My house is filled with giant scorpions

My house is overrun by massive scorpions and i locked myself in the only safe room in my house, plz help!

This sounds like a really crap sequel to Snakes on a Plane...

Kill Them With Fire...

Kill Them With Fire...

ps3wizard45

That makes them stronger

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Kill Them With Fire...

gatorteen

That makes them stronger

Purge them with holy fire :P

[QUOTE="ps3wizard45"]

Kill Them With Fire...

gatorteen

That makes them stronger

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[QUOTE="ps3wizard45"]

Kill Them With Fire...

doanm

That makes them stronger

Purge them with holy fire :P

You have to fill out an application to before you can be approved for holy fire, andit takes like 6 months for the application tobe processed.

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That makes them stronger

gatorteen

Purge them with holy fire :P

You have to fill out an application to before you can be approved for holy fire, andit takes like 6 months for the application tobe processed.

no pics :(

Stomp the big ones, eat the small ones, and release the medium ones to the wild. Actually, I have that wrong...Eat the big ones, stomp the medium ones, and let the small ones sting you. I think that's right. FragStains

no pics :(

MJPK

This sounds like a really crap sequel to Snakes on a Plane...

bangell99

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no pics :(

Napster06

My house is overrun by massive scorpions and i locked myself in the only safe room in my house, plz help!

HenNut

So you come to a video game forum and ask for help? :lol:

This sounds like a really crap sequel to Snakes on a Plane...

bangell99

What this guy said!

Still trapped, fire doesn't work, and they'are too big too eat... :cry:

Still trapped, fire doesn't work, and they'are too big too eat... :cry:

HenNut

Thats crazy, so crazy it may just work!

Play dead! It might just work! You have brothers siters parents wait for them to come home theyll eat them instead and leave!

Ghostbusters!

No really just call like the police or something, fire department. Emergency pest controL? i have no idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7IsnS7csSQ&feature=related

Call these guys, they should be able to help

Guys, it's already too late.

These scorpions are big enough to eat those owls!

Stomp the big ones, eat the small ones, and release the medium ones to the wild. Actually, I have that wrong...Eat the big ones, stomp the medium ones, and let the small ones sting you. I think that's right. FragStains

Pretty good idea.

These scorpions are big enough to eat those owls!

HenNut

Shopping List:

-Owls

-Steroids

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1 or the 2 things

1: Go to the store, by 25 cans of Rauid, plastic bags, and duct tape. Use the trash bags and duct tape to seal up ur windows and doors. You stay in side while they're all sealed up. EVERY DOOR AND WINDOW! You can't leave out. Fully spray all 25 cans of raid, Scorpions = dead.

2: It's not your house anymore, leave. It's the scorpions house now.

This sounds like a really crap sequel to Snakes on a Plane...

bangell99

flip them on their back and hit them in their weak spot for massive damage...

My house is overrun by massive scorpions and i locked myself in the only safe room in my house, plz help!

HenNut

They're just scorpians, just walk away slowly.

As long as you have another heart container left, you'll be OK. Just walk out and let them kill you. You'll respawn in front of your house. Go to your neighbors and call the exterminator.

This is probably the opportunity of a lifetime! I'd make the best use of it. First, I'd start by finding the alpha male of the group. Once you've beaten him in an arm/claw wrestling match, you'll have won over the entire clan. Then the domestication begins. You can offer rides to the children, and if you're really wanting to make some quick cash, begin milking the venom glands of your new-found friends, add a 1b of sugar per ounce of the venom, add some unnatural carbonation, and you could market it as a energy drink.

Eat them. I'm sure they are full of protein.