Most Awkward Situation You've Ever Been In?

Mine is happening right now, here's the story if anyone cares:

So I met this girl on myspace (yes, shut up, myspace) two months ago, and we talked extensively.So we finally met today on the first day of college (shes a freshman I'm a sophmore) and it was so awkward and both of us were quiet and shy. We both expected it to happen, but I don't know what to feel.I don't have class until way later, I'm waiting for her right now, she's in her class, but she's so quiet I don't know if its because thats the way she is or if she just doesn't like me and doesn't want to see me again. That sounded emo, I apologize. Anyways, its just the most awkward situation for me so far in my life. I still need to give her a b-day gift, and walk her to her car. I've been really nice and friendly I think, I offered to get her something at the store, but she said no, I've showed around campus and stuff.

So what about you guys? I'm expecting a lot of girl related situations. NO GIRL ADVICE

You are thinking too much, just be nice to her and don't be an idiot.

gl hf.

Well, once I walked in on a kid masturbating in the school bathroom when I was in high school. I was like "oh...****", and walked out. I didn't know how to explain or react to that situation. Whats hilarious is that he probably never noticed me.

Either you guys are too shy around each other and need to lighten up or theres just no chemistry.

As for me, well I just don't have many awkward moments.

psh lighten up with her, and stop trying to be so nice lol. just be yourself and find something interesting. maybe its just you are both shy...

Ive had A LOT of embarassing experiances, fortunantly I have the ability to block it out or laugh at it now. Probabaly the worst was not being able to get my winky up for a girl I liked lol, she thought she was ugly and unattractive to me, but i was just sick really sick and didnt wanna do anything. that kinda sucked for a while.

Awkward? That's not awkward. Awkward is when you step out of the shower, realize you forgot to pull a clean towel from the linen closet in the hallway, step out of the bathroom dripping and naked, and come face to face with your roommate's mother who dropped by for a surprise visit. Now, that's awkward.Oleg_Huzwog

LOL thats awesome! whoulda just been like "hows it goin, could ya hand me a towel?"

yeah guys I'm being myself and nice, I'm not worried about that.I don't want this to be an advice thread btw thanks.

I've been loling so far at the responses, I thought my situation was awkward :lol:

No question; when I was 16 and my drunken stepmom hit on me and tried to grab my crotch.xaos

:o Holy cow! :o

For me it was a similar situation to the original poster. My high school roomate met a very hot woman online. They were quite taken with each other but, when they met, she thought he was really, really ugly. Then she asked me what I thought she should do!

Boz

No question; when I was 16 and my drunken stepmom hit on me and tried to grab my crotch.xaos

Oh damn I can't help but laugh. :lol:

Yeah that has to be ackward.

[QUOTE="xaos"]No question; when I was 16 and my drunken stepmom hit on me and tried to grab my crotch.The_Ish

Oh damn I can't help but laugh. :lol:

Yeah that has to be ackward.

No question; when I was 16 and my drunken stepmom hit on me and tried to grab my crotch.xaos

omg, speaking of crotch grabbing, I'd say my previous most awkward situation was in 8th grade and I was playing flag football.

I was juking everyone like crazy, and this chick gives a half assed attempt at grabbing my flag, she misses, and guess what she grabs? Yup, I ended up running passed her and scored a td btw

the "talk" with your dad/mom.

The longest 30 minutes of my life. The whole time I was thinking "Earthquake, Natural Disaster, Lighting, something that'll get me out of this!!"

Also, when i went to a girl's house, whose parents were overprotective. The dad showed me his gun collection :? (Maybe not akward but extremely scary experience)

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]No question; when I was 16 and my drunken stepmom hit on me and tried to grab my crotch.xaos

Oh damn I can't help but laugh. :lol:

Yeah that has to be ackward.

You gay :o.......j/k :P

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]No question; when I was 16 and my drunken stepmom hit on me and tried to grab my crotch.xaos

Oh damn I can't help but laugh. :lol:

Yeah that has to be ackward.

A couple of weeks ago, one of my mom's friend (she's in her late 50s) started to rub my legs. I thought it was like some kind of friendly gesture.. but then she started rubbing my inner thigh near my crotch area, until her husband walked into the room. She quickly pulled her hand away and started rubbing my knee.

