my lil sister is "growing" and im not ready to see her all gown up.

you see,my younger sister is 12 years old.....and she has "grown" up.......and the thoughts of her attending high school and having........those things......make me scared....just thinking of all the perverts out there just shivers me.....

i mean,for god sakes....when i start thinking of all the pervertive things i thought abt it makes me sacred even morE~! worst of all......shes growing big......as in....BIG. not by size.....but her bra size.....

:(

help me OT. how can i be a brother who protects her sister witout being over-protective??? i just cnt imagine her grown up after watching over her when she was a skinny lil girl......

When her boyfriends walk into the house, and she introduces them to you, always have your gun out and be cleaning it.

"Hey pose, this is Rob"

"Oh, sorry, I was just cleaning my gun, nice to meet you though robert"

If you have no gun, or cleaning kit, then you can always befriend her boyfriend and totally ruin the relationship.

*touches groin*

So... how big are they?

I would suggest you read "Porphyria's Lover" by Robert Browning. It may be rather insightful.

just kidding!

In all honesty, there really isn't too much you can do except subtly, almost Illuminati-esque-ly, steering her away from bad people.

Interrogate any guy she becomes involved with. Use your own judgement of whether you should kick his ass or not.Kritical_Strike

and end up having her hate me././.....yeah.....thats gonna work....

I would suggest you read "Porphyria's Lover" by Robert Browning. It may be rather insightful.

just kidding!

In all honesty, there really isn't too much you can do except subtly, almost Illuminati-esque-ly, steering her away from bad people.

thepwninator

the thing is......its almost impossible these days.....every girl wants either a Gangster or an Emo guy...or any other kinda guy.....but their all the same.....sex minded...like me.....damn,now i know how it feels...

[QUOTE="Kritical_Strike"]Interrogate any guy she becomes involved with. Use your own judgement of whether you should kick his ass or not.my-big-pose

and end up having her hate me././.....yeah.....thats gonna work....

Who cares if she hates you, it's for her own good in the end.

When her boyfriends walk into the house, and she introduces them to you, always have your gun out and be cleaning it.

"Hey pose, this is Rob"

"Oh, sorry, I was just cleaning my gun, nice to meet you though robert"

If you have no gun, or cleaning kit, then you can always befriend her boyfriend and totally ruin the relationship.

ElArab

I've found that a knife works just as good. Not as intimidating, but when you go to shake their hands you stick the knife out first. Always makes them jump.

You have summoned /b/ me thinks.

[QUOTE="thepwninator"]

I would suggest you read "Porphyria's Lover" by Robert Browning. It may be rather insightful.

just kidding!

In all honesty, there really isn't too much you can do except subtly, almost Illuminati-esque-ly, steering her away from bad people.

my-big-pose

the thing is......its almost impossible these days.....every girl wants either a Gangster or an Emo guy...or any other kinda guy.....but their all the same.....sex minded...like me.....damn,now i know how it feels...

Not all girls want a gangster or emo guy, but those that do not are few and far between, and are often very difficult to win the favor of. You need to make sure she becomes one of those people. Use your big-brotherly influence to talk to her about morality and, more importantly, how gangsters and emos suck.

Or you could just get her to start playing D&D. That'll ensure that NO ONE will ever like her :)

I kinda know how you feel.

I have 2 nieces and I always get paranoid that there are some sick pedophiles out there trying to get them.

*touches groin*

So... how big are they?

Quadrifoglio

Do you feel you will become sexually attracted to her.

That's cool.

Do you feel you will become sexually attracted to her.

That's cool.

MoonSpoon

like I always say "keep it in the family":)

so wait you check out your sisters boobs?:|Turbopre08

[QUOTE="Turbopre08"]so wait you check out your sisters boobs?:|freek666

Um if they're growing as big as he says they are you kinda can't miss em. I've seen my older sisters boobs alot but I'm just like "God can you cover those damn things up! Yeesh!"

you see,my younger sister is 12 years old.....and she has "grown" up.......and the thoughts of her attending high school and having........those things......make me scared....just thinking of all the perverts out there just shivers me.....

i mean,for god sakes....when i start thinking of all the pervertive things i thought abt it makes me sacred even morE~! worst of all......shes growing big......as in....BIG. not by size.....but her bra size.....

