My mum threw a sponge at my face...

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#51 pancreasjuice
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ive got a mate whos mom flipped out and tore into his pc with his guitar, both were destroyed, sucks for him, both his hobbies destroyed in one fell swoop
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#52 TheOddQuantum
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My mother once slapped me. :(

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#53 AirGuitarist87
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]Well, if we're comparing strange/insane incidents now, I'll join.. As most people here know, I have a depression. Once, my parents wanted to drag me to the psychiatric hospital, or looney bin, and I locked my door to my room. My dad gets a crowbar and opens my door with force, and drags me(then 15 years old) down the stairs and puts me into the car. I was hysterical.

Well if there was nothing to talk about to the shrink before they certainly helped giving you a topic of conversation. :?

Lol, well, I'm happy my folks forced me out of the house, because who knows what I would've done in my room ? :P

You'd have cosplayed Phoenix Wright and sent them to us, of course. :oops: But it's good to know you're happy. :D
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#54 Guybrush_3
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ive got a mate whos mom flipped out and tore into his pc with his guitar, both were destroyed, sucks for him, both his hobbies destroyed in one fell swooppancreasjuice

:shock: Now THAT is something to get pissed about.

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#55 T_P_O
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Hahahaha, a sponge? She probably wanted to get her message through without hurting you y'know.

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#56 tzar3
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My mom would always get like that for when it was time for school, but she bit me in the arm when I refused to go once, so consider yourself grateful...

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#57 angusclone2
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No but my birth Mum's grandmother shoved me in a cupboard for saying a swear during the Barcelona Olympics. I reacted by throwing a super tantrum and kicking the door so hard it busted a hinge. Game on, Gran...D3nnyCrane
You have no idea how funnyy that is to me :lol:
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#58 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]No but my birth Mum's grandmother shoved me in a cupboard for saying a swear during the Barcelona Olympics. I reacted by throwing a super tantrum and kicking the door so hard it busted a hinge. Game on, Gran...angusclone2
You have no idea how funnyy that is to me :lol:

Mate, the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan didn't have as many fireworks as there were when that door was swinging on one hinge and one very spooked 6 year old came streaking out.
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#59 Patatopan
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One morning i was up real early and I was trying to fix the interenet that had been out on my mom's computer for over a couple days. She wakes up and walks over to where I was working at and she started telling me that I was doing something wrong. I then began to respond to her when all of a sudden she goes "F*** YOU JESSE!! F*** YOU!!" and stormed out. I was baffled. So I decided to forget it, she can fix it herself if she is going to be irritable about it, and i went to my room. Later on, I hear her com back in and go "WTF!!!" and she comes romping to my room door and starts smashing it with crap screaming at me to come back out and fix the internet. I called up my dad asking him to come by because i thought she was going to hurt me.

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#60 ArgyleSocker
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it's just a sponge
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#61 Crunchman
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Shoes.

Enough.

Said.

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#62 angusclone2
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[QUOTE="angusclone2"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]No but my birth Mum's grandmother shoved me in a cupboard for saying a swear during the Barcelona Olympics. I reacted by throwing a super tantrum and kicking the door so hard it busted a hinge. Game on, Gran...D3nnyCrane
You have no idea how funnyy that is to me :lol:

Mate, the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan didn't have as many fireworks as there were when that door was swinging on one hinge and one very spooked 6 year old came streaking out.

Woah, and I thought it couldn't get worse than that :(.....................:P
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#63 CrazyLaser
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My mom threw me out of the car in a parking lot for dropping the F-bomb at her. She drove around and picked me up 10 seconds later lol.
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#64 angusclone2
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Anyway, my parents are just usually verbal. As a child, I do remember frequently being beaten with a metal spatula when I was bad.! :cry:
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#65 clayron
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Lets see...

Once my mother told me to go to Winchell's to get her a coffee. I responded with a prompt, "No, You want it, you get it." Bad Decision, Clayron. My mom is shorter and at that time much smaller than I was soooo....she left me room. About 5 minutes later, I am buried deep in a video game, she returns with a Revolver and calmly asks me, "What did you just say?" Since that day, I have not disrespected my mother, I believe I was 15 at the time...I am 21 now.

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#66 ferrari2001
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wow a sponge.. OH well it's still worth it.. *BOOM HEADSHOT*
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#67 iam2green
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no, but i know my friend's mom is like that. she gets pissed easily. one time my friend came home later then what he said he was going to be. (i wasn't with him) the next day she was like how come u came home later then what u said u would? his like idk. she like u lied to me. i was just like wow what a boutch, that she said that.

i understand of losing track of time from having fun but come on. he was having fun with his friend.
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#68 cametall
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Better than having a PS2 thrown at you. I learned not to talk back. That was when GTA 3 came out.
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#69 sAndroid17
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big deal, my mum has chased me with a crow-bar...true story

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#70 D3nnyCrane
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wow a sponge.. OH well it's still worth it.. *BOOM HEADSHOT*ferrari2001
HADOUKEN!
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#71 awesomeray
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heh............ sponge:D

my mom just screams alot about nothing

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#72 McJugga
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I thought this was going to be a sponge story like the one from Seinfeld.
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#73 deactivated-60a18c108ffa9
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Oh no! Not a sponge!!!!
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#74 Forerunner-117
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big deal, my mum has chased me with a crow-bar...true story

sAndroid17
Your mom's last name wouldn't happen to be Freeman, would it?
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#76 -Sun_Tzu-
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[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"][QUOTE="DrSponge"]I dislike being used as a weapon :xrobobie

*throws sponge at DrSponge*

My mom once threw a Sun_Tzu at me

How'd that work out for you?
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#77 sAndroid17
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[QUOTE="sAndroid17"]

big deal, my mum has chased me with a crow-bar...true story

Forerunner-117
Your mom's last name wouldn't happen to be Freeman, would it?

uh..no:P
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#78 robobie
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[QUOTE="robobie"]

[QUOTE="-Sun_Tzu-"] *throws sponge at DrSponge* -Sun_Tzu-

My mom once threw a Sun_Tzu at me

How'd that work out for you?

It was very erotic;)

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#79 Singularity22
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When I was 10 years old, I embarassed my mother in front of my friends. Ten minutes later she caught me in the hallway and picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall and said that if I ever did something like that again, my world as I knew it would come to a sudden halt.

I never did that again.

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#80 gingefails
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When I was a tot, my mum would always chew sponges as stress relief. Everytime we went to do the weekly foodshop, she'd stock up on those pastel coloured baby sponge things.

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#81 mlbslugger86
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eh...stop being a big baby. you'll live

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#82 KOTORkicker
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My mother threw a jandurin at me once, with force. My lungs collapsed through sheer funnay.
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#83 D3nnyCrane
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My mother threw a jandurin at me once, with force. My lungs collapsed through sheer funnay.KOTORkicker
Were you picking bits of beard off your clothes for days?
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#84 angusclone2
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[QUOTE="KOTORkicker"]My mother threw a jandurin at me once, with force. My lungs collapsed through sheer funnay.D3nnyCrane
Were you picking bits of beard off your clothes for days?

You never fail with the funny! :lol: I've seen that picture, Its funny. I've had a power crazy mod thrown at MEEE! :cry:
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#85 Deihjan
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Shoes.

Enough.

Said.

JLuke360
A boot to the head?