That is without a doubt the most awkward situation I have ever been in. Her husband looked a little uncomfortable but I don't know if he actually had a problem with it. I know he saw her hand, though. Maybe he's into that kind of stuff. :|

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]No question; when I was 16 and my drunken stepmom hit on me and tried to grab my crotch.Sim_genius

Oh damn I can't help but laugh. :lol:

Yeah that has to be ackward.

Well, once I walked in on a kid masturbating in the school bathroom when I was in high school. I was like "oh...****", and walked out. I didn't know how to explain or react to that situation. Whats hilarious is that he probably never noticed me.

The_Ish

lol if it was embarrassing for yo just imagine his embarrassment if he knew he was seen :P

psh lighten up with her, and stop trying to be so nice lol. just be yourself and find something interesting. maybe its just you are both shy...

Ive had A LOT of embarassing experiances, fortunantly I have the ability to block it out or laugh at it now. Probabaly the worst was not being able to get my winky up for a girl I liked lol, she thought she was ugly and unattractive to me, but i was just sick really sick and didnt wanna do anything. that kinda sucked for a while.

Happyphilter

I call BS......

the "talk" with your dad/mom.

The longest 30 minutes of my life. The whole time I was thinking "Earthquake, Natural Disaster, Lighting, something that'll get me out of this!!"

Also, when i went to a girl's house, whose parents were overprotective. The dad showed me his gun collection :? (Maybe not akward but extremely scary experience)

jrlc1

yeah for me its either... "the talk"

*shivers*

or the time when I met my ex GF's dad and well he asked me loads and loads of awkward questions, I think he was perhaps joking but I mean come on... who asks you "do you know how to put a condom on?" and keep a straight face???

A couple of weeks ago, one of my mom's friend (she's in her late 50s) started to rub my legs. I thought it was like some kind of friendly gesture.. but then she started rubbing my inner thigh near my crotch area, until her husband walked into the room. She quickly pulled her hand away and started rubbing my knee.

That is without a doubt the most awkward situation I have ever been in. Her husband looked a little uncomfortable but I don't know if he actually had a problem with it. I know he saw her hand, though. Maybe he's into that kind of stuff. :|

DeeJayInphinity

Anyways ^^lol.

And that reminds me of 3 ladies I work with. (all of them in their mid to late 40's)

The oldest, (which happens to be the fattest, with a huge, enourmous, beastly looking a**) was hitting on me.

She told me that if I needed "someone with experience" to let her know. The other two ladies laughed, but they told me not to be scared "We won't do anything you don't want us to do"

They kept looking at me up and down throughout the day, I never felt so awkward in my life.

BTW, I'm only 19 years old.

Mine is happening right now, here's the story if anyone cares:

So I met this girl on myspace (yes, shut up, myspace) two months ago, and we talked extensively.So we finally met today on the first day of college (shes a freshman I'm a sophmore) and it was so awkward and both of us were quiet and shy. We both expected it to happen, but I don't know what to feel.I don't have class until way later, I'm waiting for her right now, she's in her class, but she's so quiet I don't know if its because thats the way she is or if she just doesn't like me and doesn't want to see me again. That sounded emo, I apologize. Anyways, its just the most awkward situation for me so far in my life. I still need to give her a b-day gift, and walk her to her car. I've been really nice and friendly I think, I offered to get her something at the store, but she said no, I've showed around campus and stuff.

So what about you guys? I'm expecting a lot of girl related situations. NO GIRL ADVICE

skullkrusher13

haha myspace XD, anyways, probaly discussing with my mate that we both hatemy other mate'sgirlfriend (she is a complete 'female dog' if you get me) and then my mate and his girlfriend being behind us. Was difficult to explain.

Probably, the time when I went to a club toilet and caught an old man playing with himself while watching me use the urinal....not a good memory!Mercury88

Hmm, one of my most awkward moments must have been "the talk" with my father. How he managed to keep a straight face, I'll never know. :cry:luke1889

When a female reaches peak arousal....

WTF?!?!

This woman invited me over to her place for dinner, we finished eating and were about to get down to business when her husband's car pulled into the driveway....true story. Never ran so freakin' fast in my lifeMarineJcksn

lol, anyways. If someone invited me over to their house I'd probably forget to eat.

