QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usBraindeadRacr
The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.

Then what am i doing here?
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#12 blazinpuertoroc
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whoa i gotta try that!!!
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#13 Sajo7
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Sounds like some sort of new fetish :|DeLurk

Another 500 bike fetish sites have come up since I posted this.

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#14 GarchomPro
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[QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"][QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usralf1
The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.

Then what am i doing here?



:lol: Do you have a shiny Red bike you fiddle with at nights ? :shock:
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#15 deactivated-5de2fb6a3a711
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his kids will turn out... different...
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#16 PickGlove243
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[QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usBraindeadRacr
The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.

Almost everyone has to "mount" bike before they can "ride"it. Don't tell me you haven't done it before :P

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#17 princemarth23
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How is that even possible? Must have been one hell of a sexy bike.
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#18 c02z
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does a bike have a big enough hole to fit his genital? i dont think so

what was this guy thinkin? he should drill a hole on the hole, at least that make sense.

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#19 helium_flash
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Exactly how do you have sex with a bike?
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[QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"][QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usPickGlove243

The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.

Almost everyone has to "mount" bike before they can "ride"it. Don't tell me you haven't done it before :P

Well, I'd like to wear pants including underwear. And, I totally sue my GIANT bike tomorrow for "attempted rape". THOMPSON!!!11 ....Wait, I havn't been on a bike in four years. Ah well.
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#21 The_Ish
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Sounds like some sort of new fetish :|

How the hell do you have sex with a bike anyway...

DeLurk

My imagination is either much greater or much worse than yours, I can't tell.

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#22 Sajo7
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Exactly how do you have sex with a bike?helium_flash

According to the article, with the help of alcohol.

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#23 turgore
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It was a transformer!!!
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#24 ralf1
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[QUOTE="ralf1"][QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"][QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usGarchomPro
The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.

Then what am i doing here?



:lol: Do you have a shiny Red bike you fiddle with at nights ? :shock:

O you bet all night long it takes over. Here is a pic of her or him it has yet told me its gender but it gives you one heck of a ride.

It even brings a helmet for "protection".

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#25 nonsoville2
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Sounds like some sort of new fetish :|

How the hell do you have sex with a bike anyway...

DeLurk

How the hell do YOU have sex? The bizarreness has no difference to me :|

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#26 DeLurk
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[QUOTE="DeLurk"]

Sounds like some sort of new fetish :|

How the hell do you have sex with a bike anyway...

nonsoville2

How the hell do YOU have sex? The bizarreness has no difference to me :|

Are you going on again about the gay thing? Give it a rest already.

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#27 DFan17902
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Check out the "Shallow Grave Predator" arcticle at the bottom of that page...
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#28 The_PirateKing
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~-~Don't blame him, he was born attracted to bikes. It's not his fault.:( That was a joke btw, I'm not trying to start anything.~-~ ~-~Added: And what's the difference between a bike or a sock and your bare hand?~-~
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#29 ghettochic544
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wtf? :|
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#30 buxboy
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I don't really know to be honest here guys. I wouldn't know what to do with a bike in that situation. This is really weird.
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[QUOTE="GarchomPro"][QUOTE="ralf1"][QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"][QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usralf1

The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.

Then what am i doing here?



:lol: Do you have a shiny Red bike you fiddle with at nights ? :shock:

O you bet all night long it takes over. Here is a pic of her or him it has yet told me its gender but it gives you one heck of a ride.

It even brings a helmet for "protection".

After reading this topic I'm wondering whether or not this picture could now be considered a TOS violation.
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#32 Hewkii
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reminds me of the guy who did that with a vacuum cleaner...and sterilized himself.
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#33 jakecufc8888
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So it's illegal to have sex with your bike? **** it, I'm doing it anyway. *enjoys sexytime with bike*
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#34 The_Ish
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reminds me of the guy who did that with a vacuum cleaner...and sterilized himself.Hewkii

:shock::cry:

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#35 Articuno76
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Surely he'd be charged with indecent exposure or drunken disorderliness rather than bike sex. Geez, can't a man love his bicycle anymore? What's the world coming to?
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#36 ralf1
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[QUOTE="ralf1"]

[QUOTE="GarchomPro"][QUOTE="ralf1"][QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"][QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of uso_sausage

The kind of people who'd like to screw a bike, don't have internet.

Then what am i doing here?



:lol: Do you have a shiny Red bike you fiddle with at nights ? :shock:

O you bet all night long it takes over. Here is a pic of her or him it has yet told me its gender but it gives you one heck of a ride.

It even brings a helmet for "protection".

After reading this topic I'm wondering whether or not this picture could now be considered a TOS violation.

Don't worry my SHINNYYYY REDD BIIkke likes it dirty. :shock:

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#37 deactivated-59d151f079814
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wierd and gross.. What I don't understand is why is he having charges pressed upon him?
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#38 Yarcofin
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I have a video of my friend and a bike I should upload right about now...
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#39 MrGeezer
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How is it illegal to have sex with a bike, but NOT illegal to have sex with a vibrator? Is there a list of approved inanimate objects that I am allowed to make love to?
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#40 Powerhitter0418
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Bom chica waw waw.
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#41 Yarcofin
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[QUOTE="ralf1"]

o_sausage

After reading this topic I'm wondering whether or not this picture could now be considered a TOS violation.

Helmet lol you practice safe.......... I'm not gonna go there.

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#42 ralf1
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How is it illegal to have sex with a bike, but NOT illegal to have sex with a vibrator? Is there a list of approved inanimate objects that I am allowed to make love to?
MrGeezer
Why yes there is. Apparently you can't have sex with tacos or pizza. :(
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#43 BraindeadRacr
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Bom chica waw waw.Powerhitter0418
I lol'd at this one :lol:
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#44 ralf1
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[QUOTE="o_sausage"][QUOTE="ralf1"]

Yarcofin

After reading this topic I'm wondering whether or not this picture could now be considered a TOS violation.

Helmet lol you practice safe.......... I'm not gonna go there.

Go on. & I should I add that starters should use training wheels before having sex with yor bike.

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#45 Hater3000
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That must be one hot bike.

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#46 The_PirateKing
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reminds me of the guy who did that with a vacuum cleaner...and sterilized himself.Hewkii
~-~... Wow... That vacuum cleaner must be the biggest ho in history to be THAT good. How does that happen anyways?~-~
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#47 Pythos77
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I tried having sex with my blender but that didnt work out too well.... My TV is lookink kinda sexy hmmm
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#48 ralf1
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I tried having sex with my blender but that didnt work out too well.... My TV is lookink kinda sexy hmmmPythos77

Oven>>>>>>>>>>>T.V

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#49 dante0417
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he must be confused on what exactly a bike is used for
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#50 GarchomPro
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I see a vacume working alot better then a bike