Medieval prosecution

You are a normal person from the present who somehow ended up in the Middle Ages. Unfortunately, the authorities noticed that you are carrying something peculiar and you are now suspected of witchcraft or sorcery. What would you do to convince them to let you go? If you can't, what are those "magic items "(technology) that may allow you to escape"

The laser from my discman of course.

(10 points to anyone who gets the refrence.)

I would probably use my crowbar and hit them all with it...:P

I'd saw them in half with the chainsaw attached to my arm.spazzx625

Hey you're that guy from Evil Dead! :o

it is my minigun and i also have over 9000 clips for it

I'd convince them that I was in fact God.

And since their assumptions of witchcraft was connected to devil worship and hersey. They'd have no choice but to embrace me as god.. after I used my technologies to demonstrate to them my wonderful powers.

I'd probably be caught with my phone or iPod so I'd let them listen to some music and they'd be so amazed at how awesome we are they'd let me off :Dtofu-lion91

hypnotise them with the shinny iPod then rule to country with an iron fist :twisted:Wolls

Chances are they would take today's music as some part of the devil's ritual :o

And even a relatively harmless genre today like rock and roll was considered to be the devil's music in its early days :P

I'll tell them that Jesus and Buddha were, indeed, brothers from different mother

In a situation like this they probobly would kill you no matter your actions.Gunslinger_1988

Not necessarily true...you'd have to go throught Trials i think...such as...burning your hand with a hot iron..then wrapping it up..if there's no infection then you aren't a witch...if there's infection..then you are a witch...

A heavy weapon. weighing 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom built rounds at 10.000 rounds per minute. Yeah i think that should be able to stop any zealoteus inquistor trying to get in my way