Probably, the time when I went to a club toilet and caught an old man playing with himself while watching me use the urinal....not a good memory!Mercury88

Ah yes....I enjoyed that..:P

Probably, the time when I went to a club toilet and caught an old man playing with himself while watching me use the urinal....not a good memory!Mercury88

Ah yes....I enjoyed that..:P

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]

A couple of weeks ago, one of my mom's friend (she's in her late 50s) started to rub my legs. I thought it was like some kind of friendly gesture.. but then she started rubbing my inner thigh near my crotch area, until her husband walked into the room. She quickly pulled her hand away and started rubbing my knee.

That is without a doubt the most awkward situation I have ever been in. Her husband looked a little uncomfortable but I don't know if he actually had a problem with it. I know he saw her hand, though. Maybe he's into that kind of stuff. :|

jrlc1

Anyways ^^lol.

And that reminds me of 3 ladies I work with. (all of them in their mid to late 40's)

The oldest, (which happens to be the fattest, with a huge, enourmous, beastly looking a**) was hitting on me.

She told me that if I needed "someone with experience" to let her know. The other two ladies laughed, but they told me not to be scared "We won't do anything you don't want us to do"

They kept looking at me up and down throughout the day, I never felt so awkward in my life.

BTW, I'm only 19 years old.

Dude older women can do amazing things you have only dreammed off. And its no strings attached. If you can imagine somthin younger, you in the mix.

[QUOTE="luke1889"]Hmm, one of my most awkward moments must have been "the talk" with my father. How he managed to keep a straight face, I'll never know. :cry:jrlc1

When a female reaches peak arousal....

WTF?!?!

The thing with my "talk" was that is was a result of me going on certain...websites which you had to pay for and they appeared on my dad's Internet bill. But I never knew about such fees.

So there was I sitting there all innocent one day and my dad approaches me in a very stern manner and says something to the effect of: "Erm, Luke...I was just filing my bills and it seems that there are certain...extra costs on here..."

*shows me bills*

"...do you know anything about these?"

I saw what was written on the bills and nearly died inside. How had I been rumbled? :cry: So downstairs we went to the conference table and it was then that I was subjected to what seemed like an eternity of chit-chat about how those kind of things were only for "grown up people" and the inappropriateness of my conduct. :roll:

Needless to say, I only look at the free stuff now. 8)

[QUOTE="jrlc1"][QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]

A couple of weeks ago, one of my mom's friend (she's in her late 50s) started to rub my legs. I thought it was like some kind of friendly gesture.. but then she started rubbing my inner thigh near my crotch area, until her husband walked into the room. She quickly pulled her hand away and started rubbing my knee.

That is without a doubt the most awkward situation I have ever been in. Her husband looked a little uncomfortable but I don't know if he actually had a problem with it. I know he saw her hand, though. Maybe he's into that kind of stuff. :|

Bobby_Oz

Anyways ^^lol.

And that reminds me of 3 ladies I work with. (all of them in their mid to late 40's)

The oldest, (which happens to be the fattest, with a huge, enourmous, beastly looking a**) was hitting on me.

She told me that if I needed "someone with experience" to let her know. The other two ladies laughed, but they told me not to be scared "We won't do anything you don't want us to do"

They kept looking at me up and down throughout the day, I never felt so awkward in my life.

BTW, I'm only 19 years old.

Dude older women can do amazing things you have only dreammed off. And its no strings attached. If you can imagine somthin younger, you in the mix.

[QUOTE="jrlc1"]

[QUOTE="luke1889"]Hmm, one of my most awkward moments must have been "the talk" with my father. How he managed to keep a straight face, I'll never know. :cry:luke1889

When a female reaches peak arousal....

WTF?!?!

The thing with my "talk" was that is was a result of me going on certain...websites which you had to pay for and they appeared on my dad's Internet bill. But I never knew about such fees.

So there was I sitting there all innocent one day and my dad approaches me in a very stern manner and says something to the effect of: "Erm, Luke...I was just filing my bills and it seems that there are certain...extra costs on here..."

*shows me bills*

"...do you know anything about these?"

I saw what was written on the bills and nearly died inside. How had I been rumbled? :cry: So downstairs we went to the conference table and it was then that I was subjected to what seemed like an eternity of chit-chat about how those kind of things were only for "grown up people" and the inappropriateness of my conduct. :roll:

Needless to say, I only look at the free stuff now. 8)

mine was very similar to yours... I had a folder full of ahem "stuff" and my dad happened to stumble upon it when looking for our holiday photo's....

he waited until I went on teh computer and he just walked upto me and said that theres some stuff on the computer that I should delete. And then he sat down next to me and started telling me all manner of things I did not want to hear.

