Mum And Porno: Plz Help!

I remember there was this one guy I knew once. His dad thought he was gay and so he made him watch porn. :|

Btw anyone got a link to that N64, hot butter thread. :lol:

Sounds EPIC! (and erotic)

I remember there was this one guy I knew once. His dad thought he was gay and so he made him watch porn. :|

Btw anyone got a link to that N64, hot butter thread. :lol:

Sounds EPIC! (and erotic)

bradleybhoy

This happened to me once. At that time I was only 13-14.

The result was...............

She was putting all the magazine and videoes together arranging it nicely in the shelf for me..............

And I was shocked of what she did.

There are 2 options for you

1. Talk to her straightfully. It's normal for guys. She'll understand...(this depends on your age)

2. Keep quiet. Say nothing...and get new ones!!

Like people dont look under the bed for EVERYTHING when it goes missing or needs to be found.

your story is flawed, but thanks for trying

if she really took it, that means she's "reading" the mags herself. It's her stuff anyway, so stop complaining and buy your own

I don't know what to do. She found my whole stash, which I thought was safely hidden under my bed. Every mag, every book, every printed picture of lesbian action, discovered. I feel really dirty and, kinda, violated?

Like I presumed she knew I had porno but that she'd look for it? That's a shock. And she hasn't spoken to me since. I don't know guys. I know she's found it, because now it's gone, and I live alone with my mom so it couldn't have been anyone else.

How should I talk to her? Should I pretend it's not missing, or come straight out with an admission? I feel guilty for some reason. I know it's natural and stuff but, like,it's my mum.It's complicated. Like I don't think she should be angry with me for having it, because that'd be hypocritical considering she gave it to me.

JackKnopff

Dude, you don't make any sense!! IF your mum gave u the pron, why would she take it away??? I call shenanigans. I thought you were going to say that you were surfing and found your mom in a pron site....*sights*

Okay listen: STAY CALM> just go to your mom with a cold face and say: Mom, yesterday I still had my pornmagazines, I remember reading them, but now they are gone, do you happen to know where they at?

If you do this perfectly calm you rmother will only be astonished and might not even know how to reply.

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