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#1 HyruleSage89
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Before I cut to the chase, let me tell you a little about the relationship I have with my grandmother. She hates me, ever since I was born. I never knew why, I asked but she just grunted every time I wanted an answer. And I dunno why someone would hate me, I'm one of the most kind hearted people you'll every meet really. I make the honor roll all the time regardless if I want something or not, and I'm not spoiled at all. I know I need to earn what I want and thats what my parents told me when they gave me an X-Box 360, Naruto: Rise of a Ninja, SMG, DBZ Tenkaichi 3, and an extra Wii Remote for X-Mas. Well at least they love me you know. I know anything I get, I earned it in some way. Now my little brother on the other hand, who my grandmother loves to death, is the most spoiled rotton kid to hit the face of the earth. He'd be the biggest thing to hit the my sweet 16 tv show, yea he's that bad. His behavior just stinks, he hardly has any friends cause he thinks he's too good for them, and his grades are just god awful. Still, for some reason,my grandmother loves him anyway. The week before X-Mas I was forced to take her shopping and to my surprise, we actually got along for once. She even asked what I wanted for X-Mas. So I told her, if anything, to get me a Nintendo DS with Pokemon Pearl. She said she do it since I was a good child, I even saw her looking at the DS's at the eletronics at Wal-Mart. I felt, without a doubt, that I was getting a DS. I could buy it with my own money but I wanted to see if she was for real. So I decided to do my part and get her a $200 karot gold necklace. So X-Mas finally came, I played with the awsome stuff my parents gave me and we went over to Grandmother's.After dinner she passed out the gifts.

Here's the BS event that happened:
My little brother, who is spoiled to the core and can't pass one course at school to save his life, was given an iPhone, Accessories, and a $50 iTunes Card

While me, who passes all of their courses regardless with flying colorsand doesn't beg for what I want and is always good to everyone, was given a crappy Old Spice deordarant pack.

Now don't get me wrong, I really don't mind getting deordarant for X-Mas seeing that I'll most likely need it later, but I remember specifically telling my grandmother while we were out shopping that I HATE OLD SPICE! It smells like crap. Really, it does and I reeeeaaallly hate that stuff. So I was like "Wtf, I told you I hated Old Spice and you said you were getting me a DS" and she says "The Nintendo DS was too expensive" and I just couldn't believe it, my mouth was dropped wide open. I can't believe she had the nerve to say that after she got my little brother an iPhone with extras that costs somewhere between 300 and 400 bucks MORE than the Nintendo DS with Pokemon Diamond. My mom saw where I was getting at too and I just left the house and waited in the car for the next few hours while my parents talked and left. I can't believe how that old hag treated her own grandson like this. So tomorrow, I'm taking back that 200 dollar necklace and getting my own damn DS. She never knew she was gonna get it anyway. It WAS a surprise, not anymore. I was sure enough surprised today.

So my question to you all is, can you think of a more f'ed up way to screw your grandchild over on X-Mas?

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#2 death_bagel
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I rather have Old Spice than a bunch of pairs of socks -_-, but my grandma did throw in 50 bucks so im satisfied :P. Wow crazy story dude.... kind of hard to believe.
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#3 bojingles4393
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you grandma just hates you, plain and simple. too bad. at least you wont be too sad when she dies.
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#4 HyruleSage89
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I rather have Old Spice than a bunch of pairs of socks -_-, but my grandma did throw in 50 bucks so im satisfied :P. Wow crazy story dude.... kind of hard to believe.death_bagel

Yea I know but its true, all I can say is, my Grandma pwned me this X-Mas

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#5 HyruleSage89
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you grandma just hates you, plain and simple. too bad. at least you wont be too sad when she dies.bojingles4393

True, I let my attitude get the best of me and yelled "IM NOT GOING TO YOUR F'n FUNERAL!" when I stormed out

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#6 death_bagel
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You got to still love her, shes your grandma! But she did get you good this year... I can't believe your bro got a iPhone and you got Old Spice... don't sell the necklace give it to her so she ends up feeling really bad about herself.
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#7 zzz20
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You should just give her the necklace anyways to show her how pro you are.
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#8 HyruleSage89
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You got to still love her, shes your grandma! But she did get you good this year... I can't believe your bro got a iPhone and you got Old Spice... don't sell the necklace give it to her so she ends up feeling really bad about herself.death_bagel

I was thinking about that too, and I can always get a DS on my next paycheck, I will, just to see the look on her old face

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#9 skulper34
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Give her the necklace so she can see you love her.
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#10 zzz20
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You got to still love her, shes your grandma! But she did get you good this year... I can't believe your bro got a iPhone and you got Old Spice... don't sell the necklace give it to her so she ends up feeling really bad about herself.death_bagel
Ah, beat me to it.
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My gram got me a PS3, NBA Live '08, and $200. I threw it all back in her grill 'cause I like 2k8 and not Live.

