McDonalds spray thieves with synthetic DNA

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#1 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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After numerous robberies at the outlet they have installed a sprayer at ecits so that it will cover the thief in synthetic DNA that will seep into their skin for 2 weeks and will make the robber very visible under UV light

Full article here : http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/115385-Australian-McDonalds-Now-Spraying-Thieves-With-DNA

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Has'nt banks and other places been doing this forever?

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#3 BossPerson
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this can be good for your health....
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Has'nt banks and other places been doing this forever?

OfficerLeach_

But that's a bank where a crap tonne of money is held. Not a place that makes burgers.I don't want to walk into a place that sprays something that seeps into your skin and makes you glow under light. I know it won't spray on me exactly but it's not exactly good. Especially in a place that prepares food

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#5 Tylendal
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this can be good for your health....BossPerson
I'm sure you're an expert. :roll:
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#6 Necrifer
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The spray should attract a bunch of horny coyotes instead.

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this can be good for your health....BossPerson
Cant be worse than their food.
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#8 DraugenCP
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They've had that here (in Holland) for years, even in 7/11s.

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[QUOTE="BossPerson"]this can be good for your health....Big_Bad_Sad
Cant be worse than their food.

Synthetic meat is awesome
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this can be good for your health....BossPerson
well commiting a crime cant be good for your life...so this is just another reason to not be a theif
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i prefer to spray them with bullets
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#12 SolidSnake35
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They put it in the nuggets too so that they can recover whatever is sold on.
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But what's stopping a thief just breaking a window if he knows the sprayer is there?

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#15 cd_rom
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All this makes me want to do is break into a McDonalds so I can obtain this super-power.
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#16 ColdExistence
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But what's stopping a thief just breaking a window if he knows the sprayer is there?

seanmcloughlin

Because the cops will get there too quickly that way. All the people in the street be like WHOA he broke the window. I know who he is. And then the cops tackle him.

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#17 branketra
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After numerous robberies at the outlet they have installed a sprayer at ecits so that it will cover the thief in synthetic DNA that will seep into their skin for 2 weeks and will make the robber very visible under UV light

Full article here :

seanmcloughlin

That sounds useful and a little funny. This is taking "getting caught red handed" to the next level.

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#18 JoeInWonderland
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Nice to know the security at McDonalds is on par with that of the major global banks.. Oh well, so long as nothing happens to the McGriddle I'm good..
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Thieves will start to advance and start wearing mobile suit armours.

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#20 megagene
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Sounds tasty.
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Thieves will start to advance and start wearing mobile suit armours.

Gaming-Planet

Or at least a watertight outfit under their clothes.

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#22 superclocked
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[QUOTE="BossPerson"]this can be good for your health....Big_Bad_Sad
Cant be worse than their food.

I lol'ed, mainly because it's true =P