My Girlfriend saw my stuffed toy collection. She wasnt impressed.

Ok so my girlfriend said she wanted to some over to my house today, i said ya sure. I have this display of stuffed toys on the shelves of my rooms and its a pretty large collection, and im really proud of it. They range from mickey mice to hamburgers and all of them a specially handpicked by me. I didnt think it would be a big deal for her to see it because i believe in true love that a girl should love me for who i am. You know, as a kind of test.

When she came i led her to my room and eyed her discreetly, awaiting a response. When she laid eyes upon my beloved collection i saw a twisted contorted expression form on her face, then as though she thought of something she smiled and asked: "Your sister keeps her toys here huh? Your pretty kind too let her use your room like that." I corrected her by saying the collection is mine, a little annoyed. She laughed adn told me to quit joking i said it was real.When the truth began to sink in her eyes widened and she said "Thats pretty girly of you."

There was a awkward silence for a while. Then i manned up and told her she should love me for who i am. I saw her look in disgust at my milk bottle plush toy, then said she can pretend none of this happened if i disposed of the collection. Thats ridiculous! She cant tell me what i can or cant keep. I told her i cannot do that and she started screaming about how i love the collection more than her. She then picked up cushy bear and tore out one of his limbs.

It was then i realised. I did love my collection more than i love her. I lunged forward and elbowed her in the spleen. She screamed and grabbed random stuffed animals from the shelves, ripping them up like a savage werewolf. I screamed in rage and lunged again. This time, she was prepared, she dodged and landed a kick to my ankle. I fell on the cold hard floor. Then she tried to suffocate me with the torn bits of Fluffy the Sheep. "NOOOOOOO! Why have you turned against me ???!" I screamed in my head.

I tried to cry out, but it was no use, there was fluff in my mouth and no one was around. In a last ditch effort to esape from the madwoman, i did a palm smack i learned from Fight Science on her face. It worked, she fell back flat on the floor. Then a voice in my head cried "Finish Her!" and i did a curb stomp on instinct, and the battle was over.

I was actually taking this post seriously, until the ... "epic confrontation". :P

I happen to have two stuffed animals in my room, my girlfriend gave them to me, they're actually pretty cool. :P

Ok so my girlfriend said she wanted to some over to my house today, i said ya sure. I have this display of stuffed toys on the shelves of my rooms and its a pretty large collection, and im really proud of it. They range from mickey mice to hamburgers and all of them a specially handpicked by me. I didnt think it would be a big deal for her to see it because i believe in true love that a girl should love me for who i am. You know, as a kind of test.

When she came i led her to my room and eyed her discreetly, awaiting a response. When she laid eyes upon my beloved collection i saw a twisted contorted expression form on her face, then as though she thought of something she smiled and asked: "Your sister keeps her toys here huh? Your pretty kind too let her use your room like that." I corrected her by saying the collection is mine, a little annoyed. She laughed adn told me to quit joking i said it was real.When the truth began to sink in her eyes widened and she said "Thats pretty girly of you."

There was a awkward silence for a while. Then i manned up and told her she should love me for who i am. I saw her look in disgust at my milk bottle plush toy, then said she can pretend none of this happened if i disposed of the collection. Thats ridiculous! She cant tell me what i can or cant keep. I told her i cannot do that and she started screaming about how i love the collection more than her. She then picked up cushy bear and tore out one of his limbs.

It was then i realised. I did love my collection more than i love her. I lunged forward and elbowed her in the spleen. She screamed and grabbed random stuffed animals from the shelves, ripping them up like a savage werewolf. I screamed in rage and lunged again. This time, she was prepared, she dodged and landed a kick to my ankle. I fell on the cold hard floor. Then she tried to suffocate me with the torn bits of Fluffy the Sheep. "NOOOOOOO! Why have you turned against me ???!" I screamed in my head.

I tried to cry out, but it was no use, there was fluff in my mouth and no one was around. In a last ditch effort to esape from the madwoman, i did a palm smack i learned from Fight Science on her face. It worked, she fell back flat on the floor. Then a voice in my head cried "Finish Her!" and i did a curb stomp on instinct, and the battle was over.

Zerocrossings

"Finish her!"... was that a reference to Mortal Kombat or something? :lol:

And that was really funny, you've made my day hehe...

Pretty funny story, made me lol. Obviously a joke but still I'll add some insight.

I have some pretty questionable collections that women might find strange.

My large video game collection, for one but a lot of people have that today. My collection of legos from my childhood which I'm still proud of. Some of them are pretty awesome. Finally, there is my collection of magazines, primarily video games.

Every time I bring a girl over, I tend to mention it just so they don't question later. Honestly, they don't care. Guess they aren't weird enough for them to care.

Pretty funny story, made me lol. Obviously a joke but still I'll add some insight.

I have some pretty questionable collections that women might find strange.

My large video game collection, for one but a lot of people have that today. My collection of legos from my childhood which I'm still proud of. Some of them are pretty awesome. Finally, there is my collection of magazines, primarily video games.

Every time I bring a girl over, I tend to mention it just so they don't question later. Honestly, they don't care. Guess they aren't weird enough for them to care.

kayn83

Pretty good. I was expecting a Bel Air'd.foxhound_fox

Same here, but instead it ended in Epic Win.

Can i see a picture of the stuffed hamburger? Does it have a face on it or anything? What really happened instead of the confrontation? biggest_loser

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I was actually taking this post seriously, until the ... "epic confrontation". :P

I happen to have two stuffed animals in my room, my girlfriend gave them to me, they're actually pretty cool. :P

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