Well, this happened last year, but I still post it every now and then, I figure it's time I told you guys.
So, in Alaska, we got this stuff called snow, and me and my friend (Tom) were making a snowman for his little brother. We finished up for the day, and had a pretty decent looking snowman, with like a scarf and crap. So everyones gay and happy especially Tom's little brother. Next day Tom wakes up and some ***-hole ran over his snowman. His little brother is all crying and crap, and he's no longer happy or gay So Tom calls me over and we build him another snow man. Next day, Tom wakes up and someone ran it over again. Tom calls me over, this time with the best idea I ever heard.
So we built the next snowman over a fire hydrant. Later that day, Tom receives a knock on his door from a pissed man who t-boned his bumper. He's talking about pressing charges, Tom tells him that he shouldn't have been driving like that in the first place and he'll only get himself into trouble. Last we heard of him. And Tom goes down in history.
I got a few more stories, maybe I'll post them later, but I doubt it.
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