My Girlfriend's Breath Smells Really Bad... :(

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#1 Boogie_J
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I didn't really notice until I went in for a kiss while watching a movie. It hit me like a brick wall and completely turned me off. Her breath was real bad.... literally smells like raw egg or something..and completely turned me off :( I was considering breaking up with her but i'm probably making a big deal out of nothing. Should i just start offerring a piece of gum everytime we're out? I don't want to hurt her feelings she has real low self-esteem as it is... :(

How should I handle this? :question:

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#2 killalln00bs
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Buy her some breath mints.
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#4 kbubba92
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just tell her she needs to chew some gum or take a breath mint
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#5 CptJSparrow
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Tell her to cut it down to just two or three packs per day.
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#6 lycrof
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Get her to watch trogdor
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#7 DeeJayInphinity
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Buy her some mouth wash and one of those fancy electric brushes. After a couple of days, her breath should be normal.

You can also mask it by chewing gum yourself. Then its not as noticable because your gum combats her bad breath when you're making out with her.

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#8 Untitled182
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KILL HER...

...breath by offering a piece of gum or a tic tac when you hang out.

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I didn't really notice until I went in for a kiss while watching a movie. It hit me like a brick wall and completely turned me off. Her breath was real bad.... literally smells like raw egg or something..and completely turned me off :( I was considering breaking up with her but i'm probably making a big deal out of nothing. Should i just start offerring a piece of gum everytime we're out? I don't want to hurt her feelings she has real low self-esteem as it is... :(

How should I handle this? :question:

Boogie_J

:lol: owned! haha no seriously thats just an akward situation I wouldn't know how to handle it.

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#11 Hate_Squad
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Maybe she has a rotten tooth or something.Tell her that you have to go to the dentist one of these days cause you have a bad tooth and your mouth may begin to smell bad.Then tell her "why don't you go too?maybe you have some problems too which are unnoticable now but will become observable in the future:P".If she goes you are lucky,if she doesn't you arent
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#12 YPRikku
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You should obviously tell her...it will be difficult I'm sure....but you shouldnt really work around it by offering gum and mouthwash and stuff.
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#13 Harbadakus
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Tell her to lick to back of her hand or wrist, wait a few seconds then tell her to smell it. (found this out on this on TV)
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#16 perfect_chao
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Did it smell like tuna?B05T0N

thats sick

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#17 tevwalker13
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Buy her some mouth wash and one of those fancy electric brushes. After a couple of days, her breath should be normal.

You can also mask it by chewing gum yourself. Then its not as noticable because your gum combats her bad breath when you're making out with her.

DeeJayInphinity
:lol: that is a good idea, your gum and her bad breath must go to war everyday, who will win?
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#18 blazinpuertoroc
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LMAO!!! thats hilarious...reminded me of the one time by girlfriend burped right in my face with my mouth open...tasted like uncooked meat...but then again she ate a burger earlier =p but my girl is still hawt8)
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#19 Untitled182
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Seriously, tell her friend to tell her, but make sure your GF doesnt know you told her friend to say it. Then her friend would be like "no offense but your breath smells and i dont want you to ruin your time with your bf, so chew gum and brush your teeth or something." That might work.
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#20 TheHimura
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Kill it with fire.
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#21 tzar3
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I think I know why. :twisted:
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#22 Boogie_J
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Did it smell like tuna?B05T0N

I just got this

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#23 B05T0N
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Did it smell like tuna?perfect_chao

thats sick


Well I'm glad someone understood what I meant...
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#25 DJ-Lafleur
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Maybe she ate something with a bad stench before watching the movie with you?

I don't know though, just a thought.

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#26 Untitled182
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[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Did it smell like tuna?B05T0N

I just got this


:D:D

God damn I hate tuna, Im bringing Lysol when its my first time.

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#27 MgamerBD
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Kill her its the only way:twisted:.
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#28 hittin
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You have to realise, you're not 6 months old anymore, you are a man (yes?), and you have the right to tell her that her breath smells bad.

Tell her you want to save her the embarrassment of someone insulting her.

That should score you some points.

