My "friend" stuck his finger in my peanut butter! How should I punish

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#1 smashtv
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He had just wiped a booger with the finger too, I saw him. So now I have a big finger mark in my peanut butter and what looks like the booger sitting there on the bottom of the jar. How do I get evin

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#2 MrPraline
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Cut his finger off.
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#3 8-Bitterness
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make him a sandwich with that part of the peanut butter
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#4 Wilfred_Owen
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Burn his girlfriend. Somebody will know what I'm talkin bout.
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#5 Grim_Heaper94
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Since the Peanut Butter is ruined, eat his finger instead...
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#6 SolidSnake35
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Man up and eat it anyway. There are kids starving in this world.
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Sacrifice 2 of his prized calves.
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#8 VaguelyTagged
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make him eat it

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#9 super_mario_128
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Stick your finger in his naughty area. That'll show him.

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#10 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Make him eat the entire jar of peanut butter RIGHT NOW.
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#12 hamstergeddon
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Curb stomp his face so that all his teeth shoot up into his gum and he will never look normal again and his girlfriend will never be able to look at him without flinching and his life will be ruined. Trust me, it's the only way to even out the score.
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#13 DJ_Lae
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I'll confess I thought you were using peanut butter as a euphemism when I read the title. Now I'm disappointed.
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#14 ChenWei23
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Stick your finger in his anus.cd_rom
What if his friend likes that kind of stuff?? Then it won't really be punishing him, it'll be more of a punishing himself, because now he has poop on his finger...
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#15 Big_Bad_Sad
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Kick him in the nuts
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#16 Film-Guy
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The thread title made me giggle like an 10 year old. Am I the only one?

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#17 nintendoman562
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Burn his girlfriend. Somebody will know what I'm talkin bout.Wilfred_Owen
In that case, you better hope your friend doesn't have a copy of Kenny Griffin Jr.
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#18 pierst179
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Do the same with his peanut butter jar.

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#19 elblanquito_81
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Pee on his bed.

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#20 Funky_Llama
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Is that a euphemism?
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#21 DestroyMonsters
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Kidnapp him, and smuggle him into mexico, when he wakes he'll relize he's in mexico and be like "OMG! Why am I in Mexico, what did I do??? Was it the peanut butter?"
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#22 GreenRobinblue
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Kick him in the nuts until it makes peanut butter... then wipe your booger on it.
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#23 Big_Bad_Sad
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Is that a euphemism?Funky_Llama
I was wondering the same.
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#24 ace-of-spades93
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Is that a euphemism?Funky_Llama
that's what i thought just couldn't spell it :P
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#25 meiaman
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[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]I'll confess I thought you were using peanut butter as a euphemism when I read the title. Now I'm disappointed.

LOL, same here. :lol:
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#26 shadowkiller11
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Poo on his finger.
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#27 ASRCSR
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Stick it on his bed.

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#28 jimmyjammer69
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Shave his head.
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#29 Meejoe27
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Man up and eat it anyway. There are kids starving in this world.SolidSnake35

On this note, donate the peanut butter to charity. Homeless people are not above eating boogers, i've seen them do it.

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#30 pvtdonut54
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Lick his jelly.

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#31 aaronmullan
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Put your peanut butter inside his finger.
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#32 S3XYT1M3
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shoot him in the face

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#33 BanjoMumbo
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Isn't this a little bit odd?

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#34 MrPraline
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Isn't this a little bit odd?

BanjoMumbo
What makes you say that?
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#36 PhantomSpartan
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I thought he stuck it up your butt hole:x

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#37 Film-Guy
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I thought he stuck it up your butt hole:x

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Thats disgusting:|, you must have been the only person to think that you filthy boy.

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#38 Locke562
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Put your "Finger" in his peanut butter.
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#39 tzar3
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Defile his girlfriend if he has one.

If not, then defile him.

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#40 mdamin76
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Just ask him to buy you a new one will do.

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#41 jasonbird
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Cut his finger off. MrPraline
OMG Its too serious~! ;)
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#42 OnTheBayou
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Sodomize him with a garden hose.

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#43 Film-Guy
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Sodomize him with a garden hose.

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Would his reaction be similar to your user icon?

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#44 muffincakes87
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Cut off his hand.

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#45 Random__
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Stick your Peanut Butter in his finger.
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#46 Serraph105
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I believe a pound of flesh will settle the score

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#47 yabbicoke
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Grind his parents up into chilli and feed them to him.

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#48 psychobrew
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Shave his head (or put makeup on him or put his hand in a pot of warm water) while he sleeps Get a container of fart spray and spray his room Crap in bag and distribute it accross the floor of his room
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#49 ferrari2001
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kill his family, then turn him into peanut butter and eat him.
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#50 darksword1123
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Cut off all his finger and lock him in a cage.
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