My mum threw a sponge at my face...

Well it was about 10:00pm and my mum started getting angry and telling me to get ready for school the next day so i told her calmly not to start yelling at me and getting angry over nothing like she usually does. So then she throws a sponge at my face! i just reacted by picking up the sponge opening the door to the backyard and throwing the sponge out.

Has anyone elses mum done something crazy like this?

I dislike being used as a weapon :xDrSponge

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]I dislike being used as a weapon :x-Sun_Tzu-

Some idiot gave us a foam rock that looks like a chunk of bluestone, and one day she came in and said "catch!" and threw it hard. See, I didn't know that we had this at the time and I thought she was chucking a real piece of blue stone at me. Needless to say I was close to cacking myself.

[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"][QUOTE="DrSponge"]I dislike being used as a weapon :xDrSponge

My mom chased me around the house with a broom, because I erased the caller ID and she didn't know her friend from works number by heart.. :lol:

My mom just jumps out of rooms barking like a dog when I'm 10 years old... Nothing too insane... :|mindstorm

She's practically a witch. She's like an aromatherapist but with no qualifications. She just mixies stuff up and burns these incenses to fight away illness and relieve stress. She would take a bath in a candle lit room with an incense burner and petals floating in the water.

My mom shot me a bird once when I was younger. That was pretty funny though :lol:

All you complaining for your mothers.. i wish i could have mine with me right now.. :(McdonaIdsGuy

She's practically a witch. She's like an aromatherapist but with no qualifications. She just mixies stuff up and burns these incenses to fight away illness and relieve stress. She would take a bath in a candle lit room with an incense burner and petals floating in the water.

Evil_Saluki

[QUOTE="Evil_Saluki"]

She's practically a witch. She's like an aromatherapist but with no qualifications. She just mixies stuff up and burns these incenses to fight away illness and relieve stress. She would take a bath in a candle lit room with an incense burner and petals floating in the water.

Deihjan

Oh Deihjan, didn't recognise you from the change is sig and avatar again hehe.

I was talking about my mum, so no worries. I mum is a little mad and she's funny with it at times. Aww wouldn't of thought you was depressed, your posts are normally bounding with energy.

When I was like 12 I called my mom a prep and she slapped me across the face because she thought I called her a prick :D

[QUOTE="mindstorm"]My mom just jumps out of rooms barking like a dog when I'm 10 years old... Nothing too insane... :|McdonaIdsGuy

All you complaining for your mothers.. i wish i could have mine with me right now.. :(McdonaIdsGuy

[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="Evil_Saluki"]

She's practically a witch. She's like an aromatherapist but with no qualifications. She just mixies stuff up and burns these incenses to fight away illness and relieve stress. She would take a bath in a candle lit room with an incense burner and petals floating in the water.

Evil_Saluki

Oh Deihjan, didn't recognise you from the change is sig and avatar again hehe.

I was talking about my mum, so no worries. I mum is a little mad and she's funny with it at times. Aww wouldn't of thought you was depressed, your posts are normally bounding with energy.

[QUOTE="Evil_Saluki"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"] Hey now, don't degrade me by calling her a witch... :cry:Deihjan

Oh Deihjan, didn't recognise you from the change is sig and avatar again hehe.

I was talking about my mum, so no worries. I mum is a little mad and she's funny with it at times. Aww wouldn't of thought you was depressed, your posts are normally bounding with energy.

For a moment I thought maybe I offended you because your a practiced Pagan or something. I never said I didn't like her being a witch, makes her so much more interesting :P She taught me how to curse people for real! It's awesome! Although that has nothing to do with Paganism or speaking mumbo jumbo. It'smore like logical ways of using the right resourses in peoples property.

[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="Evil_Saluki"]

Oh Deihjan, didn't recognise you from the change is sig and avatar again hehe.

I was talking about my mum, so no worries. I mum is a little mad and she's funny with it at times. Aww wouldn't of thought you was depressed, your posts are normally bounding with energy.

Evil_Saluki

For a moment I thought maybe I offended you because your a practiced Pagan or something. I never said I didn't like her being a witch, makes her so much more interesting :P She taught me how to curse people for real! It's awesome! Although that has nothing to do with Paganism or speaking mumbo jumbo. It'smore like logical ways of using the right resourses in peoples property.

