My neighbor gets the mail naked.

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

dont look?

Warn him that if he does it again you'll call the police.

It is illegal

lol, try not to look out the window when he's getting it I guess. Or call him and ask him to stop

Or join him.

Don't look when he goes and gets the mail? It takes what, 2 minutes to get the mail... It's not like you HAVE to stare out the window when he walks by..DeLurk

My computer screen is right next to the window.

I bet your him. jk

I'm guessing most of the people are just trying to be funny.

But I'd be damned if I let some old pervert expose him self in front of my little sister.

[QUOTE="DeLurk"]Don't look when he goes and gets the mail? It takes what, 2 minutes to get the mail... It's not like you HAVE to stare out the window when he walks by..SlickAndJick

My computer screen is right next to the window.

I bet your him. jk

:lol: :lol: :lol:sk8erboi796

Hahaha

I am scared to theaten him because:

1. he must wheigh 250

2. he may be crazy

Call the cops and report him for indecent exposure.JustPlainLucas

And he will never know it was me?

My family is the only one around for a 1/4 mile.

I am scared to theaten him because:

1. he must wheigh 250

2. he may be crazy

SlickAndJick

Where do you live?

Don't look when he goes and gets the mail? It takes what, 2 minutes to get the mail... It's not like you HAVE to stare out the window when he walks by..DeLurk

Hey DeLurk, where did you get that amazing sig?

Maybe he's a pedofile in disguise... :?freakyzeeky1986

If thats the case, then hes not very disguised.

[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I am scared to theaten him because:

1. he must wheigh 250

2. he may be crazy

iunderstand

Where do you live?

New Jersey

Close to the border of PA so there is hardly anyone around.

A few questions:

• How old does he look? 30s? 60?
• Is he fat?
• Is he hairy

Maybe he's a pedofile in disguise... :?freakyzeeky1986

[QUOTE="iunderstand"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I am scared to theaten him because:

1. he must wheigh 250

2. he may be crazy

SlickAndJick

Where do you live?

New Jersey

Close to the border of PA so there is hardly anyone around.

You could buy a goat and let it loose in your front yard. I doubt he'd want it hanging around with a goat running around.

I am scared to theaten him because:

1. he must wheigh 250

2. he may be crazy

SlickAndJick

250 of muscle or fat?....cause if it's fat...don't wory about his crazy-ness...as long as you can run for more than 30 seconds...you'll be good...

Go over to his house one day and calmly explain to him why it is that you dislike him doing that and ask him politely to stop.

See if you can meet him at a middleground. Maybe he stays naked in his house, but he just slips a robe on for the 30 seconds it takes for him to get the mail. That way he doesn't see himself as being inconvenienced, you don't have to call the cops, and you and your little sister don't have to see his fat naked ass.

A few questions:

• How old does he look? 30s? 60?
• Is he fat?
• Is he hairy

Okay now for the solution. Just post a note on his door saying "it would be nice if you'd stop walking to your mailbox naked" then sign someone elses name at the bottom so it doesn't look like you put up the note. Then he might stop and you're all good.
camreeno360

I want to say 25

No he is built

Never been close enough to know hair amount.

Then you definitely can see his package. lololololol I make pun.

Also, try this.

Go over to his house one day and calmly explain to him why it is that you dislike him doing that and ask him politely to stop.

See if you can meet him at a middleground. Maybe he stays naked in his house, but he just slips a robe on for the 30 seconds it takes for him to get the mail. That way he doesn't see himself as being inconvenienced, you don't have to call the cops, and you and your little sister don't have to see his fat naked ass.

masterchief2512

Its not his ass im worried about.

I think he swims naked so most likely he is not a nudist.

Its hot and he swims naked I hope.

dont look?

The-Austinn

[QUOTE="The-Austinn"]

dont look?

Holden14

Im going to tell my 10 year old sister not to look?

[QUOTE="masterchief2512"]

Go over to his house one day and calmly explain to him why it is that you dislike him doing that and ask him politely to stop.

See if you can meet him at a middleground. Maybe he stays naked in his house, but he just slips a robe on for the 30 seconds it takes for him to get the mail. That way he doesn't see himself as being inconvenienced, you don't have to call the cops, and you and your little sister don't have to see his fat naked ass.

SlickAndJick

Its not his ass im worried about.

I think he swims naked so most likely he is not a nudist.

Its hot and he swims naked I hope.

1. I didn't literally mean his ass

2. I sure as hell hope so! What kind of wierdo gets naked, gets the mail, and redresses

3.None of that changes my suggestion. Just politely ask him to wear a robe or a pair of shorts or something when he gets his mail.

[QUOTE="Holden14"][QUOTE="The-Austinn"]

dont look?

SlickAndJick

Im going to tell my 10 year old sister not to look?

...yes?

I telling u its the ugly naked guy make sure no kids go around there

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

SlickAndJick

Take videos and show it to the police. With video proof, you can have him arrested for indecent exposure and get him sent to prison as a sex offender.

[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

MrGeezer

Take videos and show it to the police. With video proof, you can have him arrested for indecent exposure and get him sent to prison as a sex offender.

I dont see why people always wanna go straight to the extreme without trying anything civil first...

[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

MrGeezer

Take videos and show it to the police. With video proof, you can have him arrested for indecent exposure and get him sent to prison as a sex offender.

I think that is what I'm going to do.

And he will come for me when he gets out! great