My neighbor gets the mail naked.

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#51 wemhim
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

Def_Jef88

Take videos and show it to the police. With video proof, you can have him arrested for indecent exposure and get him sent to prison as a sex offender.

or, ya know, just ask him to stop first.

I dont see why people always wanna go straight to the extreme without trying anything civil first...

Because people are too lazy to handle their own problems so they need the coppers for everything, even for what they're capable of.
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#52 DeLurk
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[QUOTE="DeLurk"]Don't look when he goes and gets the mail? It takes what, 2 minutes to get the mail... It's not like you HAVE to stare out the window when he walks by..Seemore10

Hey DeLurk, where did you get that amazing sig?

:)

[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

MrGeezer

Take videos and show it to the police. With video proof, you can have him arrested for indecent exposure and get him sent to prison as a sex offender.

It's not like he's flashing anyone, or doing anything sexual. Maybe because the OP said he's the only one left on the block, the guy doesn't think it's a big deal.

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#53 MrGeezer
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

Def_Jef88

Take videos and show it to the police. With video proof, you can have him arrested for indecent exposure and get him sent to prison as a sex offender.

or, ya know, just ask him to stop first.

I dont see why people always wanna go straight to the extreme without trying anything civil first...

Because it's entertaining to watch people getting arrested.

Why do you think the show "Cops" lasted so long?

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#54 wemhim
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Also, he doesn't deserve to go to prison. I really doubt he's trying to harm anyone, ask him to stop. If it's that bad. Nobody deserves to go to a place like prison, when they're probably not trying to help someone, just ask him to stop, jeez.
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#55 Def_Jef88
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[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

My school ended and now I am home when the mailman comes around.

I live in a rural area and there are only 3 houses around (mine, nudeguy, and empty abandoned shack).

So I have seen him get the mail naked twice.

What do I do?

I have a little sister.

Also he just moved there 3 weeks ago.

MrGeezer

Take videos and show it to the police. With video proof, you can have him arrested for indecent exposure and get him sent to prison as a sex offender.

or, ya know, just ask him to stop first.

I dont see why people always wanna go straight to the extreme without trying anything civil first...

Because it's entertaining to watch people getting arrested.

Why do you think the show "Cops" lasted so long?

Well, you do have a point there...
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#56 Funkyhamster
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That's really weird. Too bad it's a guy. And probably an ugly guy too. :|

Why is it always ugly people who take their clothes off at random times?

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#57 bobstrife
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Im glad nobody said "pics or its not true"SlickAndJick
I was goin too, but now since you said that i cant :cry: Oh well...And i cant give any help since almost everything has been stated. But next time he does it run outside with a sword or somethin and threatin him ;)


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#58 Schadenfreude
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Unless he's right up in your face (as in, a house right beside yours) it shouldn't be a big deal, and by the sounds of it he's not too close if there are only 3 houses nearby. And ifhe's just grabbing themail, that's not exactly a huge long-term display.

If it really bothers you, you can ask him politely to put on a bath robe or whichever, but again it shouldn't be a big thing.

Not meaning to disrespect, but some people are such prudes.

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#59 SlickAndJick
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I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

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#60 masterchief2512
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Im sorry, was I offending you?BEAN_LARD_MULCH

*look left*

*look right*

*shrug* Who? I don't even see any other posts by you in this thread.

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#61 DeLurk
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I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

SlickAndJick

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

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#62 SlickAndJick
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[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

DeLurk

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was jk

im just ganna call him.

blackmail will put me in the same cell with him.

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#63 camreeno360
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[QUOTE="camreeno360"]

A few questions:

  • How old does he look? 30s? 60?
  • Is he fat?
  • Is he hairy

Okay now for the solution. Just post a note on his door saying "it would be nice if you'd stop walking to your mailbox naked" then sign someone elses name at the bottom so it doesn't look like you put up the note. Then he might stop and you're all good.
SlickAndJick

I want to say 25

No he is built

Never been close enough to know hair amount.

Discusting. Possibly he still has some of that Spring Break steaking left in him lol.
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#64 bobstrife
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[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

DeLurk

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was convinced at the start.
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#65 SlickAndJick
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[QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

bobstrife

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was convinced at the start.

I dont care what you think.

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#66 Kikouken
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'Nade him?
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#67 cmhawk
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Maybe he's a pedofile in disguise... :?freakyzeeky1986
most probably
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#68 DeLurk
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[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

SlickAndJick

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was convinced at the start.

I dont care what you think.

We didn't ask if you care what we think :)

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#69 -InsrtNameHere-
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Video tape him then post it on the internet.
iunderstand
I was just about to suggest that. haha. Anyway. Warn him/ask him to stop. Also, if you record it, you could show it to the police as evidence
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#70 SlickAndJick
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[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

DeLurk

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was convinced at the start.

I dont care what you think.

We didn't ask if you care what we think :)

Get out of my thread, Fool.

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#71 bobstrife
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[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

DeLurk

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was convinced at the start.

I dont care what you think.

