Most painful/worst thing thats happened to YOU?

Getting a deep gash in my knee in a hot tub and, prepare yourself, busting my left ball on a friend's bike. I'm serious. I can still have kids though, as its mildly working and the other is in perfect condition. It gets sore sometimes though, it sucks.enterawesome

During my freshman year, a couple guys walked into the females bathroom and beat the crap out of me when I lived Florida. They broke my nose, collar bone and wrist. All because of some gang banger got thrown in jail and his girlfriend who hated me lied to them and said I told the cops on him.

Needless to say I transferred schools.

tore my ACL and miniscus playinh ultimate frisbee

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someone threw a cinderblock on my sholders or when playign basketball during practise this 6'7 guy fouled me droped on my leg I could'nt even walk without feeling pain for like a month

worst pain ever was passing a kidney stone it hurt so bad i was a grown man crying like a child.

3rd degree burn to the torso. It was SO painful >_>

probably cuttong my knee very deeply

just feeling those tons of needles inside my leg :S

and i could'nt walk for 4 days

Hmmm, I have quite few minorish ones.

First, whenI was only 4 or 5 years old, I stayed up the entire night. Puking. I went to bed at like 6 a.m. and I had started throwing up at like 10 p.m.

Another time, not long ago, was playing backyard football with some neighborhood guys. This one D-bag kept getting up in my face and eventually punched my throat. Was getting pretty worried because I couldn't breathe properly. Felt like I had a piece of paper in my throat or something. Oddly enough, my Adam's Apple seems smaller...

Another story from my 4 to 5 age was when I was playing with some smalll 3lb. weights. Swung them together and bashed both my thumbs and a pinky finger together. The skin underneath turned purple and my nails fell off. Was tender as b*#(h for a while.

But yeah, nothing like limb breaking or life threatening.