At least she doesn't routinely throw baseballs at you to text your ninja reflexes. It's tough being a ninja.....trentman7

That means she broke most your joints when you were a baby, to allow lifetime flexibility. And she half drowned you in water, to strengthen your lungs.

[QUOTE="trentman7"]At least she doesn't routinely throw baseballs at you to text your ninja reflexes. It's tough being a ninja.....Evil_Saluki

That means she broke most your joints when you were a baby, to allow lifetime flexibility. And she half drowned you in water, to strengthen your lungs.

[QUOTE="trentman7"]At least she doesn't routinely throw baseballs at you to text your ninja reflexes. It's tough being a ninja.....Evil_Saluki

That means she broke most your joints when you were a baby, to allow lifetime flexibility. And she half drowned you in water, to strengthen your lungs.

[QUOTE="Evil_Saluki"]

[QUOTE="trentman7"]At least she doesn't routinely throw baseballs at you to text your ninja reflexes. It's tough being a ninja.....Deihjan

That means she broke most your joints when you were a baby, to allow lifetime flexibility. And she half drowned you in water, to strengthen your lungs.

Well it was about 10:00pm and my mum started getting angry and telling me to get ready for school the next day so i told her calmly not to start yelling at me and getting angry over nothing like she usually does. So then she throws a sponge at my face! i just reacted by picking up the sponge opening the door to the backyard and throwing the sponge out.

Has anyone elses mum done something crazy like this?

CUDCUD

So last night I was this sponge in CUDCUD's house. I was just sitting on the counter relaxing and then some lady starting yelling at her son (He looked pretty hardcore). So they are arguing and the kid tells the lady to calm down, BAAM!!! All of a sudden the mom decides to pick me up and throw me at the kid's face! The kid then picked me up and chucked me outside! Once I was outside, I could see some other kid walking through the park (He also looked pretty hardcore). All of a a gangster jumps in front of his face and his group follows him (there were 4 in total). They tie the kid to the tree and the leader pulls out this fake looking knife (he claimed it was real) and starts pointing it at the kid. He then reached into the kid who is tied to the tree's pocket and takes out a shiny pencil. The four of them started to stare at it. Then as the leader is about to reach in the kid's pocket again BAAM!!. 10 to 15 more gangsters come out of nowhere. Seriously, they looked like they were out of the Godfather or something. The mafia then tell's the gangsters to let that kid go and untied him from the tree, this resulted in him running away (probably home). The mafia then stuck the gangsters in a hole in the tree! What a day...McJugga

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]I dislike being used as a weapon :x-Sun_Tzu-

My mom once threw a Sun_Tzu at me

Well it was about 10:00pm and my mum started getting angry and telling me to get ready for school the next day so i told her calmly not to start yelling at me and getting angry over nothing like she usually does. So then she throws a sponge at my face! i just reacted by picking up the sponge opening the door to the backyard and throwing the sponge out.CUDCUD

sponge to the face?

Did this so-called "sponge" look anything along these lines:

Maybe she was going to throw this at you next:

Nah, my parents aren't that weird. They just end up taking my PS3 and games away. :x

Well it was about 10:00pm and my mum started getting angry and telling me to get ready for school the next day so i told her calmly not to start yelling at me and getting angry over nothing like she usually does. So then she throws a sponge at my face! i just reacted by picking up the sponge opening the door to the backyard and throwing the sponge out.

Has anyone elses mum done something crazy like this?

CUDCUD

It was a sponge. Harmless. you are acting like it was a flipping dinner plate.

[QUOTE="CUDCUD"]

Well it was about 10:00pm and my mum started getting angry and telling me to get ready for school the next day so i told her calmly not to start yelling at me and getting angry over nothing like she usually does. So then she throws a sponge at my face! i just reacted by picking up the sponge opening the door to the backyard and throwing the sponge out.

Has anyone elses mum done something crazy like this?

It was a sponge. Harmless. you are acting like it was a flipping dinner plate.

The straw broom *shutters*