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ive got a mate whos mom flipped out and tore into his pc with his guitar, both were destroyed, sucks for him, both his hobbies destroyed in one fell swooppancreasjuice
:shock: Now THAT is something to get pissed about.
No but my birth Mum's grandmother shoved me in a cupboard for saying a swear during the Barcelona Olympics. I reacted by throwing a super tantrum and kicking the door so hard it busted a hinge. Game on, Gran...D3nnyCraneYou have no idea how funnyy that is to me :lol:
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]No but my birth Mum's grandmother shoved me in a cupboard for saying a swear during the Barcelona Olympics. I reacted by throwing a super tantrum and kicking the door so hard it busted a hinge. Game on, Gran...angusclone2You have no idea how funnyy that is to me :lol: Mate, the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan didn't have as many fireworks as there were when that door was swinging on one hinge and one very spooked 6 year old came streaking out.
One morning i was up real early and I was trying to fix the interenet that had been out on my mom's computer for over a couple days. She wakes up and walks over to where I was working at and she started telling me that I was doing something wrong. I then began to respond to her when all of a sudden she goes "F*** YOU JESSE!! F*** YOU!!" and stormed out. I was baffled. So I decided to forget it, she can fix it herself if she is going to be irritable about it, and i went to my room. Later on, I hear her com back in and go "WTF!!!" and she comes romping to my room door and starts smashing it with crap screaming at me to come back out and fix the internet. I called up my dad asking him to come by because i thought she was going to hurt me.
[QUOTE="angusclone2"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]No but my birth Mum's grandmother shoved me in a cupboard for saying a swear during the Barcelona Olympics. I reacted by throwing a super tantrum and kicking the door so hard it busted a hinge. Game on, Gran...D3nnyCraneYou have no idea how funnyy that is to me :lol: Mate, the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan didn't have as many fireworks as there were when that door was swinging on one hinge and one very spooked 6 year old came streaking out. Woah, and I thought it couldn't get worse than that :(.....................:P
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Once my mother told me to go to Winchell's to get her a coffee. I responded with a prompt, "No, You want it, you get it." Bad Decision, Clayron. My mom is shorter and at that time much smaller than I was soooo....she left me room. About 5 minutes later, I am buried deep in a video game, she returns with a Revolver and calmly asks me, "What did you just say?" Since that day, I have not disrespected my mother, I believe I was 15 at the time...I am 21 now.
Your mom's last name wouldn't happen to be Freeman, would it?big deal, my mum has chased me with a crow-bar...true story
sAndroid17
[QUOTE="sAndroid17"]Your mom's last name wouldn't happen to be Freeman, would it? uh..no:Pbig deal, my mum has chased me with a crow-bar...true story
Forerunner-117
When I was 10 years old, I embarassed my mother in front of my friends. Ten minutes later she caught me in the hallway and picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall and said that if I ever did something like that again, my world as I knew it would come to a sudden halt.
I never did that again.
When I was a tot, my mum would always chew sponges as stress relief. Everytime we went to do the weekly foodshop, she'd stock up on those pastel coloured baby sponge things.
My mother threw a jandurin at me once, with force. My lungs collapsed through sheer funnay.KOTORkickerWere you picking bits of beard off your clothes for days?
[QUOTE="KOTORkicker"]My mother threw a jandurin at me once, with force. My lungs collapsed through sheer funnay.D3nnyCraneWere you picking bits of beard off your clothes for days? You never fail with the funny! :lol: I've seen that picture, Its funny. I've had a power crazy mod thrown at MEEE! :cry:
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