We didn't ask if you care what we think :)

I was gonna say that :oops:
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#72 Tolwan
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Unless he's right up in your face (as in, a house right beside yours) it shouldn't be a big deal, and by the sounds of it he's not too close if there are only 3 houses nearby. And ifhe's just grabbing themail, that's not exactly a huge long-term display.

If it really bothers you, you can ask him politely to put on a bath robe or whichever, but again it shouldn't be a big thing.

Not meaning to disrespect, but some people are such prudes.

Schadenfreude

He said he has his little 10 year old sister with him. A Naked Male adult outside is not something for a ten year old girl to see, and i dont care what anyone says. That man should have common sense and put on some **** clothing.

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#73 L8erSquare
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Eww... call the cops.
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#74 DeLurk
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[QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

SlickAndJick

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was convinced at the start.

I dont care what you think.

We didn't ask if you care what we think :)

Get out of my thread, Fool.

Tad bit defencive, don't you think? :P

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#75 Def_Jef88
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[QUOTE="Schadenfreude"]

Unless he's right up in your face (as in, a house right beside yours) it shouldn't be a big deal, and by the sounds of it he's not too close if there are only 3 houses nearby. And ifhe's just grabbing themail, that's not exactly a huge long-term display.

If it really bothers you, you can ask him politely to put on a bath robe or whichever, but again it shouldn't be a big thing.

Not meaning to disrespect, but some people are such prudes.

Tolwan

He said he has his little 10 year old sister with him. A Naked Male adult outside is not something for a ten year old girl to see, and i dont care what anyone says. That man should have common sense and put on some **** clothing.

He might not know there are small children around. Which is why the TC should just explain the situation to the guy and ask him politely to wear some clothes...
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#76 Two400
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Get your mail naked. It's only fair.
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#77 Button_man
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Im glad nobody said "pics or its not true"SlickAndJick

PICS NAO!!!111!1!

Now its been done...

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#78 bobstrife
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[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"][QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

I think I can blackmail a few hundred from him.

DeLurk

Okay, I'm convinced this is a joke topic now.

I was convinced at the start.

I dont care what you think.

We didn't ask if you care what we think :)

Get out of my thread, Fool.

Tad bit defencive, don't you think? :P

You should have said "I dont care what you think :)" :P
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#79 DeLurk
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You should have said "I dont care what you think :)" :P
bobstrife

Damn, I should have. I'm sure he will yell at me again soon anyway.

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#80 SolidSnake35
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You could offer to get the mail for him.
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#81 viewtifulshmoe
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do the same thing and see how he likes it
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#82 SlickAndJick
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[QUOTE="bobstrife"]

You should have said "I dont care what you think :)" :P
DeLurk

Damn, I should have. I'm sure he will yell at me again soon anyway.

I'm to busy watching the Italian job.

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#83 bobstrife
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[QUOTE="DeLurk"][QUOTE="bobstrife"]

You should have said "I dont care what you think :)" :P
SlickAndJick

Damn, I should have. I'm sure he will yell at me again soon anyway.

I'm to busy watching the Italian job.

Sounds bad.
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#84 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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[QUOTE="BEAN_LARD_MULCH"]Im sorry, was I offending you?masterchief2512

*look left*

*look right*

*shrug* Who? I don't even see any other posts by you in this thread.


I was...*sigh* never mind......................Well, if you want him to stop, the next time he goes and checks the mail, walk by him for whatever reason and yell. " Its kind of small you know...." That should stop it.
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#85 mrxb0x360
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If he does it again, shoot him.
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#86 trophylocoste
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Lol have a cup of coffee with him
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#87 SolidSnake35
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[QUOTE="masterchief2512"]

[QUOTE="BEAN_LARD_MULCH"]Im sorry, was I offending you?BEAN_LARD_MULCH

*look left*

*look right*

*shrug* Who? I don't even see any other posts by you in this thread.


I was...*sigh* never mind......................

Hehe. That's priceless. :lol:
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#88 inyourface_12
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is he hawt?:oops:
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#89 stkr
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Take pictures with a digital camera and mail them to him. Then he'll see what you have to look at. Then...call the police.
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#90 stkr
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[QUOTE="BEAN_LARD_MULCH"][QUOTE="masterchief2512"]

[QUOTE="BEAN_LARD_MULCH"]Im sorry, was I offending you?SolidSnake35

*look left*

*look right*

*shrug* Who? I don't even see any other posts by you in this thread.


I was...*sigh* never mind......................

Hehe. That's priceless. :lol:

:lol:. It took me three reads to get it.

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#92 crazedcommando9
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Video tape him then post it on the internet.
iunderstand

agreed do it for the lolz

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#93 kitty  Moderator
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Thread of the day...Meh___Guy
i agree, why not make this thread of the week
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#94 Grouch0de
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If it bothers you, don't look.
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#95 stkr
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[QUOTE="Meh___Guy"]Thread of the day...2ndWonder
i agree, why not make this thread of the week

Because it'll only be replaced. Come tomorrow we'll here about someone working at McDonalds who had someone pull up to the drivethru naked.