Most Painfully Bad Movie You've Ever Seen

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#101 panda_power
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White Chicks, still gives me pains.
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#102 MichaeltheCM
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Napoleon... Dynamite...

God, I still have nightmares...

ElZilcho90

what are you talking about? that was a good movie!

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#103 Rockingtime75
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Pootie Tang

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No, you are wrong. There are opinions, then there are statements that are simply wrong. This is one of them.

I'm gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine!

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#104 TM_Darkside
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Kracker Jack'd. It's like a bunch of black guys found a cheap camera and just decided to make a movie.

I rent painfully bad horror movies with friends just to laugh at them.

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#105 Grouchu
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I went and saw The Lost World: Jurassic Park at the dollar theater back when it was around. Fell asleep about halfway through, may have been earier. I had liked Jurassic Park, but this was just so boring.
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#106 lovemenow
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I just downloaded House of the Dead....to see how bad it was..........:(

Was it a mistake? :shock:

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that movie was made to be hated

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#107 dissonantblack
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reservior dogs or napoleon dynamite. i was bored out of my mind during both movies.
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#108 g-unit248
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28 days later, damn near walked outon that movie, easily the worst movie ever made imo, what a joke
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#109 cold_skull
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[QUOTE="Apocalypse33"]not worst but very bad Gone With The Wind and Cabin Fevertomxizor

Gone with the Wind? You sir, have bad taste in classical films. :| Cabin Fever was entertaining though, so I enjoyed it thoroughly. How can you not like this though?

WAT THE HELL IS WITH PANCAKES :lol:

and the slow motion karate was made me lmao

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#110 ElZilcho90
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[QUOTE="ElZilcho90"]

Napoleon... Dynamite...

God, I still have nightmares...

MichaeltheCM

what are you talking about? that was a good movie!

You take that back right now! That movie was horrific! It wasn't "stupid funny", as the film intended. It was just plain stupid!

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#111 DFan17902
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The Hulk.
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#113 Creeping_Wolf
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I made the mistake of watching "Shaun of the Dead".
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#114 CptJSparrow
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Open Water. *shivers*
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#115 ElZilcho90
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300.TallicaFan2005

What makes you say that?

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#116 Locke_108
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To those people that hated Shaun of the Dead, Reservoir Dogs, and 28 Days Later. What's wrong with you guys? :shock:

Those movies are awesome! I'm guessing you didn't like Shaun of the Dead cause it wasn't American humor. But I have no idea why anybody wouldn't like Reservoir dogs, it was just so cool! And 28 Days Later, I can see why people might not like it, but I loved it.

The worst movie I've seen? Hmm...Maybe Pulse or The Grudge 2. I went with a bunch of my friends to see both. (most of the actually wanted to see it) But me and some of the people just laughed and yelled stuff during the movie. I'm sure they would have been torture if I was watching them alone.

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#117 dissonantblack
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watched big bad wolf recently. please stay away from it.
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#118 Hinata237
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House of the dead... man, I was laughing so hard when I saw the video game footage on the film :lol:
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#119 stansfield9
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Used to be Blue Velvet. It's grown on me, but it's still ****ing overrated.
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#120 HUGE_Flavor
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cats don't dance.
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#122 TM_Darkside
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I made the mistake of watching "Shaun of the Dead". Creeping_Wolf

That's my favorite movie.

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#123 Honenheim
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License To Wedor the Starsky And Hutch remake.staindcoldlp

i second that

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#124 whaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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dude i got a whole list goin right now:

  • sahara
  • Larry the cable guy: health inspector
  • all the movies that come on the sci-fi channel (they're fun to point out all their mistakes which are so painfully obvious.)
  • legally blonde (it was playing on the bus ride home from san diego. i had nothing else to do!!! :cry: )
  • Doom
  • Elf
  • and that one movie where these asians play in professional soccor cuz they're really good with their feet. i think it was called "shoalin soccor". i stopped watching at the 12 minute mark

that was painfull just listing those

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#125 ralf1
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The Break Up....ugh
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#126 hockey73
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Epic Movie D:whos_next000

yeah i hated that movie and im actually a fan of stupid humor like in the scary movie series, lets just say it was an EPIC waste of my time.

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#127 hockey73
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dude i got a whole list goin right now:

  • sahara
  • Larry the cable guy: health inspector
  • all the movies that come on the sci-fi channel (they're fun to point out all their mistakes which are so painfully obvious.)
  • legally blonde (it was playing on the bus ride home from san diego. i had nothing else to do!!! :cry: )
  • Doom
  • Elf
  • and that one movie where these asians play in professional soccor cuz they're really good with their feet. i think it was called "shoalin soccor". i stopped watching at the 12 minute mark

that was painfull just listing those

whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lol i rented Shoalin Soccer at mcdonalds and it was pretty stupid, full of really dumb jokes/skits but i got to say parts of that movie made me burst out laughing.

