I can only hope the readers of this letter are as outraged as I am at Prof. ShadowMoses900. To begin with, if Prof. ShadowMoses900's bootlickers had even an ounce of integrity they would reverse the devolutionary course that Prof. ShadowMoses900 has set for us. Her latest machinations have arisen like a phoenix out of the ashes and failures of their brown-nosing forebears. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me create a world in which totalitarianism, gangsterism, and solipsism are all but forgotten. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because Prof. ShadowMoses900 and her backers are, by nature, humorless, filthy vulgarians. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but with that kind of thinking, our situation is snowballing. It is no more complicated than that.
Prof. ShadowMoses900 once tried convincing me that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to her hateful prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers. Does she think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that I honestly wouldn't want to stab us in the back. I would, on the other hand, love to examine Prof. ShadowMoses900's worldview from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways of knowing). But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: Destabilizing society is a mug's game. The only reason Prof. ShadowMoses900 does things like that is because she and her countless imitators are unremittingly hostile towards those of us who convert retreat into advance. I'm not saying that facetiously; as people who know me really realize, I always mean what I say and say what I mean. They also realize that if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will indeed find that I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to knock some sense into Prof. ShadowMoses900. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that I believe in "live and let live". Prof. ShadowMoses900, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of her practices but endorsement of them. It's because of such lawless demands that I allege that she hates people who have huge supplies of the things she lacks. What Prof. ShadowMoses900 lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that she thinks that churlish cockalorums and merciless fast-buck artists should rule this country. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so.
You may wonder why the idea that people want unbalanced racketeers to spread exclusionism all over the globe like pigeon droppings over Trafalgar Square is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. It's simply because Prof. ShadowMoses900 has been deluding people into believing that she knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. Don't let her delude you, too. I hope I don't need to remind you that I could make an argument for the idea that her unconscious preoccupation with a subjective cognizance of reality leads her to control, manipulate, and harm other people, but it's still true, and we must do something about it.
No one has a higher opinion of Prof. ShadowMoses900 than I, and I think Prof. ShadowMoses900 is a sanctimonious, contumacious buttinsky. If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of her ramblings, one is promptly condemned as namby-pamby, stubborn, barbaric, or whatever epithet she deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Some reputed—as opposed to reputable—members of Prof. ShadowMoses900's cabal quite adamantly warrant that the Earth is flat. I find it rather astonishing that anyone could think such a thing, but then again, if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that there is a format Prof. ShadowMoses900 should follow for her next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts.
Experience should probably indicate that Prof. ShadowMoses900's inimical endeavors leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children her enemies? If I'm not mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that if she thinks that she has mystical powers of divination and prophecy then maybe she should lay off the wacky tobacky. Those of us who are still sane, those of us who still have a firm grip on reality, those of us who still assert that Prof. ShadowMoses900 has a driving need to let down ladders that the birdbrained, dissolute, and scurrilous scramble to climb, have an obligation to do more than just observe what she is doing from a safe distance. We have an obligation to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. We have an obligation to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. And we have an obligation to change the minds of those who weave her intolerant traits, maledicent values, and illogical methods of interpretation into a rich tapestry that is sure to contravene decency.
It is our responsibility to ensure that Prof. ShadowMoses900 doesn't perpetuate myths that glorify heathenism, but, as you know, sometimes I think that she is simply a willing pawn of those bleeding-heart, prissy wild-types who form the association in the public's mind between any pranks she disagrees with and the ideas of hate and violence and illegality. I typically drop that willing-pawn notion, however, whenever I remember that Prof. ShadowMoses900 is utterly versipellous. When she's among plebeians, Prof. ShadowMoses900 warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against defeatism. But when Prof. ShadowMoses900 is safely surrounded by her factotums, she instructs them to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that Prof. ShadowMoses900 sees no reason why she shouldn't base racial definitions on lineage, phrenological characteristics, skin hue, and religion. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that a great many of us don't want Prof. ShadowMoses900 to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. Still, we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to her money-grubbing ebullitions.
Prof. ShadowMoses900 either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. She even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to lay all of society open to the predations of organized criminality. She has called innocent children contemptuous, maladroit proletariats to their faces. This was not a momentary aberration or a slip of the tongue, and hence, we can safely say that this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact.
There's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will undeniably persist as long as Prof. ShadowMoses900 continues to ridicule the accomplishments of generations of great men and women. If it is not yet clear that I refuse to kowtow to her noisome cult, then consider that whenever she announces that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs, her secret police applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that Prof. ShadowMoses900 looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to wake people out of their stupor and call on them to provide a positive, confident, and assertive vision of humanity's future and our role in it. That's what's important to me. Either way, she likes to brag about how the members of her gang are ideologically diverse. Perhaps that means that some of them prefer Stalin over Hitler In any case, Prof. ShadowMoses900's claims are continually evolving into more and more scary incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how Prof. ShadowMoses900 says that parasitism is a wonderful thing. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.
Knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that Prof. ShadowMoses900 is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens her creature comforts, Prof. ShadowMoses900 throws principle to the wind. She sees herself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who rub Prof. ShadowMoses900's nose in her own hypocrisy). Prof. ShadowMoses900 says that pauperism provides an easy escape from a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression, and loneliness. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!
Prof. ShadowMoses900 insists that embracing a system of despotism will make everything right with the world. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands she perpetrates. And if you think that free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing her and the disloyal snollygosters in her polity, then you aren't thinking very clearly. Her surrogates believe that cynicism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that pushy schmoes make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers can believe anything, especially if it's false. After having read this, you may think that Prof. ShadowMoses900 is just making a mug of herself when she says that her announcements are Holy Writ. Nevertheless, you should always remember that her collaborators hew closer to the party line—to Prof. ShadowMoses900's established body of cant—than do most other impulsive, putrid derelicts.
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