But seriously, I didn't ask for anything from her and I got all of that, plus a Philadelphia Eagles hoody. Yeah, the PS3 was for my brother too, but that's still too much to get.

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#12 death_bagel
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Yeah, Old Spice for Jewlery.. thats fair isn't it?

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#13 HyruleSage89
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Yeah, Old Spice for Jewlery.. thats fair isn't it?

death_bagel

eh I'm not gonna use the Old Spice anyway so I might as well try to take that back instead so I can have a few extra bucks in my pocket

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#14 Iconic_Dumbo
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I can see where you're coming from. That sounds pretty stupid. I can't see anyway that you can have a good relationship with your grandmother. She sounds pretty terrible and mean to me.
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#15 Dialkiga_beast
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damn shes a real scrooge:o no offense or anything....i feel sorry for ya.
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She sounds like the grandma off Malcolm in the Middle :P
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#17 firebreathing
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I rather have Old Spice than a bunch of pairs of socks -_-, but my grandma did throw in 50 bucks so im satisfied :P. Wow crazy story dude.... kind of hard to believe.death_bagel

my grandma didn't even send me anything for christmas. My 2 sisters, step borther, mom and step all got something but i didn;t >___>

[QUOTE="death_bagel"]I rather have Old Spice than a bunch of pairs of socks -_-, but my grandma did throw in 50 bucks so im satisfied :P. Wow crazy story dude.... kind of hard to believe.HyruleSage89

Yea I know but its true, all I can say is, my Grandma pwned me this X-Mas

id just get a plastic container and mix amonia and bleach in it then out the lid on real fast, wrap it up and give it to her. when she asks what it is you say "New kind of perfume." :D

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#18 death_bagel
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Hmm wow I still cannot believe this story... your grandma is lame -_-.
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#19 killalln00bs
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I don't know why I read all that, but steal your brother's iPhone.
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#20 Iconic_Dumbo
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I don't know why I read all that, but steal your brother's iPhone.killalln00bs
BEST..IDEA...EVAR!!!!!!
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id just get a plastic container and mix amonia and bleach in it then out the lid on real fast, wrap it up and give it to her. when she asks what it is you say "New kind of perfume." :D

win

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#22 -OpaK-
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at least she gives you things for christmas. My grandma lives in the Philippines, and the first time I visited (around 7 yrs old) I got dirty in the mud and she scrubbed me clean with a rock:cry:

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#23 gamah_killah
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Show her the necklace and then say you're returning it because it's too expensive and you needed the money ;).
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#24 cool_baller
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Maybe she hates nerds?

And Pokemon? How old are you?

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#25 death_bagel
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Maybe she bought the DS for you, then she opened out of curiosity and got extremely addicted to it and kept it and said it was too expensive.
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#26 HyruleSage89
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Maybe she bought the DS for you, then she opened out of curiosity and got extremely addicted to it and kept it and said it was too expensive.death_bagel

Dude, I actually searched her house before I left to see if she wasmessing withme

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#27 HyruleSage89
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Show her the necklace and then say you're returning it because it's too expensive and you needed the money ;).gamah_killah

Dude, I'm so doing that lmao

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#28 bojingles4393
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at least she gives you things for christmas. My grandma lives in the Philippines, and the first time I visited (around 7 yrs old) I got dirty in the mud and she scrubbed me clean with a rock:cry:

-OpaK-

why a rock? was it a smooth rock?

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#29 Airsoul
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Well, I get nothing for Christmas.... my mom gives me nothing, even if I asked her to give me a present.

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#30 Solid_Link22
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Well, I get nothing for Christmas.... my mom gives me nothing, even if I asked her to give me a present.

Airsoul

You got something for christmas. Lakers beat the Suns :D

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#31 -OpaK-
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[QUOTE="-OpaK-"]

at least she gives you things for christmas. My grandma lives in the Philippines, and the first time I visited (around 7 yrs old) I got dirty in the mud and she scrubbed me clean with a rock:cry:

bojingles4393

why a rock? was it a smooth rock?

its a smooth rock, but it still hurt. She gave me a bath and used the rock as one of those scubby towels

I think she uses it to clean her feet:cry:

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#32 chathuranga
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its a smooth rock, but it still hurt. She gave me a bath and used the rock as one of those scubby towels

I think she uses it to clean her feet:cry:

:lol::lol::lol:

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#33 cowboymonkey21
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Show her the necklace and then say you're returning it because it's too expensive and you needed the money ;).gamah_killah
ROFLOl, dude totaly do that that's the best.
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#34 Luka-Kovach
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Dude I use Old Spice. What the crap? :|
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#35 cowboymonkey21
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Maybe she hates nerds?

