5. Scripted faceless service
I abhor modern-day service. I worked in a shop over Christmas and I hated it. Answering the phone, answering questions, it was all scripted. We couldn't derive from the script (well, we weren't supposed to but that was why my manager hated me (amongst other things)). If we had a console bundle on sale I seriously couldn't see why you can't substitute a game for another game of the same or cheaper price. But no. You can't. It's against policy. Who comes up with these policies? Some suit in an office miles away.
4. British comedy
Modern British comedy is ******* awful. Seriously. I could drink coffee until I shook and tapped morse code with my arse and write a better script than half of the rubbish spewed out nowadays. Look at Coming of Age. Look at Olivia Lee, a woman who is single handedly trying to redefine "laughter" as "dead ******* silence".
3. Internet humour
Once in a while someone does something funny. Be it a video, picture or whatever. Then come the parodies. And the parodies or the parodies. Then they flood the YLYL threads and chain emails. Soon, what was once a mild chuckle has become as funny as watching Olivia Lee (see above).
2. Shops
Every shop is now starting to turn into every other shop. WH Smiths was once just a book shop but now it sells DVDs, music, food...it's a few eggs and some raw meat short of being a corner shop. Hell, even HMV has started selling snacks and books. Waterstones has even started selling video games. I wouldn't mind this if there was at least one or two specialist shops left, but now everything is selling the same general popular rubbish it's hard to find the rare hidden gems.
1. Facebook
Now, I'd be lying if I said I never use Facebook. I use it quite a bit to keep in touch with people I haven't seen in a long time. But what I hate is that everything is starting to revolve around the damn thing. All mobile phones made in the last 2-3 years focus more on how they'll connect to Facebook than on, say, actually being able to phone or text. There are probably more apps, web-based add-ons and programs that connect to Facebook (and to a lesser extent Twitter) than I can be bothered count.
What modern trends do you hate?
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