Mom survives son's kamikaze attack

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#1 Jph625
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/21/conrad-schmidt-suicidal-son-crash-plane-mothers-house_n_905702.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk2|79964

I don't even know...

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#2 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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The only thing I can think of is "How much of a shrew is this woman to make her son want to kill her with a F-ing plane?!"
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#3 LostProphetFLCL
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.....I wonder if he yelled Leeroy Jenkins as he was bring the plane down.....

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#4 Celldrax
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"Are you home mum? I'm just about to drop in"

:lol:

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#5 Lto_thaG
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.....I wonder if he yelled Leeroy Jenkins as he was bring the plane down.....

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He should've.
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#6 travisstaggs
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.....I wonder if he yelled Leeroy Jenkins as he was bring the plane down.....

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I really hope he did.
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#7 gotdangit
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Last stop... MOMS HOUSE

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#8 DJ_Lae
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Gotta give him props for creativity. Most people would simply try and use a knife or gun in his situation.
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#9 MickeyTheNinja
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That's one way to fly off the handle.
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#10 LostProphetFLCL
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"Are you home mum? I'm just about to drop in"

:lol:

Celldrax

Oooh I hope it went like this:

*Calls up mom*

"Mom, you home?"

"Yes I am son."

"Okay, I am about to drop in"

"Alright honey! See you soon!"

*Phone hangs up*

'LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKIIIIINSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

:lol:

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#11 BMD004
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Well he sure missed the driveway.

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#12 KnightSkull
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"Are you home mum? I'm just about to drop in"

:lol:

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Best part of the whole thing :lol:

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#13 Overlord93
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:roll: link

Seems like overkill to me, and yet he failed.

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#14 CJL13
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Guess he was in a downward spiral.

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#15 Kagai13
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Considering fact that the mother is safe&sound, that's pretty funny. Guy really is one creative dead body.
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#16 BMD004
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That guy had a reputation of being a homewrecker.

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#17 arad96
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What they dont know was he was secretly trying to fly into the hidden bat cave in the backyard.

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#18 Oleg_Huzwog
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It's too bad he couldn't live to see the air-er of his ways.

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#19 KnightSkull
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Maybe he was high and thought the house was a cloud.

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#20 ANNIHILISM
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I wonder what propelled him to do such a thing?
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#21 Oleg_Huzwog
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I wonder what propelled him to do such a thing?ANNIHILISM

I think his reasons airplanely obvious.

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#22 ANNIHILISM
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[QUOTE="ANNIHILISM"]I wonder what propelled him to do such a thing?Oleg_Huzwog

I think his reasons airplanely obvious.

Gotta be more than just his boeing mad at his mum.
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#23 lasseeb
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"Are you home mum? I'm just about to drop in"

:lol:

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Damn, you beat me. (: That was just so lulz XD
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#24 BMD004
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="ANNIHILISM"]I wonder what propelled him to do such a thing?ANNIHILISM

I think his reasons airplanely obvious.

Gotta be more than just his boeing mad at his mum.

When you're all fueled up with nowhere to go and no wingman by your side, sometimes you crash and burn. His mom is an airhead for not seeing his trail of self-destruction. I mean that wasn't even on her radar. He shouldn't have to fly a big banner listing his problems for his mom to know something was wrong.
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#25 Crazyguy105
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:lol: @ all of these puns

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#26 WiiMan21
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Oh god he just flew in...

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#27 Jph625
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So many puns

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#28 deactivated-5b31d3729c1fa
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my parents went through a hard divorce last year but i would crash a plane into one of their houses :?

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#29 hydralisk86
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my parents went through a hard divorce last year but i would crash a plane into one of their houses :?

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You serious??
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#30 Brawl55
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So, not only did he fail at killing his mother, but he ended up dying in the process? Thats just insult to injury

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Aaaaaanyways. Seriously though, what could have driven this man so mad that he flew a frickin plane into his mothers house?

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#31 bobaban
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He should have flown the coop not back into it.
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#32 Darthkaiser
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That guy had a reputation of being a homewrecker.

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With planes? :o
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#33 pierst179
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"Are you home mum? I'm just about to drop in"

:lol:

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I also found that line to be hilarious. :P

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#34 branketra
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They would call it a kamikaze.
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#35 weezyfb
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you don't fly back to the nest
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#36 8-Bitterness
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"Are you home mum? I'm just about to drop in"

:lol:

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That was just amazing, that would be an amazing line in a movie.