Most awesomest 'owning'

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#1 CocopuffsGM
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Well, this happened last year, but I still post it every now and then, I figure it's time I told you guys.

So, in Alaska, we got this stuff called snow, and me and my friend (Tom) were making a snowman for his little brother. We finished up for the day, and had a pretty decent looking snowman, with like a scarf and crap. So everyones gay and happy especially Tom's little brother. Next day Tom wakes up and some ***-hole ran over his snowman. His little brother is all crying and crap, and he's no longer happy or gay So Tom calls me over and we build him another snow man. Next day, Tom wakes up and someone ran it over again. Tom calls me over, this time with the best idea I ever heard.
So we built the next snowman over a fire hydrant. Later that day, Tom receives a knock on his door from a pissed man who t-boned his bumper. He's talking about pressing charges, Tom tells him that he shouldn't have been driving like that in the first place and he'll only get himself into trouble. Last we heard of him. And Tom goes down in history.

I got a few more stories, maybe I'll post them later, but I doubt it.

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#2 blooddemon666
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what he gets for being a prick
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#3 KGB32
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lol awesome
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#4 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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OMG WHAT IS THIS "snow" you speak of?!?!?!?!
Im confused!

Thats owned alright!

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#5 stkr
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:lol: good thinking.
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#6 Panzer-schreck
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That is a pretty good story, the asshat got what was coming to him. He thought he could press charges for that? :lol:

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#7 TENTHROW2
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so about all i got out of that was you and you boyfriend made a few snowmen together and everyone is gay?

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#8 Bliind-Guardian
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ok, you and tht tom guy rock! :3
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#9 Pelicans
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He got what he deserved.

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#10 MrEnvelope
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LOL... thats pure OWNAGE right there.
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#11 killalln00bs
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That... actually owned. :)
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#12 Bliind-Guardian
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so about all i got out of that was you and you boyfriend made a few snowmen together and everyone is gay?

TENTHROW2

gay actually means happy, though i dont use it when i mean to say happy XD

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#13 CocopuffsGM
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so about all i got out of that was you and you boyfriend made a few snowmen together and everyone is gay?

TENTHROW2


You got the gist of it. I just felt like throwing gay in there for comic relief, I'll remember not to do it next time.
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#14 Juggernaut140
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PWNT! :lol:
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#15 thirstychainsaw
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:lol: He got what he deserved...I mean, going out of your way to hit a snowman?
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#16 sinistergoggles
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That's awesome. :lol:
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#17 ALTER_duo
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dude that story is epic funny man you and Tom are awesome. I give you both mega props. *claps hands repeatly for 10min*
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#18 Eman5805
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So, in Alaska, we got this stuff called snow, CocopuffsGM

WTF man?!?

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#19 thefoolagain200
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Haha that's awesome! I would do it to but.....we don't have any snow :cry:
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#20 solidscryer
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:lol: I should really try that!
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#21 arab_prince
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That was actually pretty awesome. I was expecting a lame story, way to impress :)
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#22 Myrkan
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omg, toms my idol ;)
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#23 nintendo_fan675
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Snow? What is this snow you speak of?
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#24 deadface001
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yeah i think ive heard of this thing...snow you call it? last i heard, us north dakotans get it to

but yeah ive thought of doin something like that but i got to lazy to rebuild the snowman :P

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#25 Babolu
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Snow? What is this snow you speak of?nintendo_fan675

SOMEONE TELL US WHAT THIS SNOW IS GOSH PISSIN DANG IT! We dont have this "snow" in Alabama,,, but I am curious,, it this "snow" cold?

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#26 MichaeltheCM
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That is seriously the best story ever!
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#27 Dethshoot
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omg, toms my idol ;)Myrkan
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He's mine too :P

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#28 CocopuffsGM
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[QUOTE="Myrkan"]omg, toms my idol ;)Dethshoot

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He's mine too :P


I've never seen Tom so well received, I ought to show him this topic. He'll become Internet legend and not even know it.

[QUOTE="nintendo_fan675"]Snow? What is this snow you speak of?Babolu

SOMEONE TELL US WHAT THIS SNOW IS GOSH PISSIN DANG IT! We dont have this "snow" in Alabama,,, but I am curious,, it this "snow" cold?


It's like the firey rage of a 1000 chipmunks raining down upon you.
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#29 Jocubus
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Wouldn't hitting a snowman put a dent in the car anyway without the fire hydrant? Or were your snowmen more like snowboys?
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#30 CheddarLimbo
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Epilogue:

Later in the week, Tom tracked down the driver and set fire to his house in the night. There were no survivors.

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#31 CocopuffsGM
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Wouldn't hitting a snowman put a dent in the car anyway without the fire hydrant? Or were your snowmen more like snowboys?Jocubus


Guess not. I can't imagine he was going all the fast though, from the tracks it seemed he just drove up and hit it hard enough to kill it, and backed out. Now that you mention it, it does seem like t-boned seems like an exaggeration, but I'm just going off Tom's description, and he's pretty honest. I would say its more like a dent and bent licence plate if I used my logic of un-exaggerating...

EDIT: But then again it was a truck, and I it easily going a decent speed and hitting a snowman without damage to the truck.
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#32 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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[QUOTE="nintendo_fan675"]Snow? What is this snow you speak of?Babolu

SOMEONE TELL US WHAT THIS SNOW IS GOSH PISSIN DANG IT! We dont have this "snow" in Alabama,,, but I am curious,, it this "snow" cold?


Iknow I don't know either! Pics?
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#33 mark4091
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Umm I have one that beats all of those http://forums.beyond.ca/st/103410/because-i-am-a-man/

read the divorce letter at the top.

LOL.