• 74 results
  • 1
  • 2

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for Toriko42
Toriko42

27562

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 45

User Lists: 0

#51 Toriko42
Member since 2006 • 27562 Posts
My mom asks me the same thing everyday
Avatar image for TehFuneral
TehFuneral

8237

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#53 TehFuneral
Member since 2007 • 8237 Posts

lol, at the above 2 comments...

Avatar image for Suzy_Q_Kazoo
Suzy_Q_Kazoo

9899

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#54 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
Member since 2010 • 9899 Posts

[QUOTE="topstunna8732"]she found a condom in my jacket pocket,then he come busting up in my room and start saying " what i told you about sex"? Now here is the weird part she ask me" are you pregnant?" and im a guy lolTSNAKE617


If your mom's a he, you could easily be able to get pregnant.

Hahaha! XD She probably meant if you got a girl pregnant, but since she was pissed it came out kinda off :P
Avatar image for VaguelyTagged
VaguelyTagged

10702

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#55 VaguelyTagged
Member since 2009 • 10702 Posts

move to another mom

Avatar image for Solid_Tango
Solid_Tango

8609

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#56 Solid_Tango
Member since 2009 • 8609 Posts
I think the TC should go to the doctor and check out if hes pregnant or not
Avatar image for marcthpro
marcthpro

7927

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 24

User Lists: 0

#57 marcthpro
Member since 2003 • 7927 Posts

if solid_tango think it serious then go to it now what ur waiting for he gonna examinate ur prostate !

Avatar image for DabsTight703
DabsTight703

1966

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#58 DabsTight703
Member since 2008 • 1966 Posts

my mom found a condom in my room when i was going out with my last girlfriend. the funny thing is me and her never had sex, and i actually forgot i even had that condom.

then when i bought some a little while ago, she saw the receipt to it and confronted me about it, i don't really think she cares that i was having sex, she was just like "are you having casual sex? just be careful that you don't get your feelings hurt or don't hurt any girls' feelings"

needled24-7
Your sig syncs so well with hardcore trance music (gabber).
Avatar image for Xx_Hopeless_xX
Xx_Hopeless_xX

16562

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#59 Xx_Hopeless_xX
Member since 2009 • 16562 Posts

Wait what? :?...

Avatar image for GazaAli
GazaAli

25216

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#60 GazaAli
Member since 2007 • 25216 Posts
[QUOTE="groovdafied"]Well, that's not really a weird question...since in the human race it takes a female and a male to conceive a child. If you had sex with a female, and she becomes pregnant with your love child, metaphorically you are both pregnant with a child.th3warr1or
That's deep.

indeed.
Avatar image for entropyecho
entropyecho

22053

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#61 entropyecho
Member since 2005 • 22053 Posts

Tell her you were, but you got an abortion; that should smooth things over.

Avatar image for GazaAli
GazaAli

25216

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#62 GazaAli
Member since 2007 • 25216 Posts
Never, I'm not giving up the child, are you a monster?
Avatar image for coolbeans90
coolbeans90

21305

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#63 coolbeans90
Member since 2009 • 21305 Posts

TC, I'd say that due to the fact that you, a dood, got preggers, that you are far weirder than your mom. Just sayin'

Avatar image for tocklestein2005
tocklestein2005

5532

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#64 tocklestein2005
Member since 2008 • 5532 Posts

Tell her you were, but you got an abortion; that should smooth things over.

entropyecho
lol....this.
Avatar image for MgamerBD
MgamerBD

17550

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#65 MgamerBD
Member since 2006 • 17550 Posts
lol...TC has a mangina
Avatar image for Vadislav
Vadislav

199

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#66 Vadislav
Member since 2009 • 199 Posts

If my son was pregnant i'd be angry as well :x

Joshywaa
Confused and Angry!
Avatar image for soulless4now
soulless4now

41388

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#67 soulless4now
Member since 2003 • 41388 Posts

Maybe she thinks you're the second pregnant man.

Avatar image for True_Chaos_UK
True_Chaos_UK

2570

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#68 True_Chaos_UK
Member since 2010 • 2570 Posts

You sure your a dude, maybe your mom knows something you don't.

Avatar image for sukraj
sukraj

27859

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 22

User Lists: 0

#69 sukraj
Member since 2008 • 27859 Posts

Is it a boy or girl.

Avatar image for T_REX305
T_REX305

11304

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#70 T_REX305
Member since 2010 • 11304 Posts

if a guy was pregnant were would the baby pop out? :lol:

Avatar image for S1MSTA
S1MSTA

1624

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 108

User Lists: 0

#71 S1MSTA
Member since 2008 • 1624 Posts
she found a condom in my jacket pocket,then he come busting up in my room and start saying " what i told you about sex"? Now here is the weird part she ask me" are you pregnant?" and im a guy loltopstunna8732
Whys ur mum a a man?
Avatar image for gubrushadow
gubrushadow

2735

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#72 gubrushadow
Member since 2009 • 2735 Posts
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Avatar image for deactivated-6224e9178325f
deactivated-6224e9178325f

1556

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#73 deactivated-6224e9178325f
Member since 2009 • 1556 Posts

more like uneducated, how can she not know that it's the girl that gets pregnant... maybe your father birthed you :O

Avatar image for deactivated-6224e9178325f
deactivated-6224e9178325f

1556

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#74 deactivated-6224e9178325f
Member since 2009 • 1556 Posts

if a guy was pregnant were would the baby pop out? :lol:

T_REX305

You don't want to know. :shock:

Avatar image for gubrushadow
gubrushadow

2735

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#75 gubrushadow
Member since 2009 • 2735 Posts
wait , how we are sure what you're saying is true ??