My most embarassing moment...let's see, I've had a few.

The one that stands out the most seems to be my freshman year of college. I was partying it up the whole weekend, some friends came up and stayed for the weekend in my dorm. Well, after a long night of partying, me and my gf at the time decided to get into the deed and kicked them out for a awhile. Well, as time went on, they kept knocking on my door and causing a ruckus in the hallway, so several times I had to stop and go out and talk to them and tell them to go hang out somewhere else for a bit. Well I never locked the door after the last time I sent them away. One of my other friends who lived down the hallway knocked on the door and then walked in, he was drunk and cut himself, asking for a bandaid not realizing what was going on. Well it was pretty embarassing that I actually had to cover myself up, give him a band-aid and send him on his way. The next morning everyone on the floor knew what had happened and they were talking about it. It was embarassing but pretty damn funny.

[QUOTE="luke1889"][QUOTE="jrlc1"]

[QUOTE="luke1889"]Hmm, one of my most awkward moments must have been "the talk" with my father. How he managed to keep a straight face, I'll never know. :cry:muppet1010

When a female reaches peak arousal....

WTF?!?!

The thing with my "talk" was that is was a result of me going on certain...websites which you had to pay for and they appeared on my dad's Internet bill. But I never knew about such fees.

So there was I sitting there all innocent one day and my dad approaches me in a very stern manner and says something to the effect of: "Erm, Luke...I was just filing my bills and it seems that there are certain...extra costs on here..."

*shows me bills*

"...do you know anything about these?"

I saw what was written on the bills and nearly died inside. How had I been rumbled? :cry: So downstairs we went to the conference table and it was then that I was subjected to what seemed like an eternity of chit-chat about how those kind of things were only for "grown up people" and the inappropriateness of my conduct. :roll:

Needless to say, I only look at the free stuff now. 8)

mine was very similar to yours... I had a folder full of ahem "stuff" and my dad happened to stumble upon it when looking for our holiday photo's....

he waited until I went on teh computer and he just walked upto me and said that theres some stuff on the computer that I should delete. And then he sat down next to me and started telling me all manner of things I did not want to hear.

Heh, that's harsh. I never have and probably never will save any of the good stuff onto my PC, mainly because other folk use it on occasion and them discovering it would just be another awkward moment.

[QUOTE="MarineJcksn"]This woman invited me over to her place for dinner, we finished eating and were about to get down to business when her husband's car pulled into the driveway....true story. Never ran so freakin' fast in my life

jrlc1

lol, anyways. If someone invited me over to their house I'd probably forget to eat.

sig is from Dead Alive....lol yeah i don't know why i wasted time actually eating dinner

[QUOTE="jrlc1"][QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]

A couple of weeks ago, one of my mom's friend (she's in her late 50s) started to rub my legs. I thought it was like some kind of friendly gesture.. but then she started rubbing my inner thigh near my crotch area, until her husband walked into the room. She quickly pulled her hand away and started rubbing my knee.

That is without a doubt the most awkward situation I have ever been in. Her husband looked a little uncomfortable but I don't know if he actually had a problem with it. I know he saw her hand, though. Maybe he's into that kind of stuff. :|

Bobby_Oz

Anyways ^^lol.

And that reminds me of 3 ladies I work with. (all of them in their mid to late 40's)

The oldest, (which happens to be the fattest, with a huge, enourmous, beastly looking a**) was hitting on me.

She told me that if I needed "someone with experience" to let her know. The other two ladies laughed, but they told me not to be scared "We won't do anything you don't want us to do"

They kept looking at me up and down throughout the day, I never felt so awkward in my life.

BTW, I'm only 19 years old.

Dude older women can do amazing things you have only dreammed off. And its no strings attached. If you can imagine somthin younger, you in the mix.

^^2nd that opinion. My girl's late 30's and i'm 24, trust me that older women are the best you'll ever have. Luckily mine doesn't look ANYTHING like those women he described though lol

haha some gooduns, mines when i was round a girl i used to have a crush ons house and she lied on my stomach when we was watching a film and i slowly got a erection and then she noticed and tried not to tell me , but then again i could see down her top, the full rack. Oh and another time when i met my step cousin for the 2nd time nd we went to the cinema and she held me hand and my hand was all sweaty, then she started stroking my leg. I have never slept so uneasily in my whole life.rastaman219

ohhh ive had that... when my ex gf was hugging me in the dinner que I slowly but surely got an erection and no matter what I did I couldnt stop it... the "think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts" method doesnt work either :(

but thank god she didnt appear to notice :0 so it was all good.

