My brother peed in the fridge.

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#1 Sandro909
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God damn it, my brothers are the weirdest sleepwalkers ever. My other one tried to pee in the oven a few years back. Luckily I was in the kitchen and in close enough proximity to yell WTF!@!!!1! and lunge at him. He woke up and freaked out. Just last night, the brother which this story talks about, walked up to the fridge, opened it, and just peed. By the time I got to him, the damage was done. I shook him and he appeared to be awake but he just stared blankly at me. I asked him WTF he was doing and he fell over. I have the weirdest family ever.
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#2 double_decker
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Remind me not to eat lunch at your place for a few days.:|
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#3 Karl319
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Good for him, you can make frozen pee-sickles now.
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#4 nintendofreak_2
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:lol:

That is one of the best stories I've heard.

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#5 SolidSnake35
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What's for dinner then?
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#6 Sim_genius
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Aww your family must be lovely...
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#7 RoflSponge
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I want peesickles :cry:
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#8 -WhiteSnake-
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LOL man thats soo awesome!! Good story lol
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#9 rohver
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lol kids can do funny stuff sometimes
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#10 queenfan66
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:lol:

That is one of the best stories I've heard.

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agreed :lol:

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#11 argos163
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Woah, frozen pee.
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#12 teh_destroyer
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Remind me not to eat lunch at your place for a few days.:|double_decker
you can come eat at my place :oops:
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#13 Creeping_Wolf
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Next time, just slam his weiner in the door. That should wake him up ;)
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#14 _Marisa_
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Are you sure they're not just trying to get revenge on your parents and blaming it on uncontrolled sleep walking?
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#15 Legacyoftain
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Lawl....great story..but I am gonna have to say your bro knew what he was doin lol...now if only there was a way I could fondle hot women in public and blame it on sleepwalking...hmmm

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#16 Sandro909
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I've decided to write a haiku about my unfortunate situation. *ahem*

Glistening urine,

In a place where food should be,

And I am helpless.

*plays violin sadly* :(

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#17 fax555241
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:lol: thats a awesome story.
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#18 Creeping_Wolf
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I've decided to write a haiku about my unfortunate situation. *ahem*

Glistening urine,

In a place where food should be,

And I am helpless.

*plays violin sadly* :(

Sandro909

Piss dripping slowly,

from the milk, eggs, and cheese. My

brother's cock to blame.

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#19 sprint_car_fan2
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hahaahaha this is funny...tell your bro good job
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#20 mosa922
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If he does that again, dont wake him up. When he wakes up the next morning give him some cereal with pee in it, it'll teach him a lesson.
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#21 double_decker
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you can come eat at my place :oops:teh_destroyer
How much beer did you get on your beer run? I hope alot if you are inviting me over:P
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#22 GFXBayleef
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[QUOTE="Sandro909"]

I've decided to write a haiku about my unfortunate situation. *ahem*

Glistening urine,

In a place where food should be,

And I am helpless.

*plays violin sadly* :(

Creeping_Wolf

Piss dripping slowly,

from the milk, eggs, and cheese. My

brother's cock to blame.

:lol: I loled.
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#23 pokeracc
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You should NOT wake someone who is sleepwalking.
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#24 Sandro909
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You should NOT wake someone who is sleepwalking.pokeracc

I learned this the hard way. He almost hit me with his ever continuous stream of golden whiz. :|

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#25 detroitpistons0
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LMAO!
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#26 sprint_car_fan2
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[QUOTE="pokeracc"]You should NOT wake someone who is sleepwalking.Sandro909

I learned this the hard way. He almost hit me. :|


How Old is your brother?
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#27 Sandro909
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[QUOTE="Sandro909"]

[QUOTE="pokeracc"]You should NOT wake someone who is sleepwalking.sprint_car_fan2

I learned this the hard way. He almost hit me. :|


How Old is your brother?

This one is 6, the one that almost peed in the oven is 13. And I'm 17 if it must be known. :oops:

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#28 Dopemonk736
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W T F

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#29 freakyzeeky1986
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Pissing in a freezer... That's a major WTF indeed :o
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#30 bebopoutlaw3gun
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My little brother was so afraid of the dark that he wouldn't leave his room to go to the bathroom...So he would **** in his sock drawer.
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#31 darkfox101
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say you were sleep walking whenyou pissed in his mouth.. anyways, best thread eva LOL
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#32 nintendo_ds_06
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whats for dinner? piss fingers or turkey pisslers? :|

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#33 drufeous
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I used to sleep walk alot when I was a kid. My dad woke me up once while I was peeing in the trashcan. My brother did it too a few years later. Strange.
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#34 tman93
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Oh yea? Along time ago my friend sleepwalked during a sleepover thing outside. We followed him half a mile where he climed up a playground set about20 feet highand peed down the slide. Then we woke him up.
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#35 nintendo_fan675
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Best Thread Ever :lol:

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#36 metallica_fan42
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His punishment should have been to eat everything he urinated on:twisted:

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#37 lobodob
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LOL I didn't know peeing was a habit of sleepwalkers while they're asleep :lol:, Excllent

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#38 -AK47-
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LOL!
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#39 SaintBlaze
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The thread title made me lol. :lol:
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#40 mumotuma_man
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dont make fun of him too badly.... same thing happened to me, only it was a laundry basket filled with clothes. my dad loves totell that story to eeeeveryone:-/

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#41 lugiemojeed
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yum pea pee
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#42 CheddarLimbo
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People say this a lot...too much, actually...but this thread is really truly, full of win.
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#43 deepdreamer256
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That's a great story! :lol:
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#44 NavigatorsGhost
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He probably had a couple of ambien.
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#45 queenfan66
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[QUOTE="double_decker"]Remind me not to eat lunch at your place for a few days.:|teh_destroyer
you can come eat at my place :oops:

im hugary, can i come over?
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#46 spazmaticmof0
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I didn't know that so many people pee when they sleep walk. I usually just walk around, I remember one time when I was little I slept walked down the stairs, luckly I didn't fall, and outside. I woke up the next day on my front lawn, I was like WTF, it reminded me of the movie Donnie Darko.
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#47 queenfan66
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i wonder what i would post on gamespot if i was sleep walking...

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#48 Sandro909
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People say this a lot...too much, actually...but this thread is really truly, full of win.CheddarLimbo

http://saturos.home.comcast.net/images/awesome.jpg

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#49 queenfan66
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i lol'd when i read this from wikipedia about sleep walking..

They may also exhibit behaviors which would be considered embarrassing, such as urinating in inappropriate places, trying to eat invisible foods, cleaning invisible counters, or even trying to bathe or engage in sexual intercourse.

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#50 steppinrazor88
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Sounds like good times growing up in your house!