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#128 Squidward117
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The Abominable Dr. Phibes
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#129 whaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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they sold it at McDonalds?! i guess all the other stores wouldnt sell it cuz it was so craptastic. someone should start a poll on the "best" movies they've seen. i dont wanna do it cuz then ill get flamed

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#130 cell1138
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quite a few

ghost rider

shaun of the dead

napolean dynimite ( not even remotly funny)

epic movie

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#131 gorilazandgames
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Open Water; the only good part was when the main lady got naked, and that lasted 17 seconds. :|tomxizor
u timed it?
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#132 rockguy92
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None. I hardly ever watch movies. I've seen maybe thirty in my life. In fact, I've probably seen more in school than I have on my own free time.
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#133 solidsnakeEx3
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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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#134 mlbslugger86
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epic movie...man did that movie suck
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#135 freakyzeeky1986
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Midnight Movie Massacre... That movie has to be the worst **** I've ever seen. That movie makes Epic Movie look like gold... I swear, it is THAT bad.

It's about people that go into a theater to watch a bad movie, and the people who leave get eaten up my this rancid-looking monster. It's supposed to be funny, but it was sort of embarrassing to see this movie, it really was. And the ending was possibly the worst I've ever seen in any movie. Please don't go see this movie... You'll really hate yourself if you do... :(

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#136 Travo_basic
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Troll 2
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#137 nobodyshero87
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When a Stranger Calls = lamest movie ever
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#138 JoshXXXXX
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well, after going to the movie theater just a few days ago, I can safely say the movie Joshua was no doubt one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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#139 mmogoon
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I made the mistake of watching "Shaun of the Dead". Creeping_Wolf

Ya i thought it sucked some serious balls too

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#140 ConformestClone
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A movie called "Demonic."

So low budget that it hasn't even been picked up by the IMDB radar.

I bought it at Wal-Mart, looking for a cheesy horror movie, and boy was I in for a suprise!

It pretty much boiled down to soft-core porn: Naked demon/siren/vampire (It was never clear what they were or why they were there) running around seducing men (and women) and then eating them. The special features included a cut scene where one of the girls bites off a man's penis

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#141 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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Recently, Lucky Number Slevin.

I watched it about halfway through and couldn't believe the amalgamation of suck that it was. I watched it to the end because I was thinking it must get better somehow; but no, it just left me depressed for two days that I'd watched such a horrible movie.

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#142 ConformestClone
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A movie called "Demonic."

So low budget that it hasn't even been picked up by the IMDB radar.

I bought it at Wal-Mart, looking for a cheesy horror movie, and boy was I in for a suprise!

It pretty much boiled down to soft-core porn: Naked demon/siren/vampire (It was never clear what they were or why they were there) running around seducing men (and women) and then eating them. The special features included a cut scene where one of the girls bites off a man's penis

ConformestClone

Bumping my post, purely so that those of you who are of age can experience the true horror that is this movie.

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#143 gameguy6700
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Without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen is "Undergound Comedy Movie". One of my friends at college showed us that one night when we were bored and we never forgave him for the hour and a half of our lives he wasted. Like the movie is so bad it isn't even funny because its bad; its just bad. You can count the number of times the movie makes a joke that has you think "ah...that was kind of funny" on one hand. Not only that but the movie actually has plenty of times where it looks like its going to set up a good joke, and then completely fails to make that opportunity. But let's look at the stats on the movie for a more objective view:

Budget: $170,000
Gross Revenue: $865
And it ranks in the bottom 100 movies on IMDB

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#144 nodgenico
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Epic Movie.....Yeah definitely Epic Movie
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#145 zeorshadow19
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Doom, Elf, Pirates of the Carribiean 3, Firewall, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the n) Final Destination 3 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Prequel (Worst movie ever because If you saw the remake you knew what would happen.)

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#146 gorilazandgames
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little miss sunshine and children of men. ewww
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#147 FearMeIAmLag
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It was one of the Harry Potter movies (not the new one) I think the one before it. I think it was so bad cause I never read or knew the harry potter story, so the whole thing was like a bunch of confusing nonsense lol. I watched the 1st hour and a half then I just turned it off... (that was the best part :) )

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#148 nooblet69
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There was a movie called toys with I think Robin Williams. He is a great actor but man that movie was awful.
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#149 ninjacat11
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Manos: The Hands of Fate (Or Hands: The Hands of Fate translated into English).

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#150 mmmd
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The Postman...Kevin Costner butchered the entire story.