she found a condom in my jacket pocket,then he come busting up in my room and start saying " what i told you about sex"? Now here is the weird part she ask me" are you pregnant?" and im a guy lol
she found a condom in my jacket pocket,then he come busting up in my room and start saying " what i told you about sex"? Now here is the weird part she ask me" are you pregnant?" and im a guy loltopstunna8732
If your mom's a he, you could easily be able to get pregnant.
if she asked you if you were pregnant then I dont think weird is the word I would you to describe her
VendettaRed07
lol idk when she ask me the question it sounded it like she said it by mistake but she just walked out the room and didnt say nothing, so i just continued playing xbox
Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child. It's not uncommon for me to hear from couples "we're pregnant". So your mom probably used that same phrase and made it singular since she's just talking to you.
if she asked you if you were pregnant then I dont think weird is the word I would you to describe her
topstunna8732
lol idk when she ask me the question it sounded it like she said it by mistake but she just walked out the room and didnt say nothing, so i just continued playing xbox What game?
my mom found a condom in my room when i was going out with my last girlfriend. the funny thing is me and her never had sex, and i actually forgot i even had that condom.
then when i bought some a little while ago, she saw the receipt to it and confronted me about it, i don't really think she cares that i was having sex, she was just like "are you having casual sex? just be careful that you don't get your feelings hurt or don't hurt any girls' feelings"
Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child.groovdafied
[QUOTE="groovdafied"]Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child.th3warr1or
[QUOTE="groovdafied"]Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child.th3warr1or
[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="groovdafied"]Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child.Lto_thaG
if she asked you if you were pregnant then I dont think weird is the word I would you to describe her
Lto_thaG
lol idk when she ask me the question it sounded it like she said it by mistake but she just walked out the room and didnt say nothing, so i just continued playing xbox What game? red dead redemption
[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"][QUOTE="topstunna8732"] lol idk when she ask me the question it sounded it like she said it by mistake but she just walked out the room and didnt say nothing, so i just continued playing xboxtopstunna8732
What game? red dead redemption Damn...I can't seem to find a link between Red Dead Redemption and you being pregnant.
[QUOTE="topstunna8732"] red dead redemptiontopstunna8732
Damn...I can't seem to find a link between Red Dead Redemption and you being pregnant. well cowboys can get grabby lol Are you saying you've been grabbed by a cowboy?
[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="groovdafied"]Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child.Lto_thaG
No offense, but I dont think your natural language is english is it? Or else your grammar is horrible. Again dont take it personal. Its just when you see a double negative it screams bad grammar.
No offense, but I dont think your natural language is english is it? Or else your grammar is horrible. Again dont take it personal. Its just when you see a double negative it screams bad grammar.
TehSupaBeatz
My natural language is something along the lines of "uga, uga, oooooooooo" and then came along modern society... They taught me this stupid nonsense called English...
No offense, but I dont think your natural language is english is it? Or else your grammar is horrible. Again dont take it personal. Its just when you see a double negative it screams bad grammar.
TehSupaBeatz
well i dont watch how i speak when im on the internet lol
No offense, but I dont think your natural language is english is it? Or else your grammar is horrible. Again dont take it personal. Its just when you see a double negative it screams bad grammar.
topstunna8732
well i dont watch how i speak when im on the internet lolya on the intanet propa communications isnt imporant long as you can r3ad what i saying
No offense, but I dont think your natural language is english is it? Or else your grammar is horrible. Again dont take it personal. Its just when you see a double negative it screams bad grammar.
topstunna8732
well i dont watch how i speak when im on the internet lol
well its not normal for someone to use a double negative, ever.
[QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"]Pics or it didn't happen. And no offense, but if she asked you if were pregnant then wow, you're mom's not so far up on the common sense scale. so u expect me to take pics of something that randomly happen? like i told the other guy she most likely said it by mistake by the way she was stuttering and **** It was a mistake just let it rock and forget about it
No offense, but I dont think your natural language is english is it? Or else your grammar is horrible. Again dont take it personal. Its just when you see a double negative it screams bad grammar.
