My Favorite Movie Quote

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#1 KeyWii
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"Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho."

Bonus points for the person who knows the movie.
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#2 TobyA
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"Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho."

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KeyWii
is it a well known movie? how old is it?
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Hasta La Vista Baby ( The Terminator 2 )

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the ones in my sig and...form 25th hour:
[spoiler] Well, **** you, too. **** me, **** you, **** this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. SLOW THE **** DOWN! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron **** to jail for ****ING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that **** Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, J! **** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist **** everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! **** Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. **** Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. **** Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, ****ing **** **** my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. **** this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to ****ing ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. [/spoiler]
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"Say hello to my little friend " - Tony Montana - Scarface
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#7 KeyWii
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[QUOTE="KeyWii"]"Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho."

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TobyA
is it a well known movie? how old is it?

Very well known. Almost 20 years old. 1988 to be exact.
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"The names Bond, James Bond" - James Bond
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#9 Account_27
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Die Hard.

Edit: Which is, in my opinion, probably the best action movie ever to be made.
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#10 KeyWii
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Die Hard.Account_27
WINNER! I agree, it's my favorite action movie.
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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" - The French Guard - Monty Python: The Holy Grail
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I fart in your general direction.
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"You talkin' to me?" Tell me where is that from, directed by who, starring who, what year, and production number for a ticket to the bahamas.
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#15 KeyWii
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"You talkin' to me?" Tell me where is that from, directed by who, starring who, what year, and production number for a ticket to the bahamas.
EmilioDigsIt
Isn't that from Taxi Driver? Martin Scorsese. Robert De Niro, 1970ish.
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#16 Fortier
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"Groovy" from Evil Dead II. Of course, its not funny without seeing the context in which the line is stated.
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[QUOTE="Account_27"]Die Hard.KeyWii
WINNER! I agree, it's my favorite action movie.



DAMN! He beat me to it. Can I get a prize too?
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We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!!!! And...... 28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
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"Please, make me a real boy..."-A.I.
Something along those lines.
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#21 Private_Vegas
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Damn, someone beat me to the answer. Oh well, Die Hard was pretty great. My favourite quote is

"And there he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant that was never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die." From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

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#23 smallcaplegend
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my favorite quote would have to be from Blazing Saddles he goes "Where all the white woman at?!?"
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[QUOTE="EmilioDigsIt"]"You talkin' to me?" Tell me where is that from, directed by who, starring who, what year, and production number for a ticket to the bahamas.
KeyWii
Isn't that from Taxi Driver? Martin Scorsese. Robert De Niro, 1970ish.

Yes it is! Now the only problem is that I lied, so no tickets for you.
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"You're a ****ing idiot. Idiot! You know what? If you look up the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me"
"No, the definition of the word idiot-which is exactly what you are."
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Look below...
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#27 flclisfun
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"You're a ****ing idiot. Idiot! You know what? If you look up the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me"
"No, the definition of the word idiot-which is exactly what you are."
-Makaveli-
What movie is that from? It sounds familiar...
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#28 deactivated-5d78b683675c5
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"Goodbye sally"

"it's betty, you son of a pig, the name is betty"

Not my favorite quote but i like it, anyone know where it's from?

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#29 SolidSnake_108
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"Goodbye sally"

"it's betty, you son of a pig, the name is betty"

Not my favorite quote but i like it, anyone know where it's from?

dahwnpapaya
Kung Pow!!!
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From Man on Fire 

An old person says something like-
"In the church they tell us to forgive."
Creasy-"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."

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From Man on Fire

An old person says something like-
"In the church they tell us to forgive."
Creasy-"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."

brickbazooka05

They stole that quote from a famous general. By the way, I like your sig.
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God's your prankster, my boy.
                   Think of it. He gives man
                   instincts. He gives you this
                   extraordinary gift and then, I
                   swear to you -- for his own
                   amusement -- his own private,
                   cosmic gag reel -- he sets the
                   rules in opposition. It's the
                   goof of all time. Look but don't
                   touch. Touch but don't taste.
                   Taste but don't swallow. And
                   while you're jumping from one foot
                   to the other he's laughing his
                   sick **** ass off! He's a
                   tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's
                   an absentee landlord!
                          (incredulous)
                   Worship that? Never.

...My favorite speech.

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#33 StarFoxCOM
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I'm a real boy im a real boy Pihnoco

Or

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3USAgxa2PFg
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"Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!" Now you already know which movie that's from.
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Die Hard.

Edit: Which is, in my opinion, probably the best action movie ever to be made.
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I 2nd that.

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#37 gamelord2004
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Yippie Ki Yay motherf*****  (sp?)

                      - Die Hard
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It has to be     this   :P
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Good, bad..... I'm the guy with the gun." "Shpadoinkle!!!!!!!" If you can get all three references, I won't give you anything, but you do have a good taste in film.
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"Some Folks Call It A Sling Blade, I Call It A Kaiser Blade"
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Kung pow is thee best movie ever!!!
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He fixes the cable?
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"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."