[QUOTE="rastaman219"]haha some gooduns, mines when i was round a girl i used to have a crush ons house and she lied on my stomach when we was watching a film and i slowly got a erection and then she noticed and tried not to tell me , but then again i could see down her top, the full rack. Oh and another time when i met my step cousin for the 2nd time nd we went to the cinema and she held me hand and my hand was all sweaty, then she started stroking my leg. I have never slept so uneasily in my whole life.muppet1010

ohhh ive had that... when my ex gf was hugging me in the dinner que I slowly but surely got an erection and no matter what I did I couldnt stop it... the "think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts" method doesnt work either :(

but thank god she didnt appear to notice :0 so it was all good.

I know nobody cares, but I'm pissed because the girl left w/o me. I called her to see if she was out of class, and she said she was already almost home. I was the nicest I've ever been to anyone in my life, I made a special trip to school, and she just leaves w/o a goodbye or thanks or anything. What a b**** I can't believe her, I have a class with her on monday too, great.

This has turned from the most awkward moment in my life to the most disapointing/angering moment.

/rant

I know nobody cares, but I'm pissed because the girl left w/o me. I called her to see if she was out of class, and she said she was already almost home. I was the nicest I've ever been to anyone in my life, I made a special trip to school, and she just leaves w/o a goodbye or thanks or anything. What a b**** I can't believe her, I have a class with her on monday too, great.

This has turned from the most awkward moment in my life to the most disapointing/angering moment.

/rant

skullkrusher13

If she's anything like most girls that put guys in these kind of situations, I can tell you pretty much what's going to happen next.

- If you text/call her, she won't reply/answer.
- When you see her in cl@ss, she won't talk to you, or even look at you more than maybe once.
- When you see her in cl@ss, if you try and talk to her and see what's up (even innocently and genuinely), she'll either avoid you or give you a non-answer and you'll only make things worse.
- Her friends will most likely stop talking to you mysteriously.

Basically dude, she's giving you the silent and evasion treatment and that never ends well. A female friend of mine said that girls usually do that for one of two reasons:

- They like you but daren't tell you for fear of rejection
- They don't like you but daren't tell you for fear of hurting you

In my experience, this has rung painfully true, mostly as the latter.

I know nobody cares, but I'm pissed because the girl left w/o me. I called her to see if she was out of class, and she said she was already almost home. I was the nicest I've ever been to anyone in my life, I made a special trip to school, and she just leaves w/o a goodbye or thanks or anything. What a b**** I can't believe her, I have a class with her on monday too, great.

This has turned from the most awkward moment in my life to the most disapointing/angering moment.

/rant

skullkrusher13

There's where you went wrong my friend....you were NICE to the chick! WTF were you thinking, you NEVER be nice. Ever. Never compliment her, never make her feel special, never give her gifts. Not for at least a year, you don't do a freakin' thing for her. Trust me, girls (notice I didn't say WOMEN cuz there's a BIG difference) love guys that act like dickheads, don't ask me why.

[QUOTE="skullkrusher13"]

I know nobody cares, but I'm pissed because the girl left w/o me. I called her to see if she was out of class, and she said she was already almost home. I was the nicest I've ever been to anyone in my life, I made a special trip to school, and she just leaves w/o a goodbye or thanks or anything. What a b**** I can't believe her, I have a class with her on monday too, great.

This has turned from the most awkward moment in my life to the most disapointing/angering moment.

/rant

luke1889

If she's anything like most girls that put guys in these kind of situations, I can tell you pretty much what's going to happen next.

- If you text/call her, she won't reply/answer.
- When you see her in cl@ss, she won't talk to you, or even look at you more than maybe once.
- When you see her in cl@ss, if you try and talk to her and see what's up (even innocently and genuinely), she'll either avoid you or give you a non-answer and you'll only make things worse.
- Her friends will most likely stop talking to you mysteriously.

Basically dude, she's giving you the silent and evasion treatment and that never ends well. A female friend of mine said that girls usually do that for one of two reasons:

- They like you but daren't tell you for fear of rejection
- They don't like you but daren't tell you for fear of hurting you

In my experience, this has rung painfully true, mostly as the latter.

yeah thats seems pretty right from my experience....