God damn it, my brothers are the weirdest sleepwalkers ever. My other one tried to pee in the oven a few years back. Luckily I was in the kitchen and in close enough proximity to yell WTF!@!!!1! and lunge at him. He woke up and freaked out. Just last night, the brother which this story talks about, walked up to the fridge, opened it, and just peed. By the time I got to him, the damage was done. I shook him and he appeared to be awake but he just stared blankly at me. I asked him WTF he was doing and he fell over. I have the weirdest family ever.
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