I have a list. Kiddie type shirts on older people. Like you know those girls in highschool who are like 17 years old but they're kind of quiet and kind of weird, not really popular, or popular but just in their own circle of weird quiet people? And they wear shirts that say stuff like "I have an attitude and I know how to use it" or "I know I'm cute". Or anything with ****ing stupid cartoon monkeys or something. I also hate slutty girl shirts. I'm all for a good raunchy joke on a shirt, but girls who wear shirts that say "Save a virgin do me instead", the one with birds on it that says "swallows" (swallows are a type of bird, if you're slow) or those stupid ones that come out around christmas that say "Naughty" and stuff just disgust me. Why would you go outside and advertise that you're a whore? Adding to the list of girl shirts I hate, I don't particularly hate nerdy/gaming shirts as I have a few myself, but what I hate are the ones that allude that the wearer is hot, a babe, or out of your league, when there's a 50-50 chance she's ugly. Ugly people in general wearing shirts that talk about how hot or awesome they supposedly are bother the hell out of me. And I hate beer shirts. The only time those are acceptable are when you're painting or cleaning or something that you're going to have to chuck your shirt anyway.
Death metal band shirts with their barely readable, overdetailed and gorey band logo and some picture of a hooded zombie with one eye and no lower jaw.
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