Mum And Porno: Plz Help!

No porn of your mum = Fail

Seriously though, just walk into whatever room she's in, do something normal, & see if she says anything.

because that'd be hypocritical considering she gave it to me.JackKnopff

Your mom gives you porn? :shock:

I don't know what to do. She found my whole stash, which I thought was safely hidden under my bed. Every mag, every book, every printed picture of lesbian action, discovered. I feel really dirty and, kinda, violated?

Like I presumed she knew I had porno but that she'd look for it? That's a shock. And she hasn't spoken to me since. I don't know guys. I know she's found it, because now it's gone, and I live alone with my mom so it couldn't have been anyone else.

How should I talk to her? Should I pretend it's not missing, or come straight out with an admission? I feel guilty for some reason. I know it's natural and stuff but, like,it's my mum.It's complicated. Like I don't think she should be angry with me for having it, because that'd be hypocritical considering she gave it to me.

JackKnopff

Saywhaaaa?!

I which I thought was safely hidden under my bed.JackKnopff

LoL

Well how do you feel kinda violated that she took it away? Or is it because she gave it to you and then took it away.. and she gave it to you? :|

Just ignore the situation and continue like nothing ever happened.. maybe she'll give you more in the future?

Whip it out.

The bouquet of roses that is

yeah she gave it to me guys, why?

and no, i feel violated mostly, umm... I dunno honestly. probably something to do with - I don't think she has the right to randomly burst in, get angry, and take my porno. I suppose she always knew I had it, so why is she angry now?

[QUOTE="JackKnopff"]I which I thought was safely hidden under my bed.Ricka-the-Rekka

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thats the worst place you could've hid it, too obvious

I don't think she has the right to randomly burst in, get angry, and take my porno.JackKnopff

I don't know what to do. She found my whole stash, which I thought was safely hidden under my bed. Every mag, every book, every printed picture of lesbian action, discovered. I feel really dirty and, kinda, violated?

Like I presumed she knew I had porno but that she'd look for it? That's a shock. And she hasn't spoken to me since. I don't know guys. I know she's found it, because now it's gone, and I live alone with my mom so it couldn't have been anyone else.

How should I talk to her? Should I pretend it's not missing, or come straight out with an admission? I feel guilty for some reason. I know it's natural and stuff but, like,it's my mum.It's complicated. Like I don't think she should be angry with me for having it, because that'd be hypocritical considering she gave it to me.

JackKnopff

You just walk up to her and say casually: "Mom, I need my porn back."

There's nothing wrong with porn, dude.

[QUOTE="JackKnopff"]I which I thought was safely hidden under my bed.Ricka-the-Rekka

LoL

seriously, who hides porn under their bed? thats so cliche'. Lemme school everyone here on Porn mangement:

1. NEVER HIDE IT UNDER YOUR BED! Thats the first place everyone looks.

2. DONT PUT IT IN A BOX! After the bed, they look under the box...so its a nono.

3. Try to keep all you porn digital. that way you can password lock it on your computer or hide the folder so your non-computer literate parents cant find it (unless your parents a reprogrammers then u r screwed!).

4. If you have physical porn, then i would suggest you put it sumwhere where that is relativeley open, so hide it behind the stack of history books on the bookshelf. that way the location isnt so hidden that sumone searching for your porn would look for it there, yet its hidden enough that no one would notice it and honestly, who randomly picks up a history book and starts reading?

Now if you get caught, you are screwed...either try to act like nothing happened and let it blow over or just be overt about it. Go to your parents and say "hey mom, have u seen my box of porn? cant find it." since you are so open about it, she will find it harder to yell at you. By being so open you have made the impression that she already knew about it that it isnt that big of a deal, thus she will feel a little silly making it into a big deal.

yeah she gave it to me guys, why?

and no, i feel violated mostly, umm... I dunno honestly. probably something to do with - I don't think she has the right to randomly burst in, get angry, and take my porno. I suppose she always knew I had it, so why is she angry now?

JackKnopff

First off... Why are you hiding the porn if she GAVE it to you???

Secondly... she knew you always had it because she GAVE it to you...

the hecks...

Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:DeeJayInphinity

yea... its almost as bad as the thread where this kid gave his gf two n64 games so he could pour hot butter on her...

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:Babugee

yea... its almost as bad as the thread where this kid gave his gf two n64 games so he could pour hot butter on her...

Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:DeeJayInphinity

You want to share porn with your dad? :P

Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:DeeJayInphinity

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:xSIZEMATTER

You want to share porn with your dad? :P

[QUOTE="Babugee"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:SuperSaiyanLink

yea... its almost as bad as the thread where this kid gave his gf two n64 games so he could pour hot butter on her...

i guess so.. that post DID occur like idk... 3 years ago...? 2005 ish i would say?? most likely september 17th too... around the PM time.. but who would remember that... tsh..

once my friends mum found his porn while i was there (he'd left it in his school bag), he just opened up IE and clicked a bookmark named 'evidence' and it was his sister doing porn. Epic.AS-All-Star

Seriously she has no right to take your porno away. Just walk up to her like a man and say:

"Mum, thats my porno! You have no right to take it away from me! If you want some buy your own or download, Ok?"

[QUOTE="Ricka-the-Rekka"]

[QUOTE="JackKnopff"]I which I thought was safely hidden under my bed.skullkrusher13

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thats the worst place you could've hid it, too obvious

I feel like making that facepalm thing took too much effort. Was it worth it?

[QUOTE="Babugee"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:SuperSaiyanLink

yea... its almost as bad as the thread where this kid gave his gf two n64 games so he could pour hot butter on her...

I thought it was ps2games?

[QUOTE="skullkrusher13"][QUOTE="Ricka-the-Rekka"]

[QUOTE="JackKnopff"]I which I thought was safely hidden under my bed.JackMcSexbeard

thats the worst place you could've hid it, too obvious

I feel like making that facepalm thing took too much effort. Was it worth it?

it was copy/paste, no effort.

[QUOTE="SuperSaiyanLink"][QUOTE="Babugee"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Fakest story ever. But one time my dad found one of my pornos and took it away from me.. he probably took it so he can enjoy it. :cry: Why can't we just share??!? :cry:Lonelynight

yea... its almost as bad as the thread where this kid gave his gf two n64 games so he could pour hot butter on her...

I thought it was ps2games?

i have the original documents... the ps2 game was so that she wouldnt cry anymore

[QUOTE="Ricka-the-Rekka"]

[QUOTE="JackKnopff"]I which I thought was safely hidden under my bed.skullkrusher13

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thats the worst place you could've hid it, too obvious

Omg, it's Picard!

Keep your porn digital my friend.

Heres a tricky little technique I learned from a guildy back in the wow days:

Hide your porn in your game files. Rename the files and slip them into a folder named something real fancy-like, they'll NEVER find it.

Apparently his parents were mean crazies, and all his siblings apparently would try bust in on him to see if he was making hand love, so he had to take some serious steps to insure that his one man love making went on uninterupted.

Personally, I can't be bothered downloading and just stream from safe sites, and then delete any traces of me going there... its my computer though so pretty much NO ONE uses it, and if they do use it I am there, making sure they don't fiddle with any of my crap.

yeah she gave it to me guys, why?

and no, i feel violated mostly, umm... I dunno honestly. probably something to do with - I don't think she has the right to randomly burst in, get angry, and take my porno. I suppose she always knew I had it, so why is she angry now?

JackKnopff

I would just out-right ask my mum where my porn is. My mum once found a porn movie on my USB stick and deleted it. I asked he if she knew anything about it (because my brother would just copy it onto his laptop and return it) and she said: "It's normal for boys of your age to look at porn, but please don't leave it on the USB stick."

Later that day I just downloaded the movie again and put it on my phone instead...

Like I don't think she should be angry with me for having it, because that'd be hypocritical considering she gave it to me.

JackKnopff

[QUOTE="JackKnopff"]

Like I don't think she should be angry with me for having it, because that'd be hypocritical considering she gave it to me.

nickkcin10

My mate's mum used to give him porn when he was 14-17. Another of my mate's, hid dad gives him porn and has done since he was about 12. I should really start hanging around with new people... Or my mate's parents...