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#29 kyleali11
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Buy a pack of gum, then tell her that they taste really good, and offer one to her.
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#30 Film-Guy
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punch her in the mouth:|
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#31 rcignoni
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Offer her a piece of GOOD SMELLING GUM, and ALWAYS keep some on your person. Gum can also help because you can play with it while making out. ^^
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#32 -KinGz-
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punch her in the mouth:|Film-Guy
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:lol:!!! this is hilarious!!!

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#33 hittin
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By the way, from the looks of it, if you don't like the smell of fish, get ready for a whole new level of bad smell.
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#34 Treblemaka
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Wow. If it annoys you tell her about it. Then tell her to brush her teeth or something, bcuz if she can't get her oral hygiene together then her other "areas" that you maybe interested in are probably going to make you throw up.
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#35 rcignoni
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By the way, from the looks of it, if you don't like the smell of fish, get ready for a whole new level of bad smell.hittin
But it should prepare you, because when you smell you're basically... Well, find out on your own.
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#36 Shiggums
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Well maybe this'll teach ya that r**jobs are not exactly so fun afterwards...ew.
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#37 L8erSquare
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Carry mints with you, have one then offer her one, if she sees you have one she wont think much of it, and most likely take one 8)
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#39 Cheese_Wow
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just start chewing some gum....then offer her a piece.

if she accepts...wait 1 min.

if she declines....well, just hope that your chewing gum counters her bad breath like the other guy said.

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#40 thelastguy
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Just tell her, it would hurt her more in the end if she found out,
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#41 L8erSquare
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[QUOTE="perfect_chao"]

[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Did it smell like tuna?B05T0N

thats sick


Well I'm glad someone understood what I meant...

:oOMG your nasty!:o

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#42 Kritical_Strike
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You must be pretty shallow to break up with her over something like this. Just casually pick up some gum and say "want some?" If your lucky she'll take some.

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Mint chocolate ice cream.
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#44 megagene
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Eat a couple raw cloves of garlic just before you see her next and then go in for a kiss. That'll learn her. :x
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#45 SouthernPride10
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I didn't really notice until I went in for a kiss while watching a movie. It hit me like a brick wall and completely turned me off. Her breath was real bad.... literally smells like raw egg or something..and completely turned me off :( I was considering breaking up with her but i'm probably making a big deal out of nothing. Should i just start offerring a piece of gum everytime we're out? I don't want to hurt her feelings she has real low self-esteem as it is... :(

How should I handle this? :question:

Boogie_J

at least youre not making out with one of the chicks from the 2 girls 1 cup vid :P

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#46 bobaban
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You must be pretty shallow to break up with her over something like this. Just casually pick up some gum and say "want some?" If your lucky she'll take some.

Kritical_Strike

Yea its really not hard to do. Have a piece for yourself and offer her some, she wont think anything of it.

LOL at the tuna remarks. And yes there are worse smelling things from a girl other than her breath,

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#47 Untitled182
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[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

I didn't really notice until I went in for a kiss while watching a movie. It hit me like a brick wall and completely turned me off. Her breath was real bad.... literally smells like raw egg or something..and completely turned me off :( I was considering breaking up with her but i'm probably making a big deal out of nothing. Should i just start offerring a piece of gum everytime we're out? I don't want to hurt her feelings she has real low self-esteem as it is... :(

How should I handle this? :question:

SouthernPride10

at least youre not making out with one of the chicks from the 2 girls 1 cup vid :P

WHY THE **** AM I HEARING THIS EVERYWHERE NOW?!

Dammit, this kid doesnt shut up about it in my gym class. Its horrible.

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#48 rcignoni
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[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

I didn't really notice until I went in for a kiss while watching a movie. It hit me like a brick wall and completely turned me off. Her breath was real bad.... literally smells like raw egg or something..and completely turned me off :( I was considering breaking up with her but i'm probably making a big deal out of nothing. Should i just start offerring a piece of gum everytime we're out? I don't want to hurt her feelings she has real low self-esteem as it is... :(

How should I handle this? :question:

SouthernPride10

at least youre not making out with one of the chicks from the 2 girls 1 cup vid :P

-throws up all over the monitor-
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#49 Setsa
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Drink really hot hot chocolate or coffee before u make out, then u won t have any sense of taste or feeling X)
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#50 RHCP87
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Tell her that you have this strange fetish that has to do with brushing your teeth.