And Pokemon? How old are you?

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Why are you asking how old he is Pokemon for the DS is really fun.
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[QUOTE="gamah_killah"]Show her the necklace and then say you're returning it because it's too expensive and you needed the money ;).cowboymonkey21
ROFLOl, dude totaly do that that's the best.

Do that execpt be like I was give this to you but it was to expensive kinda like the DS.
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#37 MichaeltheCM
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sorry to hear that man. hope next year is better :)
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#38 Agriath
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Show her the necklace and then say you're returning it because it's too expensive and you needed the money ;).gamah_killah

Now that would be a slap in the face to her. I recomend doing it.

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[QUOTE="Airsoul"]

Well, I get nothing for Christmas.... my mom gives me nothing, even if I asked her to give me a present.

Solid_Link22

You got something for christmas. Lakers beat the Suns :D

wow, that officially made this the worst christmas ever. :|

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#40 Ilived
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She sounds like the grandma off Malcolm in the Middle :PRob_101

Oh god I hate her so much!

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#41 gamer6464
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At first i thought this was another one of those threads where i would reply "stop being so spoiled, be happy with what you have" but wow, shes a very cruel woman. If any of that old spice kit is a spray, pour it over your brothers phone. then pour the remainder on your grandma.
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#42 HyruleSage89
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At first i thought this was another one of those threads where i would reply "stop being so spoiled, be happy with what you have" but wow, shes a very cruel woman. If any of that old spice kit is a spray, pour it over your brothers phone. then pour the remainder on your grandma.gamer6464

I might just do that

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Wow dude,your complaining cause of that?You recieved a bunch of gifts and your whining like that because your grandma didnt get you a ds?Dude,guess what i got for christmas?I didnt get sh**!The moneys really tight for my mom right now,and i wanted a brand new guitar.Im just fine,not much complaining for me.Thats pathetic man.xxDustmanxx

Did you even read his whole post? It's about his Grandma completely hating him for no reason........

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[QUOTE="xxDustmanxx"]Wow dude,your complaining cause of that?You recieved a bunch of gifts and your whining like that because your grandma didnt get you a ds?Dude,guess what i got for christmas?I didnt get sh**!The moneys really tight for my mom right now,and i wanted a brand new guitar.Im just fine,not much complaining for me.Thats pathetic man.trix5817

Did you even read his whole post? It's about his Grandma completely hating him for no reason........

Yeah i did.Big deal,suck it up.

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#46 trix5817
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[QUOTE="trix5817"]

[QUOTE="xxDustmanxx"]Wow dude,your complaining cause of that?You recieved a bunch of gifts and your whining like that because your grandma didnt get you a ds?Dude,guess what i got for christmas?I didnt get sh**!The moneys really tight for my mom right now,and i wanted a brand new guitar.Im just fine,not much complaining for me.Thats pathetic man.xxDustmanxx

Did you even read his whole post? It's about his Grandma completely hating him for no reason........

Yeah i did.Big deal,suck it up.

Wow. Good one. How old are you? 10?

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#47 xxDustmanxx
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im 17,and i dont give a dingos kidneys what you think.He really does need to deal with it.
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#48 HyruleSage89
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im 17,and i dont give a dingos kidneys what you think.He really does need to deal with it.xxDustmanxx

Dingos Kidneys? Really doubt you're 17 using those lame sayings

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#49 Ilived
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[QUOTE="xxDustmanxx"]im 17,and i dont give a dingos kidneys what you think.He really does need to deal with it.HyruleSage89

Dingos Kidneys? Really doubt you're 17 using those lame sayings

Listen kid, here's what you do. Take the necklace, give it to her and when she is smiling and all happy that you got it for her, take it away from her and see how she reacts. Priceless.

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#50 HyruleSage89
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[QUOTE="HyruleSage89"]

[QUOTE="xxDustmanxx"]im 17,and i dont give a dingos kidneys what you think.He really does need to deal with it.Ilived

Dingos Kidneys? Really doubt you're 17 using those lame sayings

Listen kid, here's what you do. Take the necklace, give it to her and when she is smiling and all happy that you got it for her, take it away from her and see how she reacts. Priceless.

I'll just go to her house, throw the necklace in her face, say merry f'in x-mas, I hope you die, and avoid her the rest of my life cause at this point, even going back to her house isn't worth my time