My Friend Has Turned **** How Can I turn him back straight?

[QUOTE="Abigorus"]He hasn't changed. Treat him as you did before.Jesus-Halo-God

Dress up in green robes, and dance in front of him saying "TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOOH LIMPA!!"

He will be so repulsed that he'll never go homosexual again.

Unless, of course, he's into that sort of thing. . .which means you're in deep doo-doo.

[QUOTE="Abigorus"]He hasn't changed. Treat him as you did before.Jesus-Halo-God

People do have to buy clothes... If he does gay things" with you, tell him you are uncomfortable and tell him to stop. As for Hell... /shrug

[QUOTE="Abigorus"]He hasn't changed. Treat him as you did before.Jesus-Halo-God

Shopping for clothes won't get you into hell...in fact, if your christian, as long as it's not sexual, you can do it with him.

What if he wants to go shopping for clothes, and wants to do gay things with me? I can't do something like that because I don't want to go to Hell.
Jesus-Halo-God

Wow, just wow. You have to be kidding.

He's kidding right?

[QUOTE="Jesus-Halo-God"]

What if he wants to go shopping for clothes, and wants to do gay things with me? I can't do something like that because I don't want to go to Hell.
dhyce

Wow, just wow. You have to be kidding.

He's kidding right?

No, he made a similarly ignorant thread about Muslims who moved into his neighborhood.

[QUOTE="Beaman"]you cant -turn- homosexual, he was always that way.Jesus-Halo-God

So is there any cure? Like a medicene or something?

let him tickle your pickle...gorilazandgames

[QUOTE="Beaman"]you cant -turn- homosexual, he was always that way.Jesus-Halo-God

So is there any cure? Like a medicene or something?

Actually, there is one. But it's for you...

Homocil

He never "turned gay."

Just accept him for who he is, I mean, if the friendship actually matters to you then you will.

dhyce

Yes. This.

I love it how there is always someone thinking of what I was going to say :)

But my religion says gays will go to Hell and people who help gays will go to Hell as well. I am in a tight bind.Jesus-Halo-God

Change religion and avoid hell then?

Well if he's genuinely gay that's his right, and there's nothing else you can do about it.

If you can't be his friend because of that, well, you, sir, have the problem.

Well if he's genuinely gay that's his right, and there's nothing else you can do about it.

If you can't be his friend because of that, well, you, sir, have the problem.

Media_geek20

I have a question . Is he like queer gay ( excuse the language ) or he looks like a regular male ?

Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.quiglythegreat

Christ loves all humans equally.

Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.quiglythegreat

[QUOTE="tzar3"]

Uh... Beat him?

Just let em be. If you are his friend you will accept him for who he is.

Jesus-Halo-God

Wait....what? So those moronic fundies trying to turn gays straight are going to hell?

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.turgore

Christ loves all humans equally.

[QUOTE="Beaman"]you cant -turn- homosexual, he was always that way.Jesus-Halo-God

So is there any cure? Like a medicene or something?

Best post all night.

[QUOTE="turgore"]

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.quiglythegreat

Christ loves all humans equally.

No , that's the church . Didn't Christ say " When someone slaps you show them your other cheek " or " Love your enemies as you love your neighbors ,(but they aren't really enemies are they)"

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="turgore"]

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.turgore

Christ loves all humans equally.

No , that's the church . Didn't Christ say " When someone slaps you show them your other cheek " or " Love your enemies as you love your neighbors ,(but they aren't really enemies are they)"

[QUOTE="Abigorus"]He hasn't changed. Treat him as you did before.Jesus-Halo-God

I can't tell whether or not this is a joke topic, but for the sake of humanity I sure hope it is...megagene

I'd like to say that, but deep inside I really hope the TC is serious. :P

[QUOTE="Jesus-Halo-God"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]you cant -turn- homosexual, he was always that way.ninjacat11

So is there any cure? Like a medicene or something?

Best post all night.

[QUOTE="turgore"][QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="turgore"]

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.quiglythegreat

Christ loves all humans equally.

No , that's the church . Didn't Christ say " When someone slaps you show them your other cheek " or " Love your enemies as you love your neighbors ,(but they aren't really enemies are they)"

Fundamentalist much . It's people like you that made me loose my faith and become agnostic . Shame really.

[QUOTE="Jesus-Halo-God"][QUOTE="Abigorus"]He hasn't changed. Treat him as you did before.ninjacat11

Show me a picture of hell and I'll believe you. Where is CaptainJSparrow when you need him ?

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="turgore"][QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="turgore"]

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.turgore

Christ loves all humans equally.

No , that's the church . Didn't Christ say " When someone slaps you show them your other cheek " or " Love your enemies as you love your neighbors ,(but they aren't really enemies are they)"

Fundamentalist much . It's people like you that made me loose my faith and become agnostic . Shame really.

I think he's just being sarcastic.

[QUOTE="ninjacat11"][QUOTE="Jesus-Halo-God"][QUOTE="Abigorus"]He hasn't changed. Treat him as you did before.turgore

Show me a picture of hell and I'll believe you. Where is CaptainJSparrow when you need him ?

Fundamentalist much . It's people like you that made me loose my faith and become agnostic . Shame really.

turgore

[QUOTE="Jesus-Halo-God"][QUOTE="tzar3"]

Uh... Beat him?

Just let em be. If you are his friend you will accept him for who he is.

MM555

Christianity does NOT say gays go to hell. It says homosexuality is a sin, but so is lying, stealing, and cheating. As long as he has accepted Jesus than he will be fine. Don't worry about him

Which means no buttsecks.

[QUOTE="turgore"][QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="turgore"][QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="turgore"]

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]Make him take the love of Christ into his heart, rather than the gay love he has now.ninjacat11

Christ loves all humans equally.

No , that's the church . Didn't Christ say " When someone slaps you show them your other cheek " or " Love your enemies as you love your neighbors ,(but they aren't really enemies are they)"

Fundamentalist much . It's people like you that made me loose my faith and become agnostic . Shame really.

I think he's just being sarcastic.

[QUOTE="ninjacat11"][QUOTE="Jesus-Halo-God"][QUOTE="Abigorus"]He hasn't changed. Treat him as you did before.turgore

Show me a picture of hell and I'll believe you. Where is CaptainJSparrow when you need him ?

I think you quoted it wrong.

[QUOTE="turgore"]

Fundamentalist much . It's people like you that made me loose my faith and become agnostic . Shame really.

quiglythegreat

Oh noes ...the boogie man will get me .

Fool me once shame on you , fool me twice shame on me.