Man Accused of having sex.... With a BIKE

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

Please tell me exactly what is disorderly about it?

BraindeadRacr

He DIDN'T try to have sex with a bike in front of two women. He did it ALONE, in the privacy of his own room. Then two women come into his room UNINVITED, stand there watching him, and won't ****ing leave.

[QUOTE="Lemon-Demon35"]Just when I thought people couldn't get anymore screwed up in the head.......well I was wrong.MrGeezer

Once again, it was an inanimate object. He wasn't raping anything, he was using it as a mastubatory tool. It might have well just been a simple vibrator and no one here would have cared.

It also happen IN PRIVATE. He rented the room, he should have had an expectation of privacy. He shouldn't have to stop screwing the bike and get his pants on in less than 3 seconds in order to avoid getting sued. The cleaners should have left and then come back later, and that's all there is to it.

The sad thing thing is that he's probably going to lose the lawsuit (or get convicted...I forget, were these criminal or civil charges?) just on the basis that the object he was using to pleasure himself was not common. As is seen by the responses here, people are probably going to crucify him just because they think that having sex with bicycles is wrong. And in doing so, they're going to completely ignore the fact that HIS privacy rights were violated. If anything, HE should be the one sueing.

[QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

Please tell me exactly what is disorderly about it?

MrGeezer

He DIDN'T try to have sex with a bike in front of two women. He did it ALONE, in the privacy of his own room. Then two women come into his room UNINVITED, stand there watching him, and won't ****ing leave.

Seriously, he should sue those women big time.

When I logged on, this was the first topic I saw and I gotta say... I didn't see that one coming.

Is it even possible? I wonder.:|

Ew. How can that happen? And what kind of charge would be put against him, disturbing the public?Devouring_One

I know right :|

Where would you stick it? :?

[QUOTE="Devouring_One"]Ew. How can that happen? And what kind of charge would be put against him, disturbing the public?thirstychainsaw

I know right :|

Where would you stick it? :?

[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]

[QUOTE="Devouring_One"]Ew. How can that happen? And what kind of charge would be put against him, disturbing the public?quiglythegreat

I know right :|

Where would you stick it? :?

You've thought this out, haven't you? :|

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]

[QUOTE="Devouring_One"]Ew. How can that happen? And what kind of charge would be put against him, disturbing the public?thirstychainsaw

I know right :|

Where would you stick it? :?

You've thought this out, haven't you? :|

Pics or it didn't happen! :o

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]

[QUOTE="Devouring_One"]Ew. How can that happen? And what kind of charge would be put against him, disturbing the public?thirstychainsaw

I know right :|

Where would you stick it? :?

You've thought this out, haven't you? :|

I didn't know there were any laws against it.

does a bike have a big enough hole to fit his genital? i dont think so

what was this guy thinkin? he should drill a hole on the hole, at least that make sense.

c02z

if he removed the front forks then it mght fit... and maybe he could remove the seat and have a shot at the hoel that the seat post goes into... maybe he was just putting his genitals on the brake calipers and ahem... repeaetedly pulling the brakes. When you think about it there is alot you can do with a bike, but it would probably hurt and you would feel a little raw afterwards :|

Pics or it didn't happen! :o

microwavedapple

:o

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

[QUOTE="Lemon-Demon35"]Just when I thought people couldn't get anymore screwed up in the head.......well I was wrong.Poetically_Just

Once again, it was an inanimate object. He wasn't raping anything, he was using it as a mastubatory tool. It might have well just been a simple vibrator and no one here would have cared.

new word of the day: mastubatory

wen school strts up again im gonna try that word out

i think you spelt your new word wrong...

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

If anything, HE should be the one sueing.

Zeke129

You think he could get away with suing the bike for raping HIM? Maybe it lured him over with the shiny reflectors and little bell and....

okay, I can't continue this sentence anymore.

i choked on a fruit pastille... its so funny im gonna sig it if I ca find out how you do that... :|:s

I see a vacume working alot better then a bike GarchomPro

I had a friend whose mother, a nurse, treated a man for severe bloodloss when he was using a vacume cleaner to get off. The metal edge had cut deeply into his privates. With that in mind a vacume may not be the better idea.

LOL! :lol:

If it's true then the guys nuts.

Exactly how do you have sex with a bike?helium_flash

[QUOTE="GarchomPro"][QUOTE="ralf1"][QUOTE="BraindeadRacr"][QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usralf1

O you bet all night long it takes over. Here is a pic of her or him it has yet told me its gender but it gives you one heck of a ride.

It even brings a helmet for "protection".

IWHI 500 TIMEZ!!! LOLZ!!!:lol:

[QUOTE="PickGlove243"]He's an inspiration to all of usBraindeadRacr