TehSupaBeatz
well i dont watch how i speak when im on the internet lol
well its not normal for someone to use a double negative, ever.
ok cool to know, but im still not going to talk proper in the internet lol like seriously why bother? i only watch how i talk or write in school or if im around people in the real
[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="groovdafied"]Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child.groovdafied
That's deep. That's what she said... :| No that's what HE said.
[QUOTE="topstunna8732"] well i dont watch how i speak when im on the internet loltopstunna8732
well its not normal for someone to use a double negative, ever.
ok cool to know, but im still not going to talk proper in the internet lol like seriously why bother? i only watch how i talk or write in school or if im around people in the real
why bother? hmmm... maybe cause its not that hard to speak proper on the internet. Seriously... I dont understand why people cant just type like how they would write, its not like it is going to save you so much more time. Plus even if its the internet people use your grammar as a way to see your intelligence. Lastly who even says "she didnt even say nothing."
[QUOTE="topstunna8732"] well i dont watch how i speak when im on the internet loltopstunna8732
well its not normal for someone to use a double negative, ever.
ok cool to know, but im still not going to talk proper in the internet lol like seriously why bother? i only watch how i talk or write in school or if im around people in the realBecause this is an internet forum and not an instant messaging program?
well its not normal for someone to use a double negative, ever.
TehSupaBeatz
ok cool to know, but im still not going to talk proper in the internet lol like seriously why bother? i only watch how i talk or write in school or if im around people in the real
why bother? hmmm... maybe cause its not that hard to speak proper on the internet. Seriously... I dont understand why people cant just type like how they would write, its not like it is going to save you so much more time. Plus even if its the internet people use your grammar as a way to see your intelligence. Lastly who even says "she didnt even say nothing."
i dont care what people think over the internet, my average in school is a 96 and i earned could have graduated in January but i choose not 2 becuz i want to be with my friends when i graduate. i take school seriously and the way i talk seriously. u want me to speak intelligently to people who i will probably never speak 2 again? Wow then u spend 2 much time on this thing then
[QUOTE="topstunna8732"] ok cool to know, but im still not going to talk proper in the internet lol like seriously why bother? i only watch how i talk or write in school or if im around people in the realtopstunna8732
why bother? hmmm... maybe cause its not that hard to speak proper on the internet. Seriously... I dont understand why people cant just type like how they would write, its not like it is going to save you so much more time. Plus even if its the internet people use your grammar as a way to see your intelligence. Lastly who even says "she didnt even say nothing."
i dont care what people think over the internet, my average in school is a 96 and i earned could have graduated in January but i choose not 2 becuz i want to be with my friends when i graduate. i take school seriously and the way i talk seriously. u want me to speak intelligently to people who i will probably never speak 2 again? Wow then u spend 2 much time on this thing then
[QUOTE="topstunna8732"][QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"]Pics or it didn't happen. And no offense, but if she asked you if were pregnant then wow, you're mom's not so far up on the common sense scale. so u expect me to take pics of something that randomly happen? like i told the other guy she most likely said it by mistake by the way she was stuttering and **** It was a mistake just let it rock and forget about it You don't use the internet very often do you?
[QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"][QUOTE="topstunna8732"][QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"]Pics or it didn't happen. And no offense, but if she asked you if were pregnant then wow, you're mom's not so far up on the common sense scale. so u expect me to take pics of something that randomly happen? like i told the other guy she most likely said it by mistake by the way she was stuttering and **** It was a mistake just let it rock and forget about it You don't use the internet very often do you? Not as much as some of these people I will tell you that much.
[QUOTE="topstunna8732"][QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"][QUOTE="topstunna8732"] so u expect me to take pics of something that randomly happen? like i told the other guy she most likely said it by mistake by the way she was stuttering and **** It was a mistake just let it rock and forget about it You don't use the internet very often do you? Not as much as some of these people I will tell you that much. Ahh I figured as much.
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