:(

help me OT. how can i be a brother who protects her sister witout being over-protective??? i just cnt imagine her grown up after watching over her when she was a skinny lil girl......

my-big-pose

[QUOTE="freek666"][QUOTE="Turbopre08"]so wait you check out your sisters boobs?:|KrunkMastaX

Um if they're growing as big as he says they are you kinda can't miss em. I've seen my older sisters boobs alot but I'm just like "God can you cover those damn things up! Yeesh!"

why would you tell her to cover them UP! their made for displaying

[QUOTE="freek666"][QUOTE="Turbopre08"]so wait you check out your sisters boobs?:|KrunkMastaX

Um if they're growing as big as he says they are you kinda can't miss em. I've seen my older sisters boobs alot but I'm just like "God can you cover those damn things up! Yeesh!"

[QUOTE="freek666"][QUOTE="Turbopre08"]so wait you check out your sisters boobs?:|KrunkMastaX

Um if they're growing as big as he says they are you kinda can't miss em. I've seen my older sisters boobs alot but I'm just like "God can you cover those damn things up! Yeesh!"

The key word there is older. His sister is younger. And I do agree, sometimes you cant help but notice. But it would be creepy if he somehow knew what the exact size is.

Oh forbidden love. Such a strange thing.

Pics or no proof

Totally kidding of course

[QUOTE="freek666"][QUOTE="Turbopre08"]so wait you check out your sisters boobs?:|KrunkMastaX

Um if they're growing as big as he says they are you kinda can't miss em. I've seen my older sisters boobs alot but I'm just like "God can you cover those damn things up! Yeesh!"

Follow her around and heatbutt everyone that comes within a five foot radius of her.

What could possibly go wrong?

Follow her around and heatbutt everyone that comes within a five foot radius of her.

What could possibly go wrong?

SmashBrosLegend

Just watch her back and make sure the guy she goes out with meets you atleast once...give him the look "If you mess with her, I'll make you retarded" !

Dont make your sis feel you want to take control of her life...talk to her and explain that you are just looking after her and wont interfere too much. I respect/love you but I am worried about you...be careful :)

why would you tell her to cover them UP! their made for displaying

Turbopre08

Not to me. Thats just gross. :|

... pics or it didnt happenzero9167

Lol besides the fact that I don't have any pics like that she'd kill me if I posted any of her on the internet. :P

The key word there is older. His sister is younger. And I do agree, sometimes you cant help but notice. But it would be creepy if he somehow knew what the exact size is.

freek666

Lol oh I don't know what the exact size is. Neither do I wish to. But yeah if he did that would indeed be creepy.

I need pics for Scientific investigations.
club-sandwich

Access denied.

[QUOTE="club-sandwich"]I need pics for Scientific investigations.
KrunkMastaX

Access denied.

Reminds me of that episode of The Fresh Prince.... I suggest you watch it ;) zakkro

Carlton - "she's hot.......she's....."

Will - "Your sister!"

Carlton - *screams in a high pitched voice*

[QUOTE="zakkro"]Reminds me of that episode of The Fresh Prince.... I suggest you watch it ;) martialbullet

Carlton - "she's hot.......she's....."

Will - "Your sister!"

Carlton - *screams in a high pitched voice*

Lol I remember that episode.

Ill look after your big breasted sister if you want, i dont mind :)xbox3604lyf

[QUOTE="SmashBrosLegend"]

Follow her around and heatbutt everyone that comes within a five foot radius of her.

What could possibly go wrong?

blackngold29

you see,my younger sister is 12 years old.....and she has "grown" up.......and the thoughts of her attending high school and having........those things......make me scared....just thinking of all the perverts out there just shivers me.....

i mean,for god sakes....when i start thinking of all the pervertive things i thought abt it makes me sacred even morE~! worst of all......shes growing big......as in....BIG. not by size.....but her bra size.....

my-big-pose

LOL, I'm suprised nobody has commented on how hilariously worded this is.

Including the title of this thread, he brings "it" up 6 times!!

And I love how he doesn't quite say it the whole time and then he just comes out and says "bra size" hahaha

Oh and the underlined part...wtf?!?! First of all, it's weird enough he's thinking about perveted stuff in the 1st place, but to think up so much you have to include the word "all"!?!? I don't even want to